Circul\u0103 zilele astea o glum\u0103 pe Facebook, cum c\u0103 “deja a\u0163i scos decora\u0163iile de Cr\u0103ciun, dar v\u0103 mira\u0163i c\u0103 iarna a venit devreme”.<\/p>\n
A\u015f parafraza: Lungi\u0163i Black Friday de \u00eenghite toat\u0103 luna noiembrie, apoi v\u0103 mira\u0163i c\u0103 n-ave\u0163i o p\u00e2ine de pus pe mas\u0103.<\/p>\n
Acum doi sau trei ani, Black Friday \u00eenghi\u0163ise timid weekendul. Apoi, s-a r\u0103sfirat spre miercuri, \u015fi spre s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na de dup\u0103. Acum, toate firmele au oferte p\u00e2n\u0103 pe 25 noiembrie.<\/p>\n
Nu mai bine rebotez\u0103m luna noiembrie Black Month \u015fi ne asum\u0103m c\u0103 o s\u0103 ne explodeze mailurile zi de zi, precum popcornul bine f\u0103cut?<\/p>\n
\u015ei apropo de asta:<\/p>\n
2. Ne explodeaz\u0103 mailurile zi de zi, ca popcornul bine f\u0103cut.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Nu mai po\u0163i s\u0103-\u0163i urm\u0103re\u015fti mesajele legitime, primite de la oameni cu care ai treab\u0103, de 54477543 de megasuperoferte, toate fabuloase \u015fi unice, una mai unic\u0103 dec\u00e2t cea de l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea, de mirificul Black Friday. \u015ei nu doar de la branduri de la care cumperi, ci de la firme dubioase din China de care n-ai auzit \u00een vie\u0163i\u015foara ta, de la distribuitori de pompe submersibile cu \u015furub (h\u0103?) \u015fi de la zece fakeri de iPhone.<\/p>\n Black Friday e prilejul festiv de a penetra vaginal \u015fi anal GDPR – \u0103la care ne protejeaz\u0103 datele, ob\u0163inut cu sudoarea frun\u0163ii – din toate pozi\u0163iile din Kamasutra. \u015ei un consum uria\u015f de timp \u015fi de clickuri nedorite.<\/p>\n Also, c\u00e2nd at\u00e2ta lume trage de tine, parc\u0103 \u0163i se inhib\u0103 cheful de a cump\u0103ra.<\/p>\n 3. Cumperi chestii de care n-ai nevoie, doar pentru c\u0103-s la superofert\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n De c\u00e2te ori am chef de autoironie cu ga\u015fca mea de cititori, le povestesc de cele 60 de eyelinere ale mele. Toate negre, dar cu intensit\u0103\u0163i diferite.<\/p>\n “C\u00e2te?”<\/p>\n 60. \u015ei singurul pe care l-am consumat integral a fost Stylo Yeux Noir Intense de la Chanel, strict pentru c\u0103 \u0103la e cel mai negru negru pe care l-am v\u0103zut \u00een via\u0163a mea \u015fi se aplic\u0103 lin \u015fi fin ca untul. Serios, dup\u0103 ce mor, pune\u0163i-mi \u00een sicriu un Stylo Yeux Noir Intense, e echivalentul unei eternit\u0103\u0163i fericite.<\/p>\n Dar divaghez.<\/p>\n Am un num\u0103r neprecizat de creioane, tu\u015furi, cutioare de gel, eyelinere retractabile – majoritatea negre. OK, c\u00e2te unul brun, albastru sau mov. Mai mult eyeliner dec\u00e2t are nevoie toat\u0103 APACA pe urm\u0103torul an. Ar trebui s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc eyeliner pe p\u00e2ine pr\u0103jit\u0103, s\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 \u00eel termin pe tot \u00eenainte s\u0103 expir.<\/p>\n Unele \u00een cutia \u00een care \u0163in eu eyelinere. Dar foarte multe pe sub dulap, pe sub pat, pe unde le-a rostogolit Pulic\u0103.<\/p>\n \u015ei totu\u015fi, dac\u0103 s\u0103 zicem un magazin de makeup afi\u015feaz\u0103 o reducere de 20% la un eyeliner care-mi place, o s\u0103-l cump\u0103r. \u00cenc\u0103 trei buc\u0103\u0163i, c\u0103 nu se \u015ftie niciodat\u0103, dac\u0103-l trage firma pe linie moart\u0103?<\/p>\n \u015ei da, \u015ftiu, m\u0103 bomb\u0103n singur\u0103, dar la urm\u0103torul meu eveniment, dac\u0103 vre\u0163i s\u0103 m\u0103 impresiona\u0163i, nu-mi aduce\u0163i flori, aduce\u0163i-mi un eyeliner. Ochii \u0103\u015ftia i-a dat Dumnezeu at\u00e2t de negri ca s\u0103 fie contura\u0163i cu \u015fi mai mult negru.<\/p>\n 3. Mare parte din marfa redus\u0103 e format\u0103 din stocurile care nu se vindeau.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Cazul citat de mine, c\u00e2nd prinzi o reducere la eyelinerul t\u0103u preferat, e excep\u0163ia fericit\u0103. \u00cen realitate, ce se vinde la reducere sunt ciurucurile, mizeriile pe care oricum nu le cump\u0103r\u0103 nimeni \u015fi care sunt expirate, de cele mai multe ori fizic, dar frecvent \u015fi din punct de vedere moral.<\/p>\n Degeaba iei un TV cu o reducere de 40% dac\u0103 e un brand obscur dintr-o \u0163ar\u0103 exotic\u0103 \u015fi-\u0163i moare de cum iese din garan\u0163ie.<\/p>\n \u0102sta e de fapt Black Friday. Paradisul rebuturilor.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 4. Majoritatea magazinelor nu au reduceri reale.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Toat\u0103 lumea a v\u0103zut, anii trecu\u0163i, print screens cu articole care \u00een timpul anului erau 500 de lei, dar de Black Friday erau la modul \u015ei e firesc. Regula de baz\u0103 a comer\u0163ului este c\u0103 venitul trebuie s\u0103 dep\u0103\u015feasc\u0103 cheltuiala. Plus o droaie de taxe la stat. Plus periodice amenzi cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 sens.<\/p>\n C\u00e2nd o reducere e prea mare s\u0103 par\u0103 realist\u0103, probabil c\u0103 pre\u0163ul ini\u0163ial era umflat ca buzele Bianc\u0103i Dr\u0103gu\u015fanu.<\/p>\n Aaapropo. Bianca Dr\u0103gu\u015fanu mai tr\u0103ie\u015fte?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 5. Dac\u0103 intri \u00een hor\u0103, cheltuie\u015fti ca un apucat.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Magia reducerilor. Frenezia t\u0103ierilor de pre\u0163uri. \u015ei Facebook, \u015fi Instagram sunt perverse, \u00ee\u0163i arat\u0103 noi, \u015fi noi, \u015fi noi, \u015fi noi magazine. Uite cum sunt \u0103\u015ftia, uite cum sunt \u0103ia. E\u015fti nebun, 40% reducere. Nu mai pupi tu a\u015fa ceva p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd moartea te va desp\u0103r\u0163i.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 pui botul la Black Friday, o s\u0103 cam lup\u0163i cu disperarea t\u0103cut\u0103 \u015fi o s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci p\u00e2ine cu pateu tot restul lunii noiembrie, p\u00e2n\u0103 la salariu.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 6. \u015ei adev\u0103ratele reduceri nici m\u0103car nu sunt acum. <\/strong><\/p>\n A\u015fa cum \u00een\u0163elepciunea din b\u0103tr\u00e2ni zice s\u0103 te fere\u015fti de greci c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i fac daruri, eu pot s\u0103-\u0163i zic: fere\u015fte-te de comercian\u0163i c\u00e2nd \u0163ip\u0103 reduceri.<\/p>\n Adev\u0103ratele Black Friday au loc prin august \u015fi prin ianuarie. Pe de o parte, sunt ni\u015fte luni de-\u0163i ba\u0163i copiii, pentru c\u0103 \u00een august lumea e-n concedii \u015fi cump\u0103r\u0103 cel mult amintiri din Grecia, Turcia \u015fi Spania, \u015fi pentru c\u0103 \u00een ianuarie lumea e total falit\u0103 dup\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103tori \u015fi n-are bani nici de nasturi.<\/p>\n \u015ei pe de alta, trebuie s\u0103 fac\u0103 loc pentru marfa de prim\u0103var\u0103 – var\u0103, respectiv toamn\u0103 – iarn\u0103.<\/p>\n Astea-s lunile de solduri, unde chiar brandurile fine sunt la reduceri. \u015ei nimeni nu te pistoneaz\u0103 exagerat cu mailuri \u015fi mesaje, pentru c\u0103 soldurile se v\u00e2nd pe mute\u015fte, a\u015fa.<\/p>\n Foto: pixabay.com<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** M\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi: n-am fost niciodat\u0103 omul care s\u0103 \u00eenjure capitalismul feroce, dimpotriv\u0103. Eu \u00eens\u0103mi sunt un produs al capitalismului feroce. 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