{"id":15812,"date":"2018-10-18T10:53:08","date_gmt":"2018-10-18T07:53:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15812"},"modified":"2018-10-18T10:53:08","modified_gmt":"2018-10-18T07:53:08","slug":"posta-redactiei-rautati-de-la-colegi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-rautati-de-la-colegi\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei: R\u0103ut\u0103\u0163i de la colegi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o trimite\u0163i pe mail, pe birou@lorenalupu.com, \u015fi g\u0103sim o solu\u0163ie, pe care oricum n-o ve\u0163i urma, dar m\u0103car ne distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei misiva:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Ceau, Loren,\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00cemi place foarte mult c\u0103 \u0163ii po\u015fta redac\u0163iei, c\u0103 nu \u00eei min\u0163i frumos pe oamenii care-\u0163i scriu, \u015fi c\u0103, dac\u0103 aplic\u0103 sfaturile tale, poate chiar \u00ee\u015fi rezolv\u0103 problema.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Eu sunt makeup artist. Am f\u0103cut un curs, dar mult mai mult am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at de la tutorialele de pe YouTube, pentru c\u0103 e complexitatea mai mare \u015fi sunt multe puncte de vedere. Am \u015fi o pagin\u0103, xxxxxx.com, dac\u0103 vrei arunc\u0103 un ochi.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Problema mea este c\u0103 vin mereu tot soiul de colege makeup artiste s\u0103 \u00eemi dea comentarii r\u0103ut\u0103cioase, s\u0103-mi critice lookurile, c\u0103 sunt prea exagerate, c\u0103 sunt prea stridente, c\u0103 sunt prea de tot. Eu cred c\u0103 asta m\u0103 reprezint\u0103 pe mine \u015fi m\u0103 plictisesc foarte tare tonurile neutre.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Dac\u0103 eu nu m\u0103 duc s\u0103 critic \u015fi s\u0103 fiu obraznic cu nimeni, de ce nu se poate s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi al\u0163ii lucrul \u0103sta? Eu am destule cliente, chiar \u015fi a\u015fa. M\u0103 oftic\u0103 mai mult c\u0103 sunt ele criticate \u015fi comentate, \u015fi c\u0103 s-ar putea s\u0103 se simt\u0103 r\u0103u din cauza asta.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Tu ce ai face?\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Te pup mult \u015fi-\u0163i mul\u0163umesc,\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>X.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Drag\u0103 X.,<\/p>\n<p>Nu m\u0103 hazardez s\u0103-\u0163i exemplific cum le-a\u015f r\u0103spunde \u00een locul t\u0103u colegelor tale, dintr-un motiv simplu: sunt dup\u0103 dou\u0103 luni de ban pe Facebook \u015fi nu m\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103 perspectiva de a o \u00eencasa pe a treia.<\/p>\n<p>Dar ideea e \u00een felul urm\u0103tor: acolo, \u00een makeup artist, se afl\u0103 \u015fi termenul &#8220;artist&#8221;. Iar artistul e un creator cu o viziune proprie. \u00cen nici un caz suma presiunilor aleatorii din partea oric\u0103rui cretin care e \u00een trecere pe acolo, \u015fi care nu are habar cine e\u015fti tu, care e viziunea ta asupra domeniului, ci se d\u0103 doar interesant \u00een mod gratuit.<\/p>\n<p>Nu e treaba colegelor tale dac\u0103 tu machiezi colorat ca Vorone\u0163ul, sau maroniu precum o k\u0103kare \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftiat\u0103. Sunt at\u00e2tea trenduri \u00een makeup care se bazeaz\u0103 taman pe explozia de culori, iar dac\u0103 \u0163ie asta-\u0163i place, mergi pe instinct. C\u00e2t\u0103 vreme ai clien\u0163i care vin la tine \u015fi sunt \u015fi ferici\u0163i la final, ce latr\u0103 al\u0163ii este FIX problema lor. Proprie, personal\u0103, din dotare.<\/p>\n<p>Uite, eu sunt actri\u0163\u0103. Cel mai apreciat actor din Rom\u00e2nia, \u00een acest moment, este domnul Victor Rebengiuc. Un om care exceleaz\u0103 \u015fi pe teatru, \u015fi pe film, \u015fi pe dram\u0103, \u015fi pe comedie, \u015fi cred c\u0103 dac\u0103 de m\u00e2ine s-ar apuca de standup, ar rupe scena \u015fi cu asta.<\/p>\n<p>Un lucru pe care n-o s\u0103-l vezi \u00eens\u0103 la domnul Victor Rebengiuc NICIODAT\u0102?<\/p>\n<p>B\u00e2ntuitul pe net s\u0103 \u00eemproa\u015fte venin sub produc\u0163iile unor actori tineri.<\/p>\n<p>Nici m\u0103car dac\u0103 sunt cele mai jenante chestii v\u0103zute de om?<\/p>\n<p>Nici m\u0103car.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 e sub demnitatea unui artist adev\u0103rat s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce k\u0103kat pe la subsol.<\/p>\n<p>Cel mai apreciat scriitor rom\u00e2n, \u00een acest moment, este domnul Mircea C\u0103rt\u0103rescu. Ce n-o s\u0103-l vezi niciodat\u0103 pe domnul Mircea C\u0103rt\u0103rescu f\u0103c\u00e2nd?<\/p>\n<p>Tot b\u00e2ntuitul pe net s\u0103 \u00eemproa\u015fte venin sub crea\u0163iile unor scriitori tineri.<\/p>\n<p>Nici m\u0103car dac\u0103 \u015fi alea sunt cele mai antitalent chestii v\u0103zute de om?<\/p>\n<p>Nici m\u0103car.<\/p>\n<p>Idem, pentru c\u0103 e sub demnitatea unui artist adev\u0103rat s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce k\u0103kat pe la subsol. (\u015ei scriu k\u0103kat cu k, s\u0103 nu mi-l identifice Facebook, s\u0103-mi mai rad\u0103 un ban peste bot.)<\/p>\n<p>Dincolo de demnitate, ace\u015fti domni sunt foarte ocupa\u0163i. S\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi valorifice talentul. N-o s\u0103-i vezi vreodat\u0103 pierz\u00e2nd timp \u00een care ar putea scrie sau interpreta ceva minunat, pentru a azv\u00e2rli venin total inutil \u00een oameni.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei atunci cine face a\u015fa ceva?<\/p>\n<p>Rata\u0163ii f\u0103r\u0103 ocupa\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 tipele alea aveau cliente, nu erau ele \u00eenfipte-n highlighter p\u00e2n\u0103-n g\u00e2t, \u015fi le-ar fi durut \u00een str\u0103fundul b\u0103\u015ftii de blendingul t\u0103u?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, ba da. Total.<\/p>\n<p>Administreaz\u0103-le un ginga\u015f \u015fi romantic &#8220;mar\u015f la cote\u0163&#8221;, dar finu\u0163, s\u0103 nu sperii clientele. Singurii oameni a c\u0103ror p\u0103rere chiar conteaz\u0103, pentru c\u0103 ele \u00ee\u0163i pl\u0103tesc chiria, impozitele \u015fi elicopterul privat.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei uite <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/missfamenyc\/videos\">un canal de YouTube<\/a>,<\/strong> pentru inspira\u0163ie, fix pe stilul t\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p>Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Lorena.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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