{"id":15901,"date":"2018-10-29T11:07:38","date_gmt":"2018-10-29T08:07:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15901"},"modified":"2018-10-29T11:07:38","modified_gmt":"2018-10-29T08:07:38","slug":"posta-redactiei-hookup-cu-peripetii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-hookup-cu-peripetii\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei: Hookup cu peripe\u0163ii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o trimite\u0163i pe mail, pe birou@lorenalupu.com, \u015fi g\u0103sim o solu\u0163ie, pe care oricum n-o ve\u0163i urma, dar m\u0103car ne distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei misiva:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bun\u0103 seara,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>M-am \u00eendr\u0103gostit nebune\u0219te de un b\u0103rbat cunoscut pe un site de dating. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>sentimentul este reciproc, nu cred, dar mi-a\u0219 dori s\u0103 \u0219tiu dac\u0103 el a sim\u021bit vreodat\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>ceva pentru mine. Ori\u0219ice sentiment.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ne-am scris timp de 6 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, adun\u00e2ndu-se 276 de pagini de conversa\u021bii (17573 de<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>caractere), plus \u0219i c\u00e2teva e-mailuri cu poezii dup\u0103 ce am f\u0103cut \u0219i schimb de adrese<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>de e-mail pentru a putea schimba poze. Nici eu, nici el nu postasem pe respectivul<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>site poze cu noi, a\u0219a c\u0103 \u00een primele 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de conversa\u021bie nu \u0219tiam nici unul<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>dintre noi cum arat\u0103 cel\u0103lalt.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A refuzat s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 numele real sau cu ce se ocup\u0103, dar nu a ezitat s\u0103-mi<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>confeseze c\u0103 fumeaz\u0103 marijuana, a consumat ha\u0219i\u0219 \u0219i este interesat de o femeie<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>dominatoare. Mi-a fost team\u0103 s\u0103 dau curs invita\u021biilor sale de a-l vizita la<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>domiciliul s\u0103u din cauza clandestinit\u0103\u021bii pe care dorea s\u0103 o p\u0103streze. Am vizionat 3<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>din filmele sale preferate pentru a-l \u00een\u021belege mai bine. I-am oferit 400 de lei<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>pentru a ie\u0219i cu mine la o cafea o or\u0103, nu mai mult, nimic altceva, moment din care<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>disperarea mea a devenit evident\u0103. Rela\u021bia virtual\u0103 s-a \u00eencheiat c\u00e2nd el m-a blocat<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>pe acel site dup\u0103 ce eu l-am amenin\u021bat c\u0103 voi merge la poli\u021bie cu toat\u0103 conversa\u021bia<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>noastr\u0103 din care rezulta clar nu doar c\u0103 este consumator de marijuana, ci \u0219i c\u0103 s-a<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>oferit s\u0103-mi cumpere \u0219i mie. Nu \u0219tiu ce a\u0219 fi f\u0103cut apoi cu 1 gram c\u0103ci nu fumez<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>nici \u021big\u0103ri normale. Nu aveam inten\u021bia de a face asta, ci doar de a-l speria \u0219i a-l<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>scoate din a sa obscuritate.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Am salvat integral conversa\u021bia pentru a constata ulterior recitind de n ori c\u0103 el<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>m-a invitat totu\u0219i de 3 ori la el acas\u0103. Mi-a l\u0103sat \u0219i un num\u0103r de telefon la care<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>nu am sunat niciodat\u0103 fiind convins\u0103 c\u0103 nu-i apar\u021bine. \u00cens\u0103, prin mijloace<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>neortodoxe, am aflat cui apar\u021bine num\u0103rul de telefon \u0219i am reu\u0219it astfel s\u0103-l g\u0103sesc<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>pe Facebook. Avem un prieten comun, care mi-a oferit num\u0103rul de telefon al fostei<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>sale so\u021bii cu care am discutat la telefon confes\u00e2ndu-i dragostea mea pentru fostul<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>ei so\u021b \u0219i rug\u00e2nd-o s\u0103-i transmit\u0103 num\u0103rul meu de telefon. \u0218i telefonul nu a<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>sunat&#8230;Poate ea nu i-a spus nimic lui, poate a f\u0103cut asta, nu \u0219tiu.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A trecut o lun\u0103 de la aceste evenimente. Nu pot dormi, nu pot m\u00e2nca, nu pot tr\u0103i, am<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>ajuns la psiholog, apoi la psihiatru. Nici somniferele nu ajut\u0103. Am aflat c\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>triste\u021bea este mai pu\u021bin grav\u0103 dec\u00e2t confuzia, sentiment cu care m-a l\u0103sat. Ce pot<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>face pentru a-l convinge s\u0103-mi explice ce a fost sau nu a fost \u00eentre noi, pentru a<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>risipi confuzia \u0219i pentru a-mi putea vedea ulterior de via\u021ba mea? Nu vreau nimic<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>altceva.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Drag\u0103 X,<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103rba\u0163ii sunt complec\u015fi, complica\u0163i \u015fi cu multe aspecte, dar \u00een materie de dating, exist\u0103 dou\u0103 comportamente stas: \u0103ia care vor s\u0103 \u0163i-o trag\u0103 fancy \u015fi \u0103ia care vor s\u0103 \u0163i-o trag\u0103 ieftin, repede \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 complica\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<p>\u0102ia care vor s\u0103 \u0163i-o trag\u0103 fancy te acoper\u0103 cu cadouri, invita\u0163ii \u00een ora\u015f, buchete de flori surpriz\u0103 etc. \u0102ia care vor s\u0103 \u0163i-o trag\u0103 ieftin, repede \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 complica\u0163ii sunt monotoni \u00een a insista s\u0103 mergi la ei acas\u0103, \u015fi ha\u015ftag rezisten\u0163i la orice afi\u015faj public \/ sugestie c\u0103 ar putea cheltui ni\u015fte bani.<\/p>\n<p>Ce-ar fi fost cu tipul \u0103sta \u00ee\u0163i pot spune eu de acum. El \u015fi-ar fi v\u0103zut de via\u0163a lui, tu de a ta, \u015fi \u00een nop\u0163ile \u00een care experimenta o erec\u0163ie, ar fi \u00eenceput s\u0103 te frece la icre cu &#8220;hai, pe la mine&#8221;, minimum 20 de minute, pe un ton de parc\u0103 asta ar fi fost misiunea ta \u00een via\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103rerea mea e c\u0103 nici un tip care nu te g\u0103se\u015fte adecvat\u0103 pentru afi\u015faj public nu merit\u0103 s\u0103 te culci cu el, \u015fi pentru genul \u0103sta de tratament exist\u0103 lucr\u0103toarele sexuale: le chemi la ce or\u0103 vrei, te rezolv\u0103 profesional, pl\u0103te\u015fti \u015fi pleac\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Punctul \u00een care a\u015f fi retezat EU, \u00een locul t\u0103u, roman\u0163ul, ar fi fost pe la a treia tentativ\u0103 de &#8220;hai pe la mine&#8221;. Pe la tine s\u0103 vin\u0103 m\u0103-ta.<\/p>\n<p>E o dovad\u0103 de \u00een\u0163elepciune s\u0103 te prinzi c\u00e2nd ave\u0163i a\u015ftept\u0103ri diferite de la aceea\u015fi poveste, \u015fi s\u0103 te retragi.<\/p>\n<p>Ceea ce a f\u0103cut el, c\u00e2nd s-a prins c\u0103 tu &#8220;n-o s\u0103 vii pe la el&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei p\u0103rerea mea e c\u0103 a procedat corect. El vrea sex anonim f\u0103r\u0103 obliga\u0163ii, tu vrei iubire romantic\u0103. Minimum unul ar fi suferit ca un c\u00e2ine, \u015fi p\u0103rerea mea e c\u0103 tu ai fi fost aceea.<\/p>\n<p>Momentul \u00een care ai c\u00eecat b\u0103\u0163ul a fost acela \u00een care l-ai amenin\u0163at cu poli\u0163ia. Cu \u0103la \u0163i-ai semnat eterna condamnare la lista de ban, block, palarevedere.<\/p>\n<p>Drogurile se pedepsesc cu pu\u015fc\u0103rie. Tocmai de aceea, orice drogal\u0103u din aceast\u0103 \u0163ar\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fte o panic\u0103 \u015fi o paranoia continu\u0103, pentru c\u0103 nu \u015ftii care dintre dil\u0103rii t\u0103i va fi prins, \u015fi te va turna pentru posesie, s\u0103-\u015fi scape pielea.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd l-ai amenin\u0163at pe fl\u0103c\u0103u cu poli\u0163ia, \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut coming outul ca dementa aia care \u00eel bag\u0103 la pu\u015fc\u0103rie. Nu conteaz\u0103 dac\u0103 ai vrut sau nu. Pentru el, a fost ca \u015fi cum erai deja \u00een sec\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p>Taman de aceea, c\u00e2nd exa i-a zis: &#8220;E o fat\u0103 care mi-a zis asta \u015fi asta&#8221;, reac\u0163ia din mintea lui a fost panic\u0103 extrem\u0103 \u015fi &#8220;aoleu, nebuna care m-a amenin\u0163at c\u0103 m\u0103 sifoneaz\u0103!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nu ai cum s\u0103 dai delete groazei pe care i-ai inoculat-o acestui om, \u015fi nici nu sugerez s\u0103 \u00eencerci. Po\u0163i s\u0103-i spui orice, s\u0103-i faci orice, s\u0103-i dai 4.000, sau 40.000, sau 400.000 de lei, pentru un narco pe care l-ai amenin\u0163at cu poli\u0163ia vei fi pentru totdeauna &#8220;sifoanca&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei c\u0103 tot am ajuns \u00een acest punct, te \u00eentreb \u015fi eu: CE-A FOST \u00ceN MINTEA TA? CE C*CAT CREDEAI C\u0102 OB\u0162II CU AMENIN\u0162\u0102RI?<\/p>\n<p>Nimeni nu te va iubi mai mult, nu te va respecta mai mult, nu te va admira mai mult dac\u0103 amenin\u0163i. Dimpotriv\u0103. Induci doar antipatie \u015fi ur\u0103. NU vrei un partener care \u0163i-a cedat ca urmare a unei amenin\u0163\u0103ri. Omul \u0103la o fi cu tine dac\u0103-l ai la m\u00e2n\u0103, dar te ur\u0103\u015fte cu spume.<\/p>\n<p>Concluzie: ce-a fost \u00eentre voi &#8211; voia doar s\u0103 \u0163i-o trag\u0103 de c\u00e2teva ori f\u0103r\u0103 obliga\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<p>Iar\u00a0 acum te detest\u0103 cu sete. Las\u0103-l \u00een pace, uit\u0103-l, \u00eencepe ceva nou cu altcineva \u015fi, pentru binele t\u0103u, las\u0103 arsenalul de gesturi oligofrene pentru filme de categorie B. Dac\u0103 unul te place, te va trata frumos de la sine, iar dac\u0103 vrea doar s\u0103 dea o buc\u0103, nici o amenin\u0163are penibil\u0103 din lume nu va transforma asta \u00een iubire.<\/p>\n<p>Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Lorena.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15902,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/postaredactiei.jpg?fit=480%2C360&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15901"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15904,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15901\/revisions\/15904"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15902"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}