{"id":15981,"date":"2018-11-06T13:15:58","date_gmt":"2018-11-06T10:15:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=15981"},"modified":"2018-11-06T13:30:04","modified_gmt":"2018-11-06T10:30:04","slug":"veterinarul-de-evitat-clinica-hemopet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/veterinarul-de-evitat-clinica-hemopet\/","title":{"rendered":"Veterinarul de evitat: clinica Hemopet"},"content":{"rendered":"

Unii oameni aleg profesia din veterinar din iubire de animale. O aleg pentru c\u0103, pur \u0219i simplu, nu \u00eendur\u0103 s\u0103 vad\u0103 un animal schel\u0103l\u0103ind \u0219i s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 ce s\u0103-i fac\u0103. O aleg pentru c\u0103 vor s\u0103 vindece fiin\u021bele astea minunate, tandre, iubitoare, care ne \u00eenfrumuse\u021beaz\u0103 via\u021ba cu afec\u021biunea, c\u0103ldura, giumbu\u0219lucurile lor. O astfel de doamn\u0103 veterinar – cred c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 femininul – mi l-a vindecat pe motan de blocajul renal de care era s\u0103 moar\u0103 \u00een 2007, pentru c\u0103 fusesem eu vit\u0103 \u0219i-i d\u0103dusem numai boabe uscate \u0219i ap\u0103, pe care n-o bea. \u0218i tu ai face blocaj renal \u00een condi\u021biile astea.<\/p>\n

Ace\u0219ti medici trebuie \u00eencuraja\u021bi, sus\u021binu\u021bi, promova\u021bi, \u0219i dac\u0103-mi scrie\u021bi despre ei, blogul acesta ofer\u0103 c\u00e2te un advertorial gratuit fiec\u0103rui veterinar care salveaz\u0103 vie\u021bi. Pentru c\u0103 e important s\u0103 \u0219tim unde alerg\u0103m \u00een caz de nevoie.<\/p>\n

Al\u021bii aleg profesia de veterinar c\u0103 au auzit ei c\u0103 se fac bani. \u0218i e adev\u0103rat, se fac. C\u00e2nd animalele noastre nu mai m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u0219i nu se mai defec\u0103, \u00eennebunim. Arunc\u0103m cu banul, ia de aici f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r, de zici c\u0103-i petrecere de maneli\u0219ti.
\nDiferen\u021ba e c\u0103 lor nu le pas\u0103. C\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i bat joc de meseria lor, c\u0103 au zero voca\u021bie, iar victimele sunt chiar copiii no\u0219tri bl\u0103no\u0219i \u00een situa\u021bii de urgen\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n

Astfel c\u0103 vom deschide o nou\u0103 serie pe acest blog, Veterinarul de evitat, \u0219i solicit contribu\u021bie de la cititori, pe mail, birou@lorenalupu.com, cu veterinari cinici, incompeten\u021bi, care \u0219i-au b\u0103tut joc de voi, de animalele voastre, \u0219i la care nu e cazul s\u0103 ne ducem. Condi\u021bii: s\u0103 v\u0103 asuma\u021bi povestea, cu nume \u0219i prenume, s\u0103 accepta\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 pun \u00eentreb\u0103ri suplimentare, s\u0103 m\u0103 conving c\u0103 povestea e real\u0103, \u0219i nu sunte\u021bi exa p\u0103r\u0103sit\u0103 care vrea s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune, \u0219i s\u0103-mi da\u021bi numele \u0219i coordonatele clinicii, s\u0103 \u0219tie restul lumii unde s\u0103 nu se duc\u0103.<\/p>\n

Episodul de azi e preluat de pe wallul Liei Bugnar, \u0219i vizeaz\u0103 clinica veterinar\u0103 Hemopet<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Spune Lia:<\/p>\n

Ast\u0103zi, Iago a refuzat s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce \u0219i s\u0103 bea ap\u0103. Nasu’ uscat. \u0218i un concert al ma\u021belor, de aveam impresia c\u0103 a \u00eenghi\u021bit-o pe pisica Osho. Altfel, amator de o minge \u00een orice clip\u0103, \u00een ciuda problemelor evidente de s\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i a nasului uscat.
\nPe la ora 19 m\u0103 apuc s\u0103 caut pe net cabinetul veterinar cel mai apropiat de casa noastr\u0103 unde locuim de pu\u021bin timp. G\u0103sesc Hemopet – Clinica veterinara <\/a>, la vreo 20 de minute de mers pe jos.
\nC\u0103\u021belul, fericit de aceast\u0103 plimbare spontan\u0103, se activeaz\u0103 brusc \u0219i ne pornim. “Doar s\u0103 nu fie coad\u0103, doar s\u0103 nu fie coad\u0103” – mantra de pe drum.
\nLa 20 \u0219i 15 minute intr\u0103m pe u\u0219a cabinetului. Apare un doctor. T\u00e2n\u0103r. Ce bine. \u0102\u0219tia tineri chiar iubesc animalele \u0219i poate c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 ne mai par\u0103 a\u0219a de r\u0103u c\u0103 Ionu\u021b Paraschivescu e plecat prin alte \u021b\u0103ri, poate e \u0219i \u0103sta un fel de Ionu\u021b \u00een felul lui.
\n“Ce dori\u021bi?” Era foarte surprins.
\nMie mi se p\u0103rea c\u0103 e foarte evident ce doresc, Iago fiind ditamai lupu’. \u00cei zic pe scurt ce doresc, \u00een timp ce m\u0103 trecea nostalgia dup\u0103 “ce-are porcu\u0219oru’?” cu care ne \u00eent\u00e2mpina Ionu\u021b.
\n“P\u0103i, \u0219ti\u021bi, noi ne cam preg\u0103team s\u0103 str\u00e2ngem.”
\n“P\u0103i, la dumneavoastr\u0103 pe site scrie c\u0103 ave\u021bi program p\u00e2n\u0103 la 21.”
\n“O s\u0103 vorbesc cu colega mea.”
\n\u0218i dispare \u00eentr-o \u00eenc\u0103pere, eu r\u0103m\u00e2n ca proasta \u00eentr-un hol de un sfert de metru l\u0103\u021bime, cu un Iago care m\u0103 calc\u0103 pe picioare, c\u0103 nu-n\u021belegea de ce st\u0103m \u00een drum. Dau s\u0103 m\u0103 duc dup\u0103 om, se \u00eentoarce “a\u0219tepta\u021bi \u00een fa\u021b\u0103”.
\nNu prea exista nici o fa\u021b\u0103, nici un spate, doar doi pere\u021bi extrem de apropia\u021bi \u00eentre ei, (…). M\u0103 rog, st\u0103m \u00een drum, dup\u0103 care intr\u0103m \u00eentr-o \u00eenc\u0103pere la \u00eent\u00e2mplare \u0219i a\u0219tept\u0103m acolo, c\u0103 poate c\u0103 acolo e fa\u021ba aia de care a zis domnu’ doctor t\u00e2n\u0103r.
\n\u0218i apare o doctori\u021b\u0103 frumoas\u0103 ca o c\u0103prioar\u0103 din desenele lui Disney. Se uit\u0103 la mine de parc\u0103 trecea din dormitor spre baie \u0219i m-a g\u0103sit \u00een living cu tot cu c\u00e2ine. M\u0103 apuc direct \u0219i-i zic c\u0103 n-a b\u0103ut, n-a m\u00e2ncat \u0219i c\u0103-i fac ma\u021bele o g\u0103l\u0103gie permanent\u0103 (care de altfel se putea auzi cu urechea liber\u0103, era o ilustra\u021bie muzical\u0103 la monologu’ meu).
\n“\u0218ti\u021bi, e foarte t\u00e2rziu.”
\n“P\u0103i, pe site scrie ca ave\u021bi program p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora 21.”
\n“Da, dar la noi program\u0103rile se fac p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora 20 plus minus”.
\nTrec peste incertul plus minus.
\n“Da’ nu scrie asta pe site \u0219i eu am b\u0103tut drumul p\u00e2n\u0103 aici cu un c\u00e2ine bolnav, am pierdut timpul \u00een loc s\u0103 \u00eencerc s\u0103 ajung \u00een alt\u0103 parte.”
\n“\u00cen\u021belege\u021bi-m\u0103, n-a\u0219 avea eu con\u0219tiin\u021ba \u00eemp\u0103cat\u0103 dac\u0103 l-a\u0219 consulta \u00een vitez\u0103. Veni\u021bi m\u00e2ine.”
\n“Da’ ave\u021bi con\u0219tiin\u021ba \u00eemp\u0103cat\u0103 dac\u0103 \u0103sta (indicat Iago) nu prinde diminea\u021ba?”
\nSe uit\u0103 cu cei mai frumo\u0219i ochi de c\u0103prioar\u0103 din desene animate \u0219i roste\u0219te:
\n“Da.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Dac\u0103 eram \u00een 2011, c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 nu se d\u0103dea ban pe Facebook pentru limbaj nepotrivit, aici ar fi urmat Simfonia \u00eenjur\u0103turilor a Treia Eroica. Dar realitatea e c\u0103 \u00eenjur\u0103turile nu folosesc oricum la nimic.
\nTot ce e cazul s\u0103 facem e s\u0103 ne \u021binem animalele departe de astfel de fiin\u021be \u0219i pe ei s\u0103-i for\u021b\u0103m s\u0103 se reorienteze profesional. Spre o ocupa\u021bie unde, eventual, s\u0103-\u0219i valorifice cinismul. Ca de exemplu, politic\u0103.<\/p>\n

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