Chiar nu e problema nim\u0103nui c\u0103 tu \u00eei vrei neap\u0103rat. E strict \u015fi exclusiv problema ta. Prin urmare, “vreau \u015fi eu \u00een lista ta”, “scoate pe unu \u015fi bag\u0103-m\u0103”, “d\u0103-mi add!!!”\u00a0 sunt ca \u015fi cum m-a\u015f propti eu ferm \u00een fa\u0163a lui Jared Leto s\u0103 \u0163ip la el foarte tare c\u0103 vreau aten\u0163ie.<\/p>\n
E problema mea c\u0103 vreau. Vrutul nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 mi se \u015fi cuvine.<\/p>\n
Cum s\u0103 procedezi s\u0103 nu iei bocanc:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n “Bun\u0103 ziua, sunt cutare, sunt interesat de ceea ce posta\u0163i, mi-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 v\u0103 adaug \u00een list\u0103, dac\u0103 se poate.”<\/p>\n \u015ei dac\u0103 nu se poate, e perfect ok.<\/p>\n 2. Audio \u015fi video calls\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n C\u00e2nd te sun\u0103 maic\u0103-ta, sau iubitul, apelul video ajut\u0103, s\u0103 nu muri\u0163i unii de dorul altora. C\u00e2nd tocmai ai stabilit cu o duduie c\u0103 interesul e reciproc, apelul video ajut\u0103, s\u0103 te convingi c\u0103 e chiar ea \u015fi nu, doamne fere\u015fte, Jared Leto.<\/p>\n C\u00e2nd persoana n-are absolut, dar ABSOLUT nici o treab\u0103 cu tine, n-a\u0163i vorbit \u00een via\u0163a voastr\u0103, \u015fi nici nu are un motiv s\u0103 vrea s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103, NU suni nici video, nici audio.<\/p>\n \u015ei mai ales c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 reject call, nu suni ca prostul \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103. \u015ei \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103.<\/p>\n \u015ei \u00een nici un caz nu \u00eentrebi cu tupeu: Da, ce, drag\u0103, \u0163i-e fric\u0103 s\u0103 vb cu mn?<\/p>\n Clar, Jared Leto nu vb cu mn de fric\u0103. Nu pentru c\u0103 a\u015f fi Lorena Pielea Pluii, de care n-a auzit \u00een via\u0163a lui \u015fi nu are de ce s\u0103 piard\u0103 timpul \u0103la, \u00een care putea, de exemplu, m\u00e2nca un guacamole \u00een pace.<\/p>\n Cum procedezi s\u0103 nu iei bocanc:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Nicicum. Pur \u015fi simplu, nu suni audio \u015fi video str\u0103ini care nu \u00ee\u0163i datoreaz\u0103 timpul lor.<\/p>\n 3. P\u0103l\u0103vr\u0103geal\u0103 pe privat\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Acum, \u015fi pe prietenii mei \u00eei apuc\u0103 uneori povestitul pe privat fix c\u00e2nd am eu un toptan de scris. Dar ei m\u0103car sunt prietenii mei, pe care-i iubesc, \u015fi dac\u0103 le spun frumos: Nu te sup\u0103ra, lucrez la ceva, se poate mai \u00eencolo? – tac.<\/p>\n Enter gigelul care adaug\u0103 oameni strict ca s\u0103-i streseze privat din secunda \u00een care \u0103ia \u00eei dau accept. Pentru c\u0103 se \u015ftie, \u0103ia nu tr\u0103iesc dec\u00e2t s\u0103-l serveasc\u0103 pe el.<\/p>\n \u015ei unde nu \u00eencepe s\u0103 te frece la icre cu tot soiul de tentative stupide de a prelungi o conversa\u0163ie pe care nu ai nici un chef s\u0103 o ai.<\/p>\n Din acest motiv, \u00eemi cer scuze tuturor cititorilor b\u0103rba\u0163i c\u0103 ezit lung \u00eenainte s\u0103-i primesc \u00een list\u0103. N-ai de unde s\u0103 \u015ftii dac\u0103 Mihai Vasile, care tocmai \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 add, e un om ok, care te va citi \u015fi va discuta subiectele postate de tine, sau un cretin oligofren bou, care se va n\u0103pusti \u00een privat cu “cf? eu m\u0103 plycty, tu?”<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 te “plycty”, mergi \u015fi pl\u00e2nge-te unui psiholog. Nu e treaba mea c\u0103 tu te “plycty” \u015fi nici nu e cazul s\u0103 devin\u0103. A\u015fa cum nu e treaba lui Jared Leto c\u0103 m\u0103 “plycty” eu, cu diferen\u0163a c\u0103 eu nu m\u0103 “plycty”, c\u0103-mi g\u0103sesc mereu treburi interesante de f\u0103cut.<\/p>\n Cum procedezi s\u0103 nu iei bocanc:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n “Alo, cabinet psiholog Dumitru Creierars? Eu sunt Mihai Vasile \u015fi a\u015f dori s\u0103 v\u0103 relatez tot ce m\u0103 apas\u0103 pe suflet.”<\/p>\n 4. Proofreading\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n “Vai, Lorena, ce mult mi-a pl\u0103cut articolul t\u0103u. Dac\u0103 vrei, \u00ee\u0163i trimit \u015fi eu un text scris de mine, c\u0103 nu e suficient timpul pe care l-ai investit s\u0103 m\u0103 distrezi cu acest articol, \u00eemi mai datorezi mie personal ni\u015fte timp, s\u0103-mi parcurgi textele pe care nu le-ai cerut \u015fi eventual s\u0103 m\u0103 \u015fi min\u0163i \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 e frumos, c\u0103 altfel m\u0103 ofensez \u015fi zic tuturor c\u0103 e\u015fti o vac\u0103 sinistr\u0103.”<\/p>\n Mie \u00eemi plac toate filmele lui Jared Leto, \u015fi-mi place \u015fi Thirty Seconds to Mars. Asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 Jared Leto ar fi obligat \u00een vreun fel s\u0103 vizioneze un video filmat cu mobilul, unde eu recit Somnoroase p\u0103s\u0103rele la mine-n bud\u0103, \u00een timp ce Puli\u015forul face pipi la litier\u0103.<\/p>\n Eu nu am stresat vreodat\u0103 pe cineva trimi\u0163\u00e2ndu-i privat link la ceva ce nu l-a privit direct. \u00cen sensul c\u0103 da, dac\u0103 ceea ce am scris e o cronic\u0103 la ultima ta produc\u0163ie, sau un advert pl\u0103tit de tine, \u00ee\u0163i trimit linkul pentru c\u0103 e interesul t\u0103u. Dar niciodat\u0103 n-am obligat pe nimeni s\u0103 m\u0103 citeasc\u0103 \u015fi iat\u0103, m\u0103 citesc destui \u015fi a\u015fa. \u00cencearc\u0103 \u015fi tu ruta asta, e fun.<\/p>\n Cum procedezi s\u0103 nu iei bocanc:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i postezi crea\u0163iunea frumu\u015f\u0103l pe net, \u015fi acolo o va citi mic \u015fi mare, cu feedbackul de rigoare.<\/p>\n 5. Expunere<\/strong><\/p>\n Dac\u0103 e\u015fti un blogger relativ citit, ai mereu mailboxul plin de: bolnavi, r\u0103ni\u0163i, abuza\u0163i, viola\u0163i, \u015fi alte categorii dezavantajate. Amuzant mi se pare c\u0103, \u00een clipa \u00een care dau de necaz, to\u0163i \u0103\u015ftia \u015ftiu exact unde s\u0103 te g\u0103seasc\u0103, dar majoritatea nu sus\u0163in cu nimic platforma care le-a fost al\u0103turi la nevoie.<\/p>\n OK. Pentru c\u0103 tu nu vrei s\u0103 devii Valea Pl\u00e2ngerii, ci un site cu con\u0163inut echilibrat, pe o parte chiar nu ai cum s\u0103-i aju\u0163i.<\/p>\n \u015ei unde nu se umfl\u0103 r\u00e2nza-n ei \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 zbiere la tine c\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0163i pas\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 de fapt e\u015fti o jigodie f\u0103r\u0103 inim\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r la pantofi.<\/p>\n Dar pe un ton de parc\u0103 ei \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103duser\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci din blidul lor, \u015fi acum \u00eei la\u015fi la nevoie.<\/p>\n Simplul fapt c\u0103 TU ai o problem\u0103 \u015fi altul te poate tehnic ajuta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 ajutorul \u0103luia se sub\u00een\u0163elege. S\u0103 zicem eu suf\u0103r de frig, pe final de noiembrie, \u015fi Jared Leto are o cas\u0103 imens\u0103 \u00een California. Tehnic, m\u0103 poate ajuta. Asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eemi datoreaz\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 ia acas\u0103.<\/p>\n La pariu c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00eencep acum s\u0103 \u0163ip pe Facebookul lui: “Jared, e\u015fti o jigodie f\u0103r\u0103 inim\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r la pantofi”, n-o s\u0103 zic\u0103: Oh, dar stai. Lorena, vino \u00eencoace, inimioara mea”?<\/p>\n Cum procedezi s\u0103 nu iei bocanc:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n “Da, \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 ai stors suficient\u0103 mil\u0103 din popula\u0163ie pe luna \u00een curs, apreciez c\u0103 m-ai ascultat”.<\/p>\n 6. Polite\u0163e vs. mitoc\u0103nie\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u015ei despre asta am dat 5675432345678975432345678754323456765433456743456774334567 de statusuri. Vine c\u00e2te un bou, adopt\u0103 un ton de parc\u0103 te extr\u0103sese din orificiul dorsal. Tu \u00eei r\u0103spunzi pe acela\u015fi ton. Apoi acela\u015fi bou se metamorfozeaz\u0103 subit \u00een floricic\u0103 sensibil\u0103, profund indignat c\u0103 l-ai jignit, \u015fi h\u0103ulind c\u0103 unde e civiliza\u0163ia de alt\u0103dat\u0103.<\/p>\n Sau vine altul \/ alta, \u00eencepe s\u0103 fac\u0103 pe prostul \/ proasta, apoi se indigneaz\u0103 foarte tare c\u0103 e tratat\/\u0103 ca atare.<\/p>\n Cum procedezi s\u0103 nu iei bocanc:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Vrei civiliza\u0163ie ca alt\u0103dat\u0103? Ofer\u0103 civiliza\u0163ie ca alt\u0103dat\u0103. De exemplu, Jared Leto o face.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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