{"id":15896,"date":"2018-10-28T22:28:41","date_gmt":"2018-10-28T19:28:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15896"},"modified":"2018-10-28T22:31:46","modified_gmt":"2018-10-28T19:31:46","slug":"cocalarul-prost-al-zilei-1-nu-stiu-si-sunt-mandru-de-asta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cocalarul-prost-al-zilei-1-nu-stiu-si-sunt-mandru-de-asta\/","title":{"rendered":"Cocalarul prost al zilei 1: Nu \u015ftiu, \u015fi sunt m\u00e2ndru de asta"},"content":{"rendered":"

Are \u015fi r\u0103bdarea mea limitele ei. Taman de aceea, periodic, o s\u0103 \u0163inem \u015fi rubrica: “Minunile naturii: cum pot tr\u0103i ni\u015fte specimene f\u0103r\u0103 un creier func\u0163ional”.<\/p>\n

Animala de azi s-a oplo\u015fit pe sub cronica mea despre “S-a n\u0103scut o stea”<\/a><\/strong>, s\u0103 se laude cu c\u00e2t e de proast\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Remarc\u0103m c\u0103, pentru cocalarul prost al zilei, a i se sugera s\u0103 dea c\u00e2te un goag\u0103l s\u0103 nu moar\u0103 prost e “a ataca gratuit o persoan\u0103”. Reac\u0163ia e similar\u0103 cu a face propuneri indecente unei femei. “Ce, m\u0103 nesim\u0163itule, m\u0103 crezi c***\u0103?”<\/p>\n

Numai c\u0103 nu m-a luat la b\u0103taie c\u0103 \u00eei atribuiam aptitudinea de a se informa \u015fi a afla lucruri, \u00een loc s\u0103 se laude cu c\u00e2t de intens nu le \u015ftie.<\/p>\n

Apoi, c\u00e2nd i-am atras aten\u0163ia c\u0103, volens-nolens, s\u0103 te ba\u0163i cu c\u0103r\u0103mida \u00een piept c\u0103 e\u015fti ignorant e un gest care spune lucruri despre tine, cocalarul prost al zilei s-a ofuscat tot.<\/p>\n

Mam\u0103-mam\u0103, ce rant.<\/p>\n

De\u015fi – aici e the catch – eu nu-l jignisem cu nimic \u00een primele dou\u0103 replici. \u00cei spusesem doar c\u0103 a-\u0163i face coming outul ca ignorant \u015fi fudul de aspect e un gest destul de gr\u0103itor, dar nu precizasem nicidecum \u00een ce sens.<\/p>\n

Sensul \u015fi l-a atribuit singur. \u015ei unde nu s-a umflat r\u00e2nza \u00een cocalar \u015fi n-a \u00eenceput s\u0103 spumege – \u015fi, haha, s\u0103 fix arunce cu atacurile de care m\u0103 acuza el pe mine.<\/p>\n

\u00centrebarea final\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eens\u0103: Ce “contraargument solid” se impune la “eu habar n-am nici despre X, nici despre Y”?<\/p>\n

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Ave\u0163i interac\u0163iuni cu cocalari similari? Hai s\u0103-i facem vedete. Trimite\u0163i interac\u0163iunile cu ei, print screen.<\/p>\n

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