{"id":15795,"date":"2018-10-14T10:45:22","date_gmt":"2018-10-14T07:45:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15795"},"modified":"2018-10-14T10:45:22","modified_gmt":"2018-10-14T07:45:22","slug":"scufita-rosie-corecta-politic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/scufita-rosie-corecta-politic\/","title":{"rendered":"Scufi\u0163a Ro\u015fie corect\u0103 politic"},"content":{"rendered":"

-Tati, spune-mi \u015fi mie o poveste.<\/p>\n

-Dar dup\u0103 aia te culci, da?<\/p>\n

-M\u0103 culc, m\u0103 culc.<\/p>\n

-Bine. A fost odat\u0103 ca niciodat\u0103…<\/p>\n

-Fabian!<\/p>\n

-Da, iubita mea.<\/p>\n

-Nu mi se pare sustenabil moral s\u0103 sugerezi copilului c\u0103 minunile se \u00eent\u00e2mplau doar pe vremea lui Pazvante. Asta \u00eei poate induce nihilism legat de contemporaneitate.<\/p>\n

-Ok. \u015ei cum spun?<\/p>\n

-A fost odat\u0103, ca oric\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n

-A fost odat\u0103, ca… \u0103\u0103\u0103… oric\u00e2nd, o feti\u0163\u0103 frumoas\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103…<\/p>\n

-Fabian!<\/p>\n

-Da, iubita mea.<\/p>\n

-De ce s\u0103-i sugerezi copilului c\u0103 unica valoare a unei femei const\u0103 \u00een aspectul exterior?<\/p>\n

-Okk, ok. A fost odat\u0103, ca oric\u00e2nd o feti\u0163\u0103 a\u015fa \u015fi a\u015fa, nu cine \u015ftie ce…<\/p>\n

-Fabian!<\/p>\n

-Da, iubita mea.<\/p>\n

-Ideea nu e s-o ugly shame pe feti\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Asta f\u0103ceam?<\/p>\n

-Da. Insinuai c\u0103 e ur\u00e2t\u0103. E\u00a0 tot obiectificare.<\/p>\n

-\u015ei atunci, ce s\u0103 fac?<\/p>\n

-Insist\u0103 pe calit\u0103\u0163ile ei umane.<\/p>\n

-A fost odat\u0103 o feti\u0163\u0103 bun\u0103 ca p\u00e2inea cald\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Fabian!<\/p>\n

-Da, iubita mea.<\/p>\n

-P\u00e2inea cald\u0103 are E-uri. Bun\u0103 ca salata eisberg, care e \u015fi echilibrat\u0103 nutri\u0163ional.<\/p>\n

-Ok. A fost o feti\u0163\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 ca un regim echilibrat de proteine vegetale, care \u00ee\u015fi iubea foarte mult bunica. \u015ei, \u00eentr-o zi, c\u00e2nd bunica se \u00eemboln\u0103vi…<\/p>\n

-Fabian!<\/p>\n

-Ce mai e, frate?<\/p>\n

-Insinuezi c\u0103 v\u00e2rsta a treia e boln\u0103vicioas\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Nu, dar a\u015fa e povestea.<\/p>\n

-G\u0103se\u015fte o formulare mai pu\u0163in insensibil\u0103.<\/p>\n

-\u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103. OK. Bunica nu se sim\u0163i foarte bine. F\u0103cu grip\u0103. Nu din cauza v\u00e2rstei, c\u0103 l-ar fi f\u0103cut \u015fi la 18 ani. Circula un virus. \u015ei feti\u0163a se hot\u0103r\u00ee s-o viziteze pe bunica. Mama \u00eei umplu un co\u015f cu bun\u0103t\u0103\u0163i, cozonaci…<\/p>\n

-Fabian!<\/p>\n

-Iar m\u0103 \u00eentrerupi?<\/p>\n

-Nu cozonaci! Cozonacii sunt nepotrivi\u0163i unei diete nutritive. Spune \u015fi tu legume la tigaie, s\u0103-i inducem copilului obiceiuri alimentare s\u0103n\u0103toase.<\/p>\n

-Da, da. \u00cei puse broccoli, piept de pui fiert \u015fi morcovi sota\u0163i, \u015fi ceai antiadipos, e bine a\u015fa, nevast\u0103!?<\/p>\n

-De ce m\u0103 \u00eentrebi pe mine, tu spui povestea.<\/p>\n

-Serios? Ok. Dac\u0103 m\u0103 mai \u00eentrerupi,o spui tu \u00een continuare. A\u015fadar, Mirciulic\u0103, unde am r\u0103mas?<\/p>\n

-La ceaiul anti… nu \u015ftiu ce, tati.<\/p>\n

-Bine. \u015ei pe feti\u0163\u0103 o chema Scufi\u0163a Ro\u015fie, dac\u0103 e de acord \u015fi m\u0103-ta!<\/p>\n

-Vai, Fabian, de ce e\u015fti a\u015fa nervos? A\u015fa e povestea.<\/p>\n

-M\u0103 bucur. Deci porni Scufi\u0163a Ro\u015fie cu un co\u015f plin de salate, care mai de care mai vitaminizante \u015fi detoxifiante, \u015fi porni prin p\u0103dure, spre casa bunicii. C\u00e2nd, deodat\u0103, de dup\u0103 un tufi\u015f, \u00eei s\u0103ri \u00een cale lupul cel r\u0103u. Negru, fioros, cu col\u0163ii ascu\u0163i\u0163i.<\/p>\n

-Fabiaaan!!<\/p>\n

-Ce mai e, nevast\u0103??<\/p>\n

-Mi se pare extrem de ofensator la adresa comunit\u0103\u0163ii lupilor!!! Dac\u0103 pove\u015ftile tale bigote o s\u0103 insufle \u00een copilul nostru o ur\u0103 ira\u0163ional\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de lupi?<\/p>\n

-Hrrrrr… Hrrrr… Hrrrrr…<\/p>\n

-Incredibil, ne-a adormit copilul. \u015ei eu nici n-am ajuns la jum\u0103tatea pove\u015ftii.<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i tu ce credeai, Fabian, c\u0103 sunt nebun\u0103 degeaba?<\/p>\n

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