{"id":15936,"date":"2018-10-31T11:32:57","date_gmt":"2018-10-31T08:32:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15936"},"modified":"2018-10-31T11:32:57","modified_gmt":"2018-10-31T08:32:57","slug":"pe-langa-plopii-fara-sot-in-epoca-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/pe-langa-plopii-fara-sot-in-epoca-facebook\/","title":{"rendered":"Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 plopii f\u0103r\u0103 so\u0163 \u00een epoca Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mihai Eminescu<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 plopii f\u0103r\u0103 so\u0163<\/p>\n

Adesea am trecut<\/p>\n

M\u0103 cuno\u015fteau vecinii to\u0163i<\/p>\n

Tu nu m-ai cunoscut.<\/p>\n

768 people like this.<\/p>\n

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Titu Maiorescu:<\/strong> Slab, omule. Ai \u015fi tu o v\u00e2rst\u0103, comport\u0103-te ca atare. Las\u0103 vr\u0103jeala de pu\u015ftani, c\u0103 nu-\u0163i mai vine bine, scrie ceva solid, serios, Scrisori de exemplu.<\/p>\n

Vasilic\u0103 Roat\u0103:<\/strong> Dar ce te bagi tu, e\u015fti invidios, mori de ciud\u0103 c\u0103 nu po\u0163i scrie a\u015fa frumos.<\/p>\n

Lenu\u015f Buze Sprintene:<\/strong> E cel mai frumos. Like. Like.<\/p>\n

Mari\u0163a Vetabiri\u015f:<\/strong> V\u0103leu. Mi\u015fuuuu. \u015etiam eu c\u0103 m\u0103 placi, acum las\u0103 aluziile \u015fi spune-mi direct.<\/p>\n

Mihai Eminescu:<\/strong> Nu \u015ftiu despre ce vorbe\u015fti.<\/p>\n

Mari\u0163a Vetabiri\u015f:<\/strong> Lol, te-ai tr\u0103dat la faza cu plopii. Eu, eu am plopi \u00een jurul casei, Mih\u0103i\u0163\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103! \ud83d\ude09 \u00a0\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Mihai Eminescu<\/strong> (facepalm): Nu m\u0103 refeream strict la plopi, am folosit termenul pentru muzicalitate. Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 stejarii f\u0103r\u0103 so\u0163 ar fi fost aritmic iar pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 fagii f\u0103r\u0103 so\u0163 ar fi sunat grosier.<\/p>\n

Mari\u0163a Vetabiri\u015f:<\/strong> Am \u015fi fagi, \u015fi stejari. \u015ei bosche\u0163i. Am o p\u0103durice \u00eentreag\u0103. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

Mihai Eminescu:<\/strong> Da, ok, c\u00e2nd o s\u0103-mi pese de p\u0103duricea ta, te anun\u0163 eu.<\/p>\n

Mari\u0163a Vetabiri\u015f:<\/strong> Deja \u00ee\u0163i pas\u0103, dar \u0163i-e ru\u015fine de \u0103\u015ftia.<\/p>\n

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Mihai Eminescu<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

La geamul t\u0103u ce str\u0103lucea<\/p>\n

Privii at\u00e2t de des<\/p>\n

O lume-ntreag\u0103-n\u0163elegea<\/p>\n

Tu nu m-ai \u00een\u0163eles.<\/p>\n

1350 people like this<\/p>\n

Titu Maiorescu:<\/strong> Eyerolls all the way. Chiar vrei ca singura poz\u0103 cu care s\u0103 te publice editorii s\u0103 fie aia de la absolvire, pentru c\u0103 e dubios ca un domn bine cu burt\u0103 s\u0103 scrie limonade de-astea?<\/p>\n

Vasilic\u0103 Roat\u0103:<\/strong> Iar\u0103\u015fi tu, b\u0103i ofticatule? Zi, vrei s\u0103 i-o tragi lui Mi\u015fu \u015fi nu st\u0103?<\/p>\n

Lenu\u015f Buze Sprintene:<\/strong> D\u0103-i block frustratului \u0103stuia, Mih\u0103i\u0163\u0103, nu-l b\u0103ga \u00een seam\u0103.<\/p>\n

Mari\u0163a Vetabiri\u015f:<\/strong> Gata, Mihai, de data asta chiar te-ai dat de gol c\u0103 m\u0103 placi. Vine cr\u0103ciunul, mi-am pus lumini\u0163e de pom \u00een geam, ai remarcat? \ud83d\ude09 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Mihai Eminescu:<\/strong> Nu, de ce?<\/p>\n

Mari\u0163a Vetabiri\u015f:<\/strong> \u00cen sensul c\u0103 \u015fi geamul meu str\u0103luce\u015fte.<\/p>\n

Lenu\u015f Buze Sprintene:\u00a0<\/strong>Toate ne-am pus lumini\u0163e de pom \u00een geam, b\u0103i, disperato.<\/p>\n

Mihai Eminescu:<\/strong> Toate geamurile str\u0103lucesc. Sticla \u00een genere reflect\u0103 lumina.<\/p>\n

Mari\u0163a Vetabiri\u015f:<\/strong> Aaaah, \u015fi te-am v\u0103zut d\u00e2ndu-\u0163i bun\u0103 ziua cu vecinul meu, nea Mitic\u0103.<\/p>\n

Mihai Eminescu:<\/strong> Da, sunt un om civilizat, m\u0103 salut cu oamenii.<\/p>\n

Mari\u0163a Vetabiri\u015f:<\/strong> C\u00e2te pretexte. Ia zi, te temi de un sentiment adev\u0103rat?<\/p>\n

Mihai Eminescu:<\/strong> R\u0103u de tot. \u015ei ca s\u0103 te calmezi, le scriu pe astea doar ca s\u0103-l oftic pe\u00a0Maiorescu. M\u0103 amuz\u0103 cum vine s\u0103 m\u0103 \u015fcoleasc\u0103.<\/p>\n

Mari\u0163a Vetabiri\u015f:<\/strong> Ah, ce glume\u0163 e\u015fti, Mih\u0103i\u0163\u0103. \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

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Mihai Eminescu:<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd cu gene ostenite sara suflu-n lum\u00e2nare,
\nDoar ceasornicul urmeaz\u0103 lung-a timpului c\u0103rare,
\nC\u0103ci perdelele-ntr-o parte c\u00e2nd le dai, \u015fi \u00een odaie
\nLuna vars\u0103 peste toate voluptoasa ei v\u0103paie,<\/p>\n

68 people like this.<\/p>\n

Titu Manolescu:<\/strong> Mai decent.<\/p>\n

Mari\u0163a Vetabiri\u015f:<\/strong> Hai, m\u0103, Mi\u015fu, de data asta chiar vorbeai despre mine. Eu dau perdelele la o parte seara, s\u0103 vad\u0103 toat\u0103 strada cum m\u0103 dezbrac!<\/p>\n

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