{"id":16098,"date":"2018-11-25T14:05:59","date_gmt":"2018-11-25T11:05:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16098"},"modified":"2018-11-25T14:05:59","modified_gmt":"2018-11-25T11:05:59","slug":"despre-teama-de-batranete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-teama-de-batranete\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre teama de b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be"},"content":{"rendered":"

C\u00e2nd ai 18 ani, un om de 35 \u021bi se pare b\u0103tr\u00e2n. B\u0103tr\u00e2n e un understatement. \u021ai se pare c\u0103 trage s\u0103 moar\u0103, mai are nevoie doar de cineva s\u0103-i ofere lum\u00e2narea de datin\u0103.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd ai tu 30 de ani, aria \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nirii se mut\u0103 undeva spre 50.<\/p>\n

Iar c\u00e2nd ai 70, au loc dialoguri precum acesta, pe care l-am consemnat eu \u00een scara de bloc: “Olio, a murit Vasilica.” “Nu s\u0103 poate, ce fat\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 era, avea doar 68 de ani.”<\/p>\n

Pe scurt, tinzi s\u0103 define\u0219ti tinere\u021bea exact din unghiul \u00een care te situezi tu \u00een via\u021b\u0103, \u00een momentul respectiv. Cam cum define\u0219ti \u0219i via\u021ba \u00een general. Mie de exemplu ideea de gospod\u0103rie \u0219i plictiseala cr\u00e2ncen\u0103 a muncilor acesteia mi se par \u00een continuare un chin. Dar am povestit de diminea\u021b\u0103 cu o coleg\u0103, actri\u021b\u0103 frumoas\u0103 de \u00een\u021bepeneai, care de trei ani s-a m\u0103ritat, st\u0103 \u00een State, \u0219i are un bebelu\u0219. Am \u00eentrebat-o: Bine, bre, dar visele tale artistice? Mi-a trimis o poz\u0103 cu copilul. Frumos, cu ochi imen\u0219i alba\u0219tri, ca un mic heruvim pogor\u00e2t din tablouri. \u0218i produc\u021bie proprie. Da, \u00een\u021beleg. \u0218i \u00een\u021beleg de ce pentru ea aceast\u0103 fiin\u021b\u0103 e mai important\u0103 dec\u00e2t orice. Nu m\u0103 v\u0103d pe mine lu\u00e2nd-o pe acel traseu vreodat\u0103, dar \u00een\u021beleg. Mai ales c\u0103 n-a fost coerci\u021bie, n-a fost presiune social\u0103, a fost alegerea ei.<\/p>\n

Dar divaghez.<\/p>\n

Tot ieri, st\u0103team de vorb\u0103 cu o actri\u021b\u0103 absolut adorabil\u0103 de 25 de ani. \u0218i \u00eemi povestea cum trebuie s\u0103 joace ea tot, acum, c\u0103 \u00een zece ani o s\u0103 fie b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i o s\u0103 joace m\u0103miki \u0219i vr\u0103jitoare ur\u00e2te.<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 alcoolul conserv\u0103, eu am \u00een continuare aceast\u0103 alur\u0103 20ish, astfel c\u0103 fata avea impresia c\u0103 st\u0103 de vorb\u0103 cu cineva de v\u00e2rsta ei.<\/p>\n

Soro, i-am zis eu. \u00cen zece ani ai toate \u0219ansele s\u0103 fii exact cum e\u0219ti acum, doar un pic mai pu\u021bin sigur\u0103 pe verdicte, \u0219i un pic mai sigur\u0103 pe ce po\u021bi tu s\u0103 oferi.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd \u00eencepe de fapt b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bea?<\/p>\n

Cu primul rid?<\/p>\n

Cu al zecelea?<\/p>\n

Cu momentul c\u00e2nd refuzi un hookup pentru c\u0103 deja ai f\u0103cut baie \u0219i e\u0219ti \u00een pat, \u0219i un simplu phootai nu merit\u0103 deranjul?<\/p>\n

Cu momentul c\u00e2nd ai conversa\u021bii ca cea care urmeaz\u0103:<\/p>\n

Prietena mamei: Vai, ce hain\u0103 frumoas\u0103 am v\u0103zut \u00een geamul second-ului. Aoleu. \u0218i are un pre\u021b buuun.<\/p>\n

Eu: \u0218i de ce n-a\u021bi cump\u0103rat-o, doamn\u0103? V\u0103 e ru\u0219ine s\u0103 intra\u021bi \u00eentr-un second?<\/p>\n

Prietena mamei: N-am eu treab\u0103 cu ru\u0219inea. Dar era ro\u0219ie. Cum s\u0103 port eu ro\u0219u la v\u00e2rsta mea?<\/p>\n

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A fost \u00eenc\u0103 un moment la care mi-a c\u0103zut fa\u021ba \u0219i a trebuit s\u0103 iau pauz\u0103 s\u0103 mi-o adun de pe jos.<\/p>\n

Ce?<\/p>\n

Exist\u0103 un cod al culorilor, pe v\u00e2rste? \u0218i dac\u0103 da, cine l-a inventat, \u0219i de ce \u00eel b\u0103g\u0103m \u00een seam\u0103, \u00een loc s\u0103-l trimitem s\u0103 fac\u0103 amor cu doamna m\u0103-sa?<\/p>\n

Oare o s\u0103 am \u0219i eu vreodat\u0103, \u00eentr-un viitor neprecizat, atitudini de genul?<\/p>\n

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\u0218i, dup\u0103 ce am stat lung s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc, zic a\u0219a: Cred c\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bea e de fapt o stare de spirit. E suma renun\u021b\u0103rilor pe care ni le asum\u0103m ca r\u0103spuns la presiunea social\u0103. \u0218i asta, dac\u0103 suntem genul care r\u0103spunde la presiunea social\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Altminteri, \u00een plm, 20 – 30 e un singur deceniu din via\u021ba ta. Care poate dura lejer nou\u0103. Via\u021ba, zic. De ce p\u0103s\u0103rica lui Hector ne-ar interesa conven\u021bia c\u0103 nu avem dreptul la distrac\u021bie dec\u00e2t un singur deceniu din astea nou\u0103?<\/p>\n

Concluzia: Eu o s\u0103 mor t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, indiferent de v\u00e2rsta decesului, rog s\u0103 fiu cremat\u0103 sau \u00eengropat\u0103 \u00een ro\u0219u, \u0219i s\u0103-mi pune\u021bi Goran Bregovic la \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare.<\/p>\n

\u0218i cum sexul n-a fost niciodat\u0103 o miz\u0103 major\u0103 din via\u021ba mea, o s\u0103-mi pese foarte pu\u021bin sau deloc dac\u0103 m\u0103 vor g\u0103si penetrabil\u0103 Ion, Gheorghe \u0219i Vasile, \u00een tot acest timp. C\u0103 \u00een fond, \u0103sta ar fi singurul atu al v\u00e2rstei de 20, fa\u021b\u0103 de cea de 50. \u0218i e un aspect minor, care nu te ferice\u0219te cu absolut nimic, dimpotriv\u0103. Reprezint\u0103 doar deranj nesolicitat.<\/p>\n

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