{"id":1612,"date":"2009-08-09T19:57:13","date_gmt":"2009-08-09T16:57:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=1612"},"modified":"2009-08-09T19:57:13","modified_gmt":"2009-08-09T16:57:13","slug":"porno-involuntar-cu-pepeni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/porno-involuntar-cu-pepeni\/","title":{"rendered":"Porno involuntar cu pepeni"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Motto: Long live D\u0103buleni!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>-Mi-e poft\u0103 de pepene!!<br \/>\n-\u015ei mie. Poate mergem p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een pia\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 cump\u0103r\u0103m un pepene mic.<br \/>\n-Mic?<br \/>\n-Da, mic.<br \/>\n-Da&#8217; de ce mic!?<br \/>\n-Ne ajunge unul mic, nu crezi?<br \/>\n-P\u0103i, da, tu \u00eei vrei pe cei mici pentru c\u0103 te ui\u0163i la bani. Dar dac\u0103 te-ai g\u00e2ndi la propria-\u0163i pl\u0103cere gustativ-olfactiv\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\n-\u015ei pepenii mici sunt dulci!<br \/>\n-Nu se compar\u0103. Pepenii mici sunt numa&#8217; coaj\u0103 \u015fi o \u0163\u00e2r\u0103 de miez. Dar pepenii mari sunt ca un univers de sirop \u015fi dulcea\u0163\u0103. Mi-a\u015f lua un pepene de 20 de kilograme, m-a\u015f da de trei ori peste cap, s\u0103 m\u0103 transform \u00eentr-un viermi\u015for sau o r\u00e2m\u0103, \u015fi m-a\u015f pierde \u00een miezul lui.<!--more--><br \/>\n-Ce s\u0103 zic. Ai strica bun\u0103tate de pepene aiurea. \u015ei poate ai \u015fi muri.<br \/>\n-Da, dar ar fi o moarte nobil\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Motto: Long live D\u0103buleni! -Mi-e poft\u0103 de pepene!! -\u015ei mie. Poate mergem p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een pia\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 cump\u0103r\u0103m un pepene mic. -Mic? -Da, mic. -Da&#8217;&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}