{"id":16056,"date":"2018-11-18T11:15:37","date_gmt":"2018-11-18T08:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16056"},"modified":"2018-11-18T11:15:37","modified_gmt":"2018-11-18T08:15:37","slug":"primarul-aradului-vrea-sa-invete-cainii-sa-zboare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/primarul-aradului-vrea-sa-invete-cainii-sa-zboare\/","title":{"rendered":"Primarul Aradului vrea s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e c\u00e2inii s\u0103 zboare"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u015etiu, pare o glum\u0103. Dar nu e.<\/p>\n

Printre proiectele de hot\u0103r\u00e2ri ale Consiliului Local Arad, apare \u015fi aceast\u0103 minunat\u0103 ini\u0163iativ\u0103 cet\u0103\u0163eneasc\u0103, semn de aleas\u0103 empatie \u015fi iubire de animale.<\/p>\n

O g\u0103si\u0163i pe siteul Prim\u0103riei Arad, aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

De fapt, e o modificare la o hot\u0103r\u00e2re precedent\u0103 de consiliu local, \u015fi enun\u0163\u0103 urm\u0103toarea \u00een\u0163elepciune:<\/p>\n

“Este interzis accesul c\u00e2nilor \u00een t\u00e2rguri \/ oboare \/ pie\u021be, localuri publice, institu\u021bii publice, mijloace de transport \u00een comun, locuri de joac\u0103 pentru copii, cimitire, \u0219tranduri, stadioane sau magazine, cu excep\u021bia magazinelor de profil chinologic, precum \u0219i orice spa\u021biu unde este figurat un semn care interzice accesul c\u00e2inilor sau a altor animale de companie.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Acum, s\u0103 ne \u00een\u0163elegem, eu vin din Ardeal. Unde multe gospod\u0103rii \u0163in c\u00e2inele legat \u00een curte, la cu\u015fc\u0103, \u015fi pisica \u00een grajd. M-am milogit o copil\u0103rie \u00eentreag\u0103 de ai mei s\u0103-mi dea voie s\u0103 am animale, \u015fi m-au refuzat. Pentru c\u0103 locul animalelor e la curte. Ironic, mama are acum un c\u00e2ine pe care-l ador\u0103, dar pl\u0103te\u015fte lunar 7 lei tax\u0103 pe c\u00e2ine, la \u00eentre\u0163inere. C\u0103 at\u00e2ta e taxa pe c\u00e2ine la ea \u00een bloc. Ce consum\u0103 c\u00e2inele din avutul blocului de 7 lei? Respir\u0103 aer \u00een hol sau gen. Alt\u0103 \u00eentrebare.<\/p>\n

\u00cen schimb, povestea asta cu interdic\u0163ia accesului c\u00e2inilor \u00een t\u00e2rguri, pie\u0163e, mijloace de transport \u00een comun, \u015ftranduri, stadioane, mi se pare de un aberant care dep\u0103\u015fe\u015fte tot ce am v\u0103zut eu \u00een Ardeal, \u00een materie de tratament prost al animalelor. \u015ei insist, ardelenii sunt a\u015fi \u00een domeniu.<\/p>\n

\u00cen\u0163eleg s\u0103 nu te duci s\u0103-\u0163i pl\u0103te\u015fti impozitele cu c\u00e2inele dup\u0103 tine, sau s\u0103 nu intri \u00eentr-o alimentar\u0103, unde destule produse sunt vrac, cu un c\u00e2ine care aduce diver\u015fi microbi pe l\u0103bu\u0163e.<\/p>\n

Dar aici se opre\u015fte \u00een\u0163elegerea mea.<\/p>\n

T\u00e2rguri \/ pie\u0163e?<\/p>\n

Ce-o s\u0103 fac\u0103 c\u00e2inii, domnu’ Falc\u0103, o s\u0103 se \u00eenfig\u0103 cu posteriorul \u00een vinetele precupe\u0163ilor? Mai ales c\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 sup\u0103rare, majoritatea c\u00e2inilor de apartament, care fac baie zi de zi, sunt mai cura\u0163i dec\u00e2t oamenii care vin de la D\u0103buleni \u015fi petrec o var\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 v\u00e2nz\u00e2nd pepeni ziua \u015fi dormind \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103 noaptea.<\/p>\n

Ce contact poate avea un c\u00e2ine, care merge pe jos, cu marfa precupe\u0163ilor, care e sus pe tarab\u0103? \u015ei care a fost crescut\u0103 -marfa, zic – \u00een c\u00e2mp, unde omul a s\u0103pat \u015fi a plivit \u00eenso\u0163it de propriii c\u00e2ini?<\/p>\n

Sau dac\u0103 t\u00e2rgul nu e cu legume – fructe, ci vechituri, ce-o s\u0103 fac\u0103 oare c\u00e2inele? O s\u0103 sar\u0103 direct pe R\u0103pirea din serai \u015fi o s\u0103 o road\u0103 pe la franjuri?<\/p>\n

Apoi, termenul de pia\u0163\u0103 e vag. A\u015fa, \u015fi Pia\u0163a Unirii e o pia\u0163\u0103. Treci cu c\u00e2inele pe drum, pac, te opre\u015fte Garcea, jeap, amend\u0103. Erai cu c\u00e2inele \u00een pia\u0163\u0103?<\/p>\n

Eraaai.<\/p>\n

Mijloace de transport \u00een comun?<\/p>\n

Dar c\u00e2nd te duci cu c\u00e2inele la veterinar – s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 un veterinar foarte bun st\u0103 \u00een alt cartier – cum se presupune c\u0103 o s\u0103 ajung\u0103 c\u00e2inele bolnav acolo, domnu’ Falc\u0103?<\/p>\n

\u00cen zbor, ca pesc\u0103ru\u015fii?<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 posesorul n-are ma\u015fin\u0103, \u015fi tot ce poate folosi e autobuzul?<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 ai de preluat c\u00e2inele unui prieten care a plecat \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103, \u015fi mergi s\u0103-l iei, cum se presupune c\u0103-l aduci la tine acas\u0103, domnu’ Falc\u0103?<\/p>\n

Tot \u00een zbor, ca pesc\u0103ru\u015fii?<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 e\u015fti ad\u0103post de c\u00e2ini \u015fi dai c\u00e2ini la adoptat, iar poten\u0163ialul st\u0103p\u00e2n st\u0103 \u00een col\u0163ul opus al ora\u015fului, cum se presupune c\u0103-\u015fi ia c\u00e2inele acas\u0103, domnu’ Falc\u0103?<\/p>\n

Probabil c\u0103 tot \u00een zbor, ca pesc\u0103ru\u015fii?<\/p>\n

Poate c\u0103 v\u0103 spun o noutate, domnule Falc\u0103, dar s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i, c\u00e2inele e animalul \u0103la patruped care nu beneficiaz\u0103 de aripioare, c\u0103 nu e Always Ultra.<\/p>\n

“P\u0103i s\u0103 ia taxiul”.<\/p>\n

Dar poate n-are bani s\u0103 ia taxiul.<\/p>\n

Sau poate, v\u0103z\u00e2nd interdic\u0163ia la mijloace de transport \u00een comun, se \u015fmecheresc \u015fi \u015foferii de taxi. “D\u0103 100 de lei dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 duc \u015fi c\u00e2inele”.<\/p>\n

Chiar e cazul s\u0103 deschidem acest traseu de abuz? Mai ales c\u00e2nd \u015ftim c\u0103, dac\u0103 exist\u0103 un mod de a comite o m\u0103g\u0103rie, rom\u00e2na\u015ful nostru demn o va comite?<\/p>\n

\u015ei ce deranj reprezint\u0103 un c\u00e2ine \u00een les\u0103, educat \u015fi cuminte?<\/p>\n

Merg zilnic cu metroul. Cred c\u0103 v\u0103d cel pu\u0163in 20 de c\u00e2ini pe zi. Sunt mai cumin\u0163i \u015fi mai lini\u015fti\u0163i dec\u00e2t o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de co-pasageri. O vreme, sub Oprescu cred, a avut \u015fi Consiliul Local Bucure\u015fti ceva ini\u0163iative retardate de genul, \u015fi \u00eencercau oamenii de la paz\u0103 s\u0103 se ia de st\u0103p\u00e2nii de c\u00e2ini, dar bucure\u015ftenii sunt temperamentali, solidari \u015fi teribil de empatici c\u00e2nd vine vorba de animalele lor, \u015fi f\u0103cea tot vagonul un mi\u015fto colectiv cr\u00e2ncen de \u0103la de la paz\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 pleca. Acum realizez c\u00e2t de mult iubesc Bucure\u015ftiul \u015fi spiritul liber al locuitorilor s\u0103i. Dar divaghez.<\/p>\n

Ideea de a interzice transportul c\u00e2inilor \u00een mijloace de transport \u00een comun e de o prostie crunt\u0103. Iar dac\u0103 s-ar implementa, sugerez ar\u0103denilor s\u0103 boicoteze complet transportul \u00een comun, \u00een semn de protest.<\/p>\n

La locurile de joac\u0103 pentru copii, din nou, st\u0103 mintea-n loc. Da, sunt c\u00e2ini mari, care sperie copiii, dar pe \u0103ia nu-i duce nimeni la locurile de joac\u0103. Singurii c\u00e2ini care ajung acolo sunt tot c\u00e2inii familiilor. S\u0103 zicem, Ion \u015fi Maria au doi copii \u015fi doi c\u00e2ini. Ies s\u0103 se joace cu to\u0163i patru, fire\u015fte. S\u0103 sco\u0163i \u00eent\u00e2i copiii la joac\u0103, apoi separat c\u00e2inii, \u00een timp ce copiii stau acas\u0103 nesupraveghea\u0163i e \u015fi consum stupid de timp, \u015fi penibil ca premis\u0103. Mai ales c\u0103 \u0103ia mici iubesc c\u00e2inii \u015fi vor s\u0103 se joace cu ei.<\/p>\n

La cimitir, ce poate face c\u00e2inele? Pipi pe morm\u00e2ntul vreunei rude a domnului Falc\u0103? Greu de crezut, mai ales c\u0103, \u00een Ardeal, mormintele sunt complet din piatr\u0103 \u015fi mai sunt \u015fi \u00eenalte. Iar c\u00e2inele nu e balerin\u0103, s\u0103 ridice piciorul deasupra capului.<\/p>\n

\u015etranduri \u015fi stadioane?<\/p>\n

M\u0103 rog, hai s\u0103 zicem, la un meci din \u0103la cu galerii super furioase care sar la b\u0103taie, nu mi-a\u015f duce nici eu c\u00e2inele, c\u0103 nu merit\u0103 genul \u0103la de interac\u0163iune. Dar nu l-a\u015f duce de bun\u0103 voie, nu prin interdic\u0163ie. \u00cen orele c\u00e2nd stadionul e gol \u015fi mergi s\u0103 alergi, de ce s\u0103 nu-\u0163i iei c\u00e2inele de tovar\u0103\u015f? Pa\u015fte iarba stadionului \u015fi stric\u0103 modelul?<\/p>\n

\u015ei c\u00e2nd mergi cu la \u015ftrand, s\u0103 te mai relaxezi, de ce s\u0103 nu vin\u0103 \u015fi c\u00e2inele cu tine? Ce-o s\u0103 fac\u0103? O s\u0103 fure uleiul de corp al altor oameni veni\u0163i la \u015ftrand c\u00e2nd nu te ui\u0163i tu? Sau o s\u0103 le m\u0103n\u00e2nce sandvi\u015furile?<\/p>\n

Din nou, \u00een\u0163eleg s\u0103 \u0163i se cear\u0103 s\u0103-l \u0163ii \u00een les\u0103 \u015fi sub observa\u0163ie. Cam cum ai \u0163ine sub observa\u0163ie \u015fi un copil. Dar s\u0103 nu-l aduci? Nu mai bine st\u0103 el singur acas\u0103 \u015fi schel\u0103l\u0103ie a abandon, \u00een loc s\u0103 se tol\u0103neasc\u0103 cu tine la soare?<\/p>\n

\u015ei cea mai tare mi\u00a0 s-a p\u0103rut confesiunea unui tip din Arad, cel care mi-a trimis linkul cu proiectul de hot\u0103r\u00e2re: “Cic\u0103 au amenin\u0163at-o pe sor\u0103-mea c\u0103 o amendeaz\u0103 dac\u0103 nu pune semn cu ‘accesul animalelor interzis’. \u015ei poanta e c\u0103 sor\u0103-mea are patiserie din aia cu servire la pult, iei cornul \u015fi pleci.”<\/p>\n

M\u00e2ine – poim\u00e2ine, c\u00e2inele ajunge precum cocaina \u00een Arad, trebuie s\u0103-l transpor\u0163i \u00een anus, dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 nu intri \u00een f\u0103lcile legii.<\/p>\n

Foto: pixabay.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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