A) S\u0103 m\u0103 combin cu necunoscu\u0163i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftiu cum \u00eei cheam\u0103.<\/p>\n
B) S\u0103 fac buhuhu la trec\u0103tori.<\/p>\n
C) S\u0103 stau acas\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 uit la Netflix<\/p>\n
D) S\u0103 beau.<\/p>\n
2. \u00ce\u0163i place s\u0103-i sperii pe oameni?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n A) Numai cu m\u0103rimea instrumentului meu.<\/p>\n B) Dadada, porecla mea din copil\u0103rie era Ciocolax.<\/p>\n C) Oamenii m\u0103 sperie pe mine.<\/p>\n D) Prefer s\u0103 beau.<\/p>\n 3. Ce p\u0103rere ai despre Dracula?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n A) Sau sugi ca Dracula, sau las\u0103-te.<\/p>\n B) \u00cel \u0163in \u00een pivni\u0163\u0103, captiv \u00eentr-o lad\u0103 bra\u015fovean\u0103 de zestre.<\/p>\n C) Nu mai dezinforma\u0163i str\u0103inii cu prostii, noi rom\u00e2nii am avut voievozi eroi!<\/p>\n D) C\u0103 a\u015f mai bea ceva.<\/p>\n 4. Ai milita pentru legalizarea marijuanei?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n A) C\u00e2nd ne apuc\u0103m???<\/p>\n B) Marijuana e cacami\u0163, sau legaliz\u0103m ceva serios, sau nu ne mai obosim.<\/p>\n C) Vrei s\u0103 distrugi familia tradi\u0163ional\u0103!<\/p>\n D) Alcoolul e legal, io-s ok.<\/p>\n 5) Ce vrei s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci de Halloween?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n A) Te baneaz\u0103 Zuckerberg iar dac\u0103-\u0163i r\u0103spund sincer.<\/p>\n B) Inimi \u015fi pipote de fecioare neatinse de m\u00e2n\u0103 de om, stropite cu po\u0163iune magic\u0103.<\/p>\n C) Pufule\u0163i, ca \u00een fiecare zi, de ce??<\/p>\n D) B\u0103utura \u0163ine \u015fi de foame.<\/p>\n 6) C\u00e2t timp petreci f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u0163i costum de Halloween?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n A) Sparg un card de credit \u00een shopping online, dar c\u00e2nd vin produsele, nu-mi vine nimic oricum \u015fi le tai petice, apoi le cos \u00eentre ele.<\/p>\n B) Acum a\u015ftept s\u00e2ngele fals prin curier din Germania \u015fi un craniu artizanal foarte realist din Mexic. \u0102, stai. N-au precizat cum exact artizanal.<\/p>\n C) Eu sunt propriul meu costum, se uit\u0103 lumea la mine \u015fi-\u015fi face cruce.<\/p>\n D) Tot timpul. M\u0103 mobilez pe interior cu alcool.<\/p>\n 7) Cum se cheam\u0103 liftul \u00een China?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n A) Liftule\u0163uuleeeeee! Liftule\u0163u\u015foooruleeeee! Hai la mama.<\/p>\n B) Nu se cheam\u0103, aterizeaz\u0103 direct cu tot cu pasageri, bwahaha.<\/p>\n C) S\u0103 fac\u0103 bine chinezii s\u0103 urce sc\u0103rile, c\u0103 de-aia-s obezi!!<\/p>\n D) Se ademene\u015fte cu alcool.<\/p>\n 8) La un party de Halloween, te ui\u0163i la:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n A) Cel mai extravagant \u015fi decorat combatant din sexul care m\u0103 atrage.<\/p>\n B) Num\u0103rul de victime care au murit de inim\u0103 c\u00e2nd am aterizat eu de pe lustr\u0103 \u015fi am f\u0103cut “Uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”.<\/p>\n C) “Singur acas\u0103”, cu Macaulay Culkin.<\/p>\n D) Paharul de whisky. Mai era \u015fi altceva de v\u0103zut?<\/p>\n Acum, adun\u0103 r\u0103spusurile, \u015fi vezi rezultatele.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ******\u00a0 \u015ei aici mi-a trecut prin cap ideea sadic\u0103 s\u0103 public rezultatele mai \u00eencolo, dar las\u0103. S\u0103 fim mai buni de s\u0103rb\u0103tori. *****<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Majoritate A: \u015etim deja c\u0103 o s\u0103 por\u0163i un tutu foarte scurt, un top megadecoltat sau un corset format “piep\u0163i \u00een g\u00e2t”, ciorapi plas\u0103 \u015fi portjartier. \u015ei tocuri p\u00e2n\u0103 la etajul 2. \u015etim c\u0103 asta ai purta \u00een fiecare zi, dac\u0103 nu \u0163i-ar fi ru\u015fine. Halloweenul e doar un pretext ca tu s\u0103-\u0163i ar\u0103\u0163i anatomia oricui trece pe acolo \u015fi s\u0103 nu \u0163ipe lumea la tine obscenit\u0103\u0163i.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Majoritate B: Mar\u015f \u00eenapoi acas\u0103 \u015fi pune-\u0163i The Shining a 345-a oar\u0103, Exorcistul a 6578-a oar\u0103 sau The Babadook nici tu nu \u015ftii a c\u00e2ta oar\u0103. Ideea de sperietur\u0103 era \u00een glum\u0103, nu cu \u0163\u00e2\u015fnit s\u00e2nge din globii oculari \u015fi topor \u00een cap.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Majoritate C: \u0163ie \u00ee\u0163i recomand\u0103m dictatori. Hitler, Stalin, Ceau\u015fescu, Mao Zedong, Saddam Hussein. Valorific\u0103-\u0163i poten\u0163ialul uria\u015f de antipatie \u00eentr-un mod creativ.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Majoritate D: \u0162ie nu avem ce recomand\u0103ri s\u0103-\u0163i facem, tu e\u015fti deja acolo.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** De cam c\u00e2nd n-am f\u0103cut noi quizul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii? De tare mult timp. Dac\u0103 tot sem\u0103n\u0103m cu revista Bravo din 1997, \u00een sensul c\u0103 avem...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15890,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/HALLOWEEN.jpg?fit=2000%2C1000&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15889"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15894,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15889\/revisions\/15894"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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