{"id":16022,"date":"2018-11-15T11:06:54","date_gmt":"2018-11-15T08:06:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16022"},"modified":"2018-11-15T13:58:26","modified_gmt":"2018-11-15T10:58:26","slug":"vecinul-dement-si-politia-nepasatoare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/vecinul-dement-si-politia-nepasatoare\/","title":{"rendered":"Vecinul dement \u015fi poli\u0163ia nep\u0103s\u0103toare"},"content":{"rendered":"

C\u00e2nd auzi de Pipera, te g\u00e2nde\u015fti automat la lux, vile elegante, ma\u015fini scumpe, cei mai boga\u0163i oameni din capital\u0103. \u015ei, mai mult ca sigur, ai dreptate.
\nPentru Ioana R\u0103\u015fcanu, jurist la o multina\u0163ional\u0103 din Bucure\u015fti, domiciliul din cartierul de milionari s-a transformat, de trei ani, \u00een calvar. Sigur, poveste\u015fte ea, era vesel \u015fi \u00eenainte, c\u00e2nd \u00een vecini st\u0103teau Prigoan\u0103 \u015fi Bahmu\u0163eanu, care-\u015fi condimentau certurile conjugale cu crati\u0163e aruncate-n drum.
\n\u00cen schimb, vecinul ei de vizavi, Mihai Lucian Becali, nepotul binecunoscutului oier r\u0103zboinic al luminii, a cam t\u0103iat din umorul situa\u0163ional, dat fiind c\u0103, de trei ani, \u00eei h\u0103r\u0163uie\u015fte f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eencetare pe cei trei membri ai familiei R\u0103\u015fcanu, cu complicitatea deplin\u0103 a poli\u0163iei din vecin\u0103tate.<\/p>\n

TROLLYWOOD: C\u00e2nd au \u00eenceput problemele tale cu Becali? <\/strong>
\nIOANA R\u0102\u015eCANU: Acum 3 ani, \u00eentr-o diminea\u0163\u0103 de august, la orele 11, a s\u0103rit cu toporul s\u0103 \u00eel omoare pe omul de serviciu, care tundea iarba \u015fi l-a deranjat din somn. Fiul meu, care avea pe atunci opt ani, s-a b\u0103gat \u00eentre el \u0219i om.
\nIndividul \u015fi-a dat seama de ceea ce f\u0103cea, \u015fi a renun\u0163at la omor. A \u00eenceput, \u00een schimb, s\u0103 distrug\u0103 p\u0103rcule\u0163ul pe care \u00eel aveam \u00een curte.<\/p>\n

OK, hai s-o lu\u0103m cu \u00eenceputul. Unde sta\u0163i voi, \u015fi c\u00e2t de aproape locuie\u015fte tipul \u0103sta de casa voastr\u0103? <\/strong>
\nNoi st\u0103m \u00een \u015eoseaua Pipera Tunari, nr xxxxxxxx. Individul este Becali Mihai Lucian. Mama lui, Dorina, a fost sor\u0103 cu Gigi. Ea a murit pe c\u00e2nd el era copil. Tat\u0103l necunoscut. Prin urmare, l-a crescut familia.
\nSt\u0103m fa\u0163\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, u\u015f\u0103 \u00een u\u015f\u0103.<\/p>\n

De c\u00e2nd \u00eel ave\u021bi de vecin?<\/strong>
\nDe vreo 7 ani. E un golan notoriu, g\u0103se\u015fti info despre el pe net.<\/p>\n

\u015ei s-a purtat oribil de cum s-a mutat sau la \u00eenceput a luat-o mai moale?<\/strong>
\nEra genul de vecin be\u0163ivan, dar n-a fost periculos p\u00e2n\u0103 la incidentul cu toporul. Tentativ\u0103 de omor curat\u0103. Copilul meu a r\u0103mas marcat de incident.<\/p>\n

Familia ta din c\u00e2te persoane se compune? <\/strong>
\nEu, mama de 70 de ani \u015fi copilul de 11.<\/p>\n

\u00cen\u0163eleg. Deci v\u0103 percepe ca pe ni\u0219te oameni lipsi\u0163i de ap\u0103rare. Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat dup\u0103 faza cu toporul de acum trei ani?\u00a0<\/strong>
\nOmul de serviciu a \u00eencercat s\u0103 depun\u0103 o pl\u00e2ngere la poli\u0163ie, dar a fost oprit \u00eenainte s\u0103 ajung\u0103 acolo.\u00a0Ini\u0163ial, vecinii s-au scandalizat, s-au dus la Gigi \u015fi apoi t\u0103cere! Omul de serviciu era tot numai z\u00e2mbet.\u00a0 Cel mai probabil, i s-au dat bani.\u00a0 Singurul martor a fost un copil de 8 ani!<\/p>\n

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\nIoana \u015fi fiul ei, Nicola.<\/p>\n

OK. De atunci, \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 atitudinea lui fa\u0163\u0103 de voi a devenit mult mai agresiv\u0103.<\/strong>
\nDa. F\u0103cea tot felul de ciud\u0103\u0163enii: o urm\u0103rea pe maic\u0103-mea.\u00a0 C\u00e2nd vorbea mama cu c\u00e2te o vecin\u0103, ap\u0103rea \u015fi el, chipurile ducea gunoiul \u015fi asculta ce discut\u0103 babele.\u00a0O apostrofa pe mama c\u0103 \u0163ip\u0103 la fiul meu.\u00a0Apoi, \u00eentr-o zi, \u015fi-a trimis un om la mama, zic\u00e2ndu-i c\u0103 eu umblu pe la el prin curte. Eu fiind la serviciu!<\/p>\n

\u015ei servitorii \u0103\u0219tia ai lui jucau \u00een fic\u021biunile astea boln\u0103vicioase din mintea lui f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 protesteze?<\/strong>
\nToat\u0103 lumea \u00eei c\u00e2nt\u0103 \u00een strun\u0103, de\u015fi to\u0163i \u015ftiu c\u0103 este bolnav.\u00a0 Are nevoie de tratament.<\/p>\n

De ce crezi c\u0103 i se c\u00e2nt\u0103 at\u00e2t de tare \u00een strun\u0103?<\/strong>
\nE nepotul preferat al lui Gigi.\u00a0Orfan, f\u0103r\u0103 tat\u0103, extrem de r\u0103sf\u0103\u0163at de familie.<\/p>\n

\u00cen\u0163eleg. Genul de om c\u0103ruia nimeni n-a avut curajul s\u0103-i spun\u0103 adev\u0103rul \u00een fa\u0163\u0103.<\/strong>
\nLorena, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, familia lui trebuie s\u0103 con\u015ftientizeze adev\u0103rul, c\u0103 e bolnav!<\/p>\n

Eu \u00een\u0163eleg, nu mie trebuie s\u0103-mi explici. \ud83d\ude42\u00a0Dac\u0103 nu \u00een\u0163elegeam, nu f\u0103ceam acum interviul \u0103sta.\u00a0<\/strong>
\nSe pare c\u0103 a avut manifest\u0103ri din astea \u015fi \u00een spa\u0163iul public.\u00a0A b\u0103tut oameni din senin, chestii de astea.\u00a0E un om violent,\u00a0foarte marcat de copil\u0103ria f\u0103r\u0103 tat\u0103.<\/p>\n

Copil\u0103rii f\u0103r\u0103 tat\u0103 am avut mul\u0163i, diferen\u0163a e c\u0103 noi a trebuit s\u0103 \u00eenfrunt\u0103m consecin\u021bele dup\u0103 faptele noastre, iar el nu. Cu tine cum se purta?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tot \u00eencerca s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e cum s\u0103 \u00eemi cresc copilul.<\/p>\n

\u015ei tu cum reac\u0163ionai c\u00e2nd venea cu lec\u0163ioare?<\/strong>
\nI-am zis c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 treac\u0103 strada cu for\u0163a.\u00a0Tot \u00eemi spunea c\u0103 maic\u0103-mea e o prezen\u0163\u0103 nociv\u0103 pentru copil.\u00a0L-am invitat s\u0103 nu se amestece. Una dintre obsesiile lui este: De unde are m\u0103-ta bani? \u015ei: Cum \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163i\u0163i averea dup\u0103 ce moare m\u0103-ta?<\/p>\n

A\u0219adar, \u00een ace\u015fti trei ani, el v-a tot c\u0103utat pricin\u0103 \u00een fel \u015fi chip?<\/strong>
\nE genul \u0103la de vecin\u0103tate f\u0103r\u0103 intimitate, dai de el f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vrei! Iar el f\u0103cea ciud\u0103\u0163eniile de care \u0163i-am zis.\u00a0Maic\u0103-mea \u00eel lua la rost \u015fi c\u0103 parcau amicii lui pe locul nostru. Iar el \u00eencepea s-o \u00eenjure.
\nApoi, \u00eentr-o noapte, pe la dou\u0103, s-a \u00eemb\u0103tat \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 arunce cu pietre \u00een garajul meu. spun\u00e2nd c\u0103 eu \u00eei dau mesaje! I-am spus c\u0103 nu i-am dat niciun fel de mesaje, \u015fi apoi l-am \u00eenjurat.\u00a0 Nah, \u00eemi ie\u015fisem din pepeni, era totu\u015fi dou\u0103 diminea\u0163a.<\/p>\n

Nu trebuie s\u0103-mi explici, eu a\u015f face la fel.<\/strong>
\nLa vreo dou\u0103 zile, a aruncat cu vopsea ro\u015fie pe pere\u0163ii casei noastre. Maic\u0103-mea a sim\u0163it miros ciudat. A crezut c\u0103 \u00eemi f\u0103cusem unghiile. Dup\u0103 care, \u015fi-a dat seama c\u0103 ceva nu e \u00een regul\u0103 \u015fi mirosul venea de afar\u0103. A ie\u015fit \u015fi a v\u0103zut ce vezi tu. D\u0103duse \u015fi pe u\u015f\u0103. Individul tocmai pleca, i-a ar\u0103tat degetul \u015fi i-a zis “Ce te faci, babo, cum dovede\u015fti?”
\nMaic\u0103-mea a sunat imediat la 112. Au venit \u0103ia. Vai, doamn\u0103, v\u0103 ajut\u0103m, bla, bla. P\u00e2n\u0103 la \u00eentrebarea fatidic\u0103: “b\u0103nui\u0163i pe cineva?”.\u00a0 C\u00e2nd au aflat nume, prenume, CNP \u00eenvinuit, zbang! “A zis seful C\u0102 NU E NEVOIE S\u0102 TRIMIT\u0102 ECHIPA OPERATIV\u0102”!\u00a0 Zice maic\u0103-mea:\u00a0“Domnule, e\u015fti nebun? Nu vezi ce e aici? Cum s\u0103 nu vin\u0103 echipa? Nu trebuie f\u0103cute poze?”<\/p>\n

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“\u015etiu, zice agentul, dar, \u015fti\u0163i ce? Mai bine veni\u0163i Dvs. la sec\u0163ie mar\u0163i, \u00een audien\u0163\u0103 la \u015fefu’ \u015fi v\u0103 l\u0103mure\u015fte el!”.\u00a0Maic\u0103-mea nu s-a l\u0103sat, s-a dus \u00een audien\u0163\u0103. Au l\u0103sat-o s\u0103 a\u015ftepte vreo cinci ore pe culoar.\u00a0 Chipurile, nu e \u015feful. Maic\u0103-mea i-a luat cum trebuie, c\u0103 doar a fost om de pres\u0103 20 de ani. \u00centr-un final,\u00a0au b\u0103gat-o \u00een birou la \u015fef. \u0102la, luat din scurt de maic\u0103-mea,\u00a0a trimis echipa operativ\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 poze. Au venit, au pozat, au m\u0103surat.\u00a0Becali a v\u0103zut, \u015fi, peste noapte,\u00a0 a venit \u015fi a completat opera \u015fi cu negru!<\/p>\n

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Ahahaha. Scuze, \u015ftiu c\u0103 e insensibil, dar e absolut ilar.\u00a0<\/strong>
\n\u015etiu, \u015fi pe mine m-a umflat r\u00e2sul c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut. Jackson Pollock de Pipera.<\/p>\n

OK. \u015ei mama ta a mai sunat o dat\u0103 la 112?<\/strong>
\nTu ce zici? :))))\u00a0 Dar poli\u0163ia NU A MAI VRUT S\u0102 VIN\u0102! \u015ei nu au venit!\u00a0 Pur \u015fi simplu, \u015fi-au b\u0103gat piciorul.\u00a0“L\u0103sa\u0163i,\u00a0 doamn\u0103, c\u0103 b\u0103g\u0103m asta la dosar!”
\nDeja, maic\u0103-mea preg\u0103tea pl\u00e2ngerile, c\u00e2nd a urmat\u00a0episodul al 3-lea: \u00eentr-o zi, c\u00e2nd iese maic\u0103-mea s\u0103 duc\u0103 gunoiul, hop dementul! “S\u0103 nu mai \u00eemi dea fiic\u0103-ta mesaje c\u0103 te omor!”
\nMaic\u0103-mea: “Dac\u0103 nu te potole\u015fti, te internez la Obregia!”
\nDementul i-a pus m\u00e2inile pe g\u00e2t \u015fi a \u00eencercat s\u0103 o sugrume, dar mama, agil\u0103, iute de picior, ha\u0163! se smulge, intr\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 \u015fi se baricadeaz\u0103. Eu\u00a0nu eram acas\u0103, eram la lucru.
\nTrec c\u00e2teva ore. Mama se duce la Mega. Dementul o urm\u0103rea pe vizor, din spatele u\u015fii. C\u00e2nd s-a \u00eentors,\u00a0maic\u0103-mea, dintr-o divin\u0103 inspira\u0163ie, a \u00eenchis u\u015fa cu z\u0103vorul,\u00a0de\u015fi, de regul\u0103, o l\u0103sa deschis\u0103. La scurt timp dup\u0103,\u00a0dementul d\u0103 s\u0103 intre \u00een cas\u0103. D\u0103 cu picioarele \u00een u\u015f\u0103. Sun\u0103.\u00a0“Ie\u015fi afar\u0103, babo, s\u0103 te omor!”
\nV\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 u\u015fa e \u00eenchis\u0103, a dat ocol casei \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 arunce cu ni\u015fte pietroaie imense.\u00a0 Nici nu \u015ftiu de unde dracu’ le-a luat. Ne-a spart un geam. A\u00a0\u00eenceput s\u0103 o amenin\u0163e c\u0103 o omoar\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Oh, god, parc\u0103 mi-ai povesti The Shining.<\/strong>
\nAu fost \u015fi victime colaterale.<\/p>\n

Al\u0163i vecini?<\/strong>
\nDa. Vecinul meu de duplex, un om excep\u0163ional, regizorul Barna Nemethi. Poate ai auzit de el.\u00a0 A\u00a0dat cu vopsea neagr\u0103 \u015fi pe casa lui, cum vezi \u00een poze.\u00a0Barna e un b\u0103iat fin, artist, yoghin, aerian. C\u00e2nd a venit bietul acas\u0103, a r\u0103mas mut.<\/p>\n

Stai pu\u0163in, hai s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2nem la episodul cu spartul geamului \u015fi urlatul. Ce a urmat?<\/strong>
\nA sunat din nou mama la poli\u0163ie. De data asta, b\u0103tr\u00e2na era foarte speriat\u0103, pentru c\u0103 o amenin\u0163a c\u0103 sare gardul \u015fi \u00eei d\u0103 foc. R\u0103spuns organ: “\u015ei ce s\u0103 v\u0103 facem noi, doamn\u0103?”
\nMaic\u0103-mea a urlat la ei. La care ei: “\u00cencuia\u0163i-v\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 \u015fi sta\u0163i acolo.”<\/p>\n

\u015ei amenin\u021barea cu datul focului nu e o glum\u0103. Cum a aruncat cu vopsea ro\u015fie, poate arunca \u00eentr-o noapte \u015fi cu benzin\u0103.<\/strong>
\nTocmai de aia, \u015fi lui Barna i s-a f\u0103cut fric\u0103. \u00cen fine, dup\u0103 vreo patru ore, a venit poli\u0163ia. \u015eI NU AU VRUT S\u0102 INTRE \u00ceN CAS\u0102.\u00a0 I-a b\u0103gat mama cu for\u0163a!<\/p>\n

Prin ce miracol s-au \u00eenduplecat s\u0103 vin\u0103?<\/strong>
\nNu \u015ftiu. Dar\u00a0nu voiau nici pica\u0163i cu cear\u0103 s\u0103 intre.\u00a0“Nu intru, doamn\u0103, eu, acolo!” El, politist!\u00a0 Mama l-a luat de m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi i-a dat br\u00e2nci \u00een cas\u0103.\u00a0 “Treci \u015fi f\u0103 poze, \u015fi ia m\u0103sur\u0103tori, c\u0103 iese belea mare, direct la ministru m\u0103 duc!”
\nCu chiu, cu vai, \u00een sil\u0103,\u00a0 a \u00eenceput s\u0103 m\u0103soare, s\u0103\u00a0fotografieze cataroaiele.\u00a0 \u015ei au mai deschis \u00eenc\u0103 un dosar penal. Trei distrugeri \u015fi o amenin\u0163are.<\/p>\n

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\u015ei dup\u0103 ce s-a deschis acest nou dosar, ce a urmat?<\/strong>
\nA urmat nimicul, neantul, nemurirea, pierderea in infinit. \ud83d\ude42 Trei\u00a0luni \u00een care mama \u00eei sun\u0103 zilnic.\u00a0S\u0103 vin\u0103 s\u0103 ridice film\u0103rile de pe camerele video,\u00a0s\u0103 ia declara\u0163ii de martor,\u00a0 pentru c\u0103 vorbim de infrac\u0163iuni grave. \u015ei nimic.<\/p>\n

Dar Becali?<\/strong>
\nBecali r\u00e2de c\u00e2nd ne vede. Probabil, mai coace vreuna de-a lui. P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd nu se las\u0103 cu omor, nu se lini\u015fte\u015fte. Poli\u0163ia e pe m\u00e2n\u0103 cu el,\u00a0asta m\u0103 doare pe mine. Mai pu\u0163in Becali \u00eensu\u015fi, care e bolnav psihic.
\nAm \u00eencercat s\u0103 cer ordin de restric\u0163ie. Numai c\u0103 el nu se aplic\u0103 dec\u00e2t rudelor, nu \u015fi vecinilor. Iar instan\u0163ele \u00eel acord\u0103 foarte greu. A\u015fadar, din cauza legisla\u0163iei lacunare,\u00a0dac\u0103 ai un psiho-pupu de-\u0103sta, pericol social real, nu po\u0163i cere ordin de restric\u0163ie, fiindc\u0103 nu st\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 cu tine, ci vis-a-vis \u015fi nu \u00ee\u0163i e rud\u0103 (har Domnului!).<\/p>\n

\u015ei anchetele stau pe loc de atunci?<\/strong>
\nNu s-a mi\u015fcat nimic,\u00a0din contr\u0103.\u00a0 Au min\u0163it-o pe mama c\u0103 au trimis dosarele la parchetul Buftea,\u00a0s\u0103 le dea num\u0103r! Eu am o prieten\u0103 procuror acolo,\u00a0 \u015fi aia a verificat imediat. Nu e niciun dosar \u00een sensul \u0103sta de la Poli\u0163ia Voluntari! M-am sf\u0103tuit cu aceast\u0103 prieten\u0103 procuror \u015fi mama a f\u0103cut pl\u00e2ngere \u015fi la Parchetul Buftea. S\u0103\u00a0vedem acum cum se mi\u015fc\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia.<\/p>\n

OK. \u015ei ce alte demersuri a\u0163i \u00eencercat s\u0103 \u00eentreprinde\u021bi?<\/strong>
\nDeocamdat\u0103, am luat-o pe calea legal\u0103. Pl\u00e2ngeri p\u00e2n\u0103 la IGP,\u00a0 care a r\u0103spuns precum vezi. Tot nu se mi\u015fc\u0103 nimic. \u00cen trei luni, nu s-au deranjat s\u0103 ridice probele,\u00a0s\u0103-l cheme pe ipochimen la declara\u0163ii. Zice organul la un moment dat:
\n“L-am citat, doamn\u0103, dar n-a venit, ce vre\u0163i s\u0103-i fac?”.
\nUn prieten m\u0103 sf\u0103tuia s\u0103 chem televiziunea \u015fi pe \u0103\u015ftia de la tabloide,\u00a0dat fiind c\u0103 individul e monden.<\/p>\n

Eu suspectez c\u0103 organele s-au dus cu dosarul la unchiu’.\u00a0 C\u00e2t da\u0163i s\u0103 mu\u015famaliz\u0103m povestea?\u00a0<\/strong>
\nNormal. Asta m\u0103 oftic\u0103 pe mine cel mai tare.<\/p>\n

\u015ei dac\u0103 voi mergea\u021bi tot la unchiu’, avea\u021bi geamuri, finisaje noi, \u015fi ni\u0219te bani de Cr\u0103ciun.<\/strong>
\nNu m\u0103 duc nici dac\u0103 m\u0103 pici cu cear\u0103.<\/p>\n

Da, \u015ftiu, m\u0103i. te \u00een\u0163eleg. Glumeam.\u00a0<\/strong>
\nCred c\u0103 \u015fi unchiu’ s-a s\u0103turat de el. I-a luat toate afacerile de pe m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi le-a dat celuilalt nepot, Geambazi. \u0102sta e rentier, tr\u0103ie\u015fte din ce-i d\u0103 Gigi.<\/p>\n

P\u0103i, dac\u0103 el, \u00een loc s\u0103 fac\u0103 afaceri, p\u00e2nde\u015fte pe vizor.<\/strong>
\nDa, st\u0103 acas\u0103 nonstop. El \u015fi mama sunt singurii acas\u0103 pe timpul zilei. Eu, Barna \u015fi vecinul de dup\u0103 noi, directorul economic de la Meli Melo, plec\u0103m la munc\u0103 la ora 8.<\/p>\n

Nasol s-o \u015ftii pe mama ta singur\u0103 acas\u0103, la cheremul acestui om. Ce pa\u015fi mai urmeaz\u0103?\u00a0<\/strong>
\nPrintr-o rela\u0163ie, nah, c\u0103 suntem \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, m\u0103 duc la Carmen Dan.<\/p>\n

Ce speri s\u0103 ob\u0163ii de la Carmen Dan?<\/strong>
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