![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/58a17f9f48d67-300x213.jpeg?resize=300%2C213\")
<\/p>\nAzi e s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, prin urmare, ne relax\u0103m. \u015ei o facem reconstituind na\u015fterea pizzei cu ananas.<\/p>\n
Ananasul: Cf, frumy?<\/p>\n
Pizza: Meh, a\u015ftept s\u0103 fiu m\u00e2ncat\u0103.<\/p>\n
Ananasul: M\u0103 uit la pozele tale, ej bun\u0103ciune r\u0103u de tot.<\/p>\n
Pizza: Spune-mi nout\u0103\u0163i. Sunt cea mai dorit\u0103 pe cinci continente. Pot fi capricioas\u0103, pot fi picant\u0103, pot fi vegetarian\u0103, pot fi diabolic\u0103, pot fi cu patru tipuri de br\u00e2nz\u0103.<\/p>\n
Ananasul: Ce talente ai p\u0103 tine, m\u00e2nca-\u0163i-a\u015f toppingul.<\/p>\n
Pizza: Chiar am. Exact \u00een momentul \u0103sta m\u0103 comand\u0103 al\u0163i 200.000 de oameni pe suprafa\u0163a P\u0103m\u00e2ntului.<\/p>\n
Ananasul: Nu te dai tu cam rotund\u0103, fat\u0103h?<\/p>\n
Pizza: Uneori m\u0103 dau \u015fi calzone, dar numai cunosc\u0103torilor.<\/p>\n
Ananasul: Auzi, nu vrei s\u0103 ne combin\u0103m?<\/p>\n
Pizza: Ce, m\u0103? Ahahaha. M\u0103 faci s\u0103-mi sar\u0103 mozzarella de r\u00e2s.<\/p>\n
Ananasul: Da’ ce, nu m\u0103 placi?<\/p>\n
Pizza: Nu e c\u0103 nu te plac, de\u015fi, \u0103h\u0103h\u0103h\u0103, cine e a\u015fa galben \u015fi umflat, haha, lol. Nu mi se pare c\u0103 ne potrivim.<\/p>\n
Ananasul: Ba eu cred c\u0103 suntem perfec\u0163i unul pentru cel\u0103lalt.<\/p>\n
Pizza: Ba eu cred c\u0103 nu. Eu sunt o italianc\u0103 focoas\u0103, \u00eemi plac sarea \u015fi piperul. Tu e\u015fti cam siropos pentru gusturile mele.<\/p>\n
Ananasul: Hai, fat\u0103, c\u0103-\u0163i fac ni\u015fte cercule\u0163e de ui\u0163i cum te cheam\u0103.<\/p>\n
Pizza: C\u00e2nd e\u015fti cea mai celebr\u0103 m\u00e2ncare din lume, nu ui\u0163i cum te cheam\u0103.<\/p>\n
Ananasul: Bine, drag\u0103, bine. Dar nu vrei s\u0103 \u00eencerci ceva imprevizibil?<\/p>\n
Pizza: N\u0163, nu cred.<\/p>\n
Ananasul: Poate fi periculos, ca o aventur\u0103.<\/p>\n
Pizza: Nu-mi plac pericolele.<\/p>\n
Ananasul: Te pot duce la un alt nivel.<\/p>\n
Pizza: B\u0103iete, ascult\u0103. E\u015fti c\u0103pos r\u0103u, dar nu cred c\u0103 o s\u0103 ne potrivim. C\u0103 o s\u0103 zic\u0103 cineva: “Uite, combina\u0163ia minune”. To\u0163i o s\u0103 nege c\u0103 ne cunosc \u015fi o s\u0103 le fie ru\u015fine de noi.<\/p>\n
Ananasul: Ba nu, se vor l\u0103uda c\u0103 ne \u015ftiu.<\/p>\n
Pizza: O s\u0103 fim groaznici.<\/p>\n
Ananasul: Groaznici, dar excitan\u0163i.<\/p>\n
Pizza: Groaznici \u015fi at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n
Ananasul: Hai, fat\u0103, nu te mai f\u00e2st\u00e2ci at\u00e2ta. Oricum, te-ai combinat cu tot ce era omene\u015fte posibil, de la kebap la sarmale. O s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 noi doi \u00eempreun\u0103 vom fi mai longevivi.<\/p>\n
Pizza: O s\u0103 ne \u00eenjure toat\u0103 lumea.<\/p>\n
Ananasul: Dar ne vor invita to\u0163i la petreceri, s\u0103 par\u0103 trendy \u015fi classy.<\/p>\n
Pizza: Eu sunt trendy \u015fi classy \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 tine.<\/p>\n
Ananasul: F\u0103r\u0103 mine e\u015fti cam \u0163\u0103ranc\u0103, sincer. Fug numai muncitorii \u015fi s\u0103r\u0103cimea dup\u0103 tine. S\u0103 ne vezi pe noi doi \u00eempreun\u0103. Ce lux, c\u00e2t\u0103 prestan\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n
Pizza: Sigur nu va spune nimeni c\u0103 suntem total aiurea \u015fi necomestibili?<\/p>\n
Ananasul: Ce-ai, fat\u0103? De ce porne\u015fti mereu cu st\u00e2ngul? Eu sunt exact ce-\u0163i trebuie.<\/p>\n
Pizza: Am un presentiment ciudat, dar m\u0103 rog… Vorba ta. Ce poate s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple r\u0103u?<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u015ei a\u015fa a murit poporul italian.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
***<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n
*** Azi e s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, prin urmare, ne relax\u0103m. \u015ei o facem reconstituind na\u015fterea pizzei cu ananas. Ananasul: Cf, frumy? Pizza: Meh, a\u015ftept s\u0103 fiu m\u00e2ncat\u0103....<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15880,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/pineapple-pizza.jpg?fit=1024%2C576&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15879"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15888,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15879\/revisions\/15888"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
<\/a><\/p>\n
\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"