Drag\u0103 Lorena,<\/strong><\/p>\n Am vaga impresie c\u0103 am intrat \u00een rahat p\u00e2n\u0103 la b\u0103rbie. <\/strong><\/p>\n Povestea a \u00eenceput acum mai bine de o lun\u0103, c\u00e2nd sor\u0103-mea, care e asistent\u0103 de stomatologie, a cunoscut un nene dentist, \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, colaborator sau gen cu clinica unde munce\u0219te ea.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u0218i, na, f\u0103c\u00e2nd conversa\u021bie, ea i-a zis c\u0103 are o sor\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, cuminte, studioas\u0103, iar el, la fel, c\u0103 are un fl\u0103c\u0103u n\u0103scut \u00een acela\u0219i an ca \u0219i mine dar timid, mai old school a\u0219a, \u0219i ce-ar fi s\u0103-i cupl\u0103m pe \u0103\u0219tia doi, c\u0103 parc\u0103 se potrivesc. <\/strong><\/p>\n \u0218i face sor\u0103-mea: s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 \u021bi-am g\u0103sit gagic, fecior de doctor, cumin\u021bel, frumu\u0219el. S\u0103 fiu sincer\u0103, nu prea am b\u0103gat-o \u00een seam\u0103, adic\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam: cine \u0219tie ce pr\u0103p\u0103dit o mai fi \u0219i \u0103sta de nu-i \u00een stare s\u0103 combine singur o tip\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd curiozitatea a f\u0103cut amor cu mine \u0219i l-am c\u0103utat pe Facebook, respectiv Instagram, s\u0103 v\u0103d ce hram poart\u0103. \u0218i ce crezi, un boboc de b\u0103iet, numa\u2019 bun de luat acas\u0103 \u0219i turnat vreo trei plozi dintr-un foc sau, ca s-o citez pe Lorena Lupu, bun de violat cu perversiuni.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n (Not\u0103 Lorena: sexul cu perversiuni e una, turnatul de plozi implic\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 stea 18 ani al\u0103turi, s\u0103 fie parte activ\u0103 \u00een cre\u0219terea lor. Nici m\u0103car \u00een glum\u0103 nu mi se pare ok, nici pentru tine, nici pentru bie\u021bii copii, s\u0103 torni plozi unuia f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 evaluezi ini\u021bial dac\u0103 are no\u021biunea de responsabilitate p\u0103rinteasc\u0103. \u021aara asta e deja plin\u0103 de copii f\u0103r\u0103 tat\u0103, care se uit\u0103 cu jind la cei cu doi p\u0103rin\u021bi c\u0103 au tot ce le trebuie.)<\/p>\n A\u0219a brune\u021bel, cu ochi mari, privire inteligent\u0103, buze, \u00een\u0103ltu\u021b, culturist (e la facultatea de ed. fizic\u0103 \u0219i se ocup\u0103 cu sportul \u0219i alimenta\u021bia s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103), pasionat de animale, de natur\u0103, de salvat planeta. S-a terminat \u0219mecheria, am f\u0103cut pe mine; mai ales c\u00e2nd i-am citit statusurile \u0219i m\u0103 identificam cu ce spunea, cu gusturile lui, \u0219i de aici m-am super aprins. Am zis: iooooooi, n-am avut eu gagic p\u00e2n\u0103 acum (I mean, rela\u021bie), dar s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 am c\u00e2\u0219tigat la loteria vie\u021bii, mi-am g\u0103sit soulmate-ul, mi-a pus Dumnezeu m\u00e2na-n cap. <\/strong><\/p>\n Deja \u00eencepusem s\u0103 m\u0103 visez la altar, s\u0103 caut rochie de mireas\u0103, destina\u021bii pentru luna de miere \u0219i nume pentru viitorii no\u0219tri puradei, lol =)))).\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n (Not\u0103 Lorena: \u0218i aici e bine s\u0103 verifici, \u00eenainte s\u0103 te arunci \u00een vise prea mari, dac\u0103 vrea \u0219i cel\u0103lalt toate astea.<\/p>\n Altfel p\u0103\u021be\u0219ti ca \u0103ia c\u00e2\u021biva din lista mea de Facebook care au \u00een mintea lor o rela\u021bie cu mine \u0219i au impresia c\u0103 dac\u0103 pun cuvintele \u00een ordinea corect\u0103, la un moment dat m\u0103 vor da pe spate.<\/p>\n \u00cen timp ce eu punctez iar \u0219i iar c\u0103 sunt o bachelorette \u0219i faptul c\u0103 tu m\u0103 iei cu Cristinica \u00een mesaje private nu schimb\u0103 asta cu nimic, cel mult \u00eemi aloc la un moment dat un sfert de or\u0103 s\u0103 te \u00eentreb cine mor\u021bii m\u0103-tii e Cristinica \u0219i de ce \u00eemi scrii mie, care nu te cunosc \u0219i nu inten\u021bionez, mesaje adresate ei.)<\/p>\n Toate bune \u0219i frumoase, ne-am \u00eemprietenit pe Facebook, like-uri, stories-uri pe sistemu\u2019 “bate \u0219aua s\u0103 priceap\u0103 iapa”, \u00een\u021belegi tu. Totul ok p\u00e2n\u0103 acum dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni c\u00e2nd s-a certat cu unii, tot sportivi sau gen, care-l acuzau c\u0103 se dopeaz\u0103, iar el pe \u0103ia c\u0103 v\u00e2nd suplimente nutritive pe na\u015fpa. \u015ei s-a filmat p\u0103pu\u015felul meu cum \u00eei amenin\u0163a pe \u0103ia c\u0103 le face, c\u0103 le drege, c\u0103 pune ditamai namila de c\u00e2ine pe ei, c\u0103 are rela\u0163ii fie la poli\u0163ie, fie \u00een lumea interlop\u0103, fie \u00een politic\u0103, tot tac\u00e2mul, mai ceva ca la u\u015fa cortului, nu stau s\u0103 enum\u0103r, \u015fi c\u0103 nu o are mic\u0103, cum vorbesc \u0103ia, o are de 18 cm. <\/strong><\/p>\n \u015ei atunci mi s-a aprins, s\u0103 zic a\u015fa, becule\u0163ul: cum e posibil ca un b\u0103iat a\u015fa de timid \u015fi de familie bun\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 acela\u015fi discurs ca al cefelor late \u015fi tatuate din Berceni? De ce a vorbit a\u015fa, n-are experien\u0163\u0103, \u00eei clocote\u015fte s\u00e2ngele \u015fi nu cunoa\u015fte diploma\u0163ia, respectiv zicala c\u0103 mutul *flutura\u015f*<\/a> p\u0103m\u00e2ntul, sau n-are toate \u0163iglele pe cas\u0103, sau am\u00e2ndou\u0103? <\/strong><\/p>\n \u015ei mi s-a cam t\u0103iat, i-am povestit sor\u0103-mii \u015fi a luat distan\u0163\u0103. \u00centre timp, am investigat \u015fi nenea <\/strong>(tat\u0103l, n. r.) nu mai e medic de ceva vreme c\u0103 a f\u0103cut ni\u015fte nasoale, l-au retras de la colegiul medicilor denti\u015fti, a f\u0103cut \u015fi pu\u0163in\u0103 p\u00e2rnaie iar acum, oficial, vinde produse stomatologice, dar neoficial, face parte din ditamai clanul care se ocup\u0103 cu sp\u0103lare de bani, carduri, credite pe na\u015fpa \u00een Ungaria, Elve\u0163ia \u015fi Malta. <\/strong><\/p>\n Eu sunt fat\u0103 simpl\u0103 de la \u0163ar\u0103, cu fric\u0103 de Dumnezeu, s\u0103 zic a\u015fa, adic\u0103 \u00eemi plac barosanii, dar s\u0103 \u00eei \u0163in\u0103 cureaua s\u0103 fie barosani pe bune, cu fa\u0163a curat\u0103, nu cu g\u0103in\u0103rii. <\/strong><\/p>\n \u00cen fine, chiar am rupt rela\u0163iile p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd m\u0103 sun\u0103 nenea acum dou\u0103 zile, foarte prietenos. \u00cemi poveste\u015fte despre petreceri rock de la facultate, m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 sunt disponibil\u0103 s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m la pr\u00e2nz (evident c\u0103 am refuzat, i-am zis c\u0103 nu-mi v\u0103d capul de treab\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 am m\u00e2ncat pe fug\u0103, apoi, aparent am discutat polite\u0163uri. Doar c\u0103 mi-a strecurat \u00een mod subtil c\u0103 a sunat-o \u015fi pe sor\u0103-mea, dar nu i-a r\u0103spuns, dar dac\u0103 vrea el, are o cheie de deschide toate \u00eencuietorile (wtf?) \u015fi c\u0103 el tolereaz\u0103 dac\u0103 cineva \u00eel sup\u0103r\u0103 prima dat\u0103, dar a doua oar\u0103 nu. Aaaa, \u015fi c\u0103 pe el \u00eel cunoa\u015fte \u015fi-l respect\u0103 foarte mult\u0103 lume. <\/strong><\/p>\n \u015ei mi-a zis toate astea cu vocabulularul \u015fi tonul de voce al unui om cult. Adic\u0103, am \u00een\u0163eles ce fel de oameni sunt \u015fi nu-mi vine a crede c\u0103 p\u0103reau persoane decente, la locul lor, cu bani, dar care nu se sp\u0103rgeau \u00een figuri, nu cefe late \u015fi tatuate, c\u0103 de alea mereu am fugit. <\/strong><\/p>\n Iar acum mor de fric\u0103, sor\u0103-mea locuie\u015fte singur\u0103 la alt\u0103 adres\u0103 \u015fi toat\u0103 noaptea n-am dormit de fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu dea nebunii peste ea. S\u0103 apelez la poli\u0163ie nu pot, pentru c\u0103 nu m-a amenin\u0163at a\u015fa zg\u00e2it, dar mi-a dat de \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 ne convine s\u0103 fim tovar\u0103\u015fi. <\/strong><\/p>\n Acum se \u00een\u0163elege c\u0103 nu-mi mai trebuie niciun p\u0103pu\u015fel, vreau doar s\u0103 stau singur\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 fiu lini\u015ftit\u0103, \u015fi c\u0103 m-a luat cu durere la stomac de fric\u0103. Mi-e team\u0103 s\u0103 nu caute \u201csolda\u0163i\u201d pentru afacerile lor \u015fi s\u0103 nu intr-un rahat p\u00e2n\u0103 peste cap. Noi suntem doua fete simple, n-avem rela\u0163ii, bani \u015fi nici c\u00e2ini fioro\u015fi. <\/strong><\/p>\n Cum fac s\u0103 m\u0103 descotorosesc de \u0103\u015ftia? Help! \u015etiu c\u0103 e mindblowing \u015fi delir total povestea, dar via\u0163a bate filmul.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n <\/p>\n Drag\u0103 X.,<\/p>\n Mi-am propus s\u0103 tratez cu respect \u015fi afec\u0163iune oamenii care-mi scriu, de aceea m\u0103 voi ab\u0163ine de la primul impuls care mi-a venit citind scrisoarea ta, \u015fi anume, “ce proast\u0103 e\u015fti, f\u0103.”<\/p>\n Hai mai bine s\u0103 discut\u0103m constructiv.<\/p>\n Una la m\u00e2n\u0103: timpul investit \u00een a te visa nevast\u0103, mireas\u0103 \u015fi altele de genul putea fi utilizat mai eficient pentru a-l cunoa\u015fte mai bine pe tip \u015fi a vedea ce face \u015fi cum. Dac\u0103 am\u0103nuntele cu p\u00e2rnaia, traficul \u00een Ungaria, Elve\u0163ia \u015fi Malta v-au fost at\u00e2t de u\u015for accesibile DUP\u0102 ce a\u0163i rupt pisica, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 ele v\u0103 erau la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenainte.<\/p>\n Multe femei nu caut\u0103 c\u00e2tu\u015fi de pu\u0163in s\u0103-l cunoasc\u0103 pe omul pe care-l tatoneaz\u0103 ca partener, ci doar se \u00eembat\u0103 cu rahat \u015fi ap\u0103 rece, apoi se mir\u0103 de ce sunt victime b\u0103tute \u015fi abuzate.<\/p>\n Spre norocul t\u0103u major, \u0103\u015ftia \u015fi-au dat arama pe fa\u0163\u0103 \u00eenainte de a semna tu vreo h\u00e2rtiu\u0163\u0103 care s\u0103 te oblige cu ceva fa\u0163\u0103 de ei, astfel c\u0103 Isus cu m\u00e2na lui te-a extras dintr-un poten\u0163ial iad.<\/p>\n A doua problem\u0103 pe care o v\u0103d \u00een scrisoarea ta e c\u0103 tu pui botul foarte u\u015for la vr\u0103jeal\u0103.<\/p>\n Singurul mod corect de a trata o amenin\u0163are este s\u0103 nu te la\u015fi impresionat\u0103. Tu, nici oficial, nici neoficial, nu-i datorezi \u0103luia absolut nimic, astfel c\u0103 nu are ce s\u0103-\u0163i pretind\u0103. Iar faptul c\u0103 unul \u0163i se laud\u0103 \u0162IE, care \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut coming outul ca naiv\u0103 credul\u0103 \u00een acest bile\u0163el, dar\u0103mite irl, c\u0103 are rela\u0163ii sus-puse \u015fi alte minuni nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 nimic. Dac\u0103 are rela\u0163ii a\u015fa de sus-puse, cum se face c\u0103 taic\u0103-su a f\u0103cut totu\u015fi p\u00e2rnaie \u015fi i s-a retras autoriza\u0163ia de medic?<\/p>\n Repet, pentru tine \u015fi to\u0163i naivii de ambele sexe care citesc acest blog: NU MAI LUA\u0162I DE BUN\u0102 ORICE AFIRMA\u0162IE PE CARE V-O FACE CINEVA.<\/strong><\/p>\n DUMNEZEU V-A DAT CREIER S\u0102-L FOLOSI\u0162I.<\/strong><\/p>\n Ce a\u015f face eu \u00een locul t\u0103u?<\/p>\n \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, nu i-a\u015f mai r\u0103spunde prostului la telefon \u015fi l-a\u015f bloca pe toat\u0103 social media – inclusiv, i-a\u015f ad\u0103uga num\u0103rul de telefon pe lista de blocked numbers. Rar m-au amenin\u0163at pe mine indivizi – mai mult \u0103ia care nu m\u0103 cuno\u015fteau, c\u0103 dac\u0103 m\u0103 amenin\u0163i fa\u0163\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i r\u00e2d \u00een nas \u015fi te \u00eentreb ce ai fumat – dar amenin\u0163area a fost, mereu, exact ultima interac\u0163iune din vie\u0163i\u015foarele lor inutile pe care au avut-o cu mine.<\/p>\n S\u0103 amenin\u0163i un om e ca o insult\u0103 la inteligen\u0163a lui. E ca \u015fi cum \u00eei dai sub semn\u0103tur\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eel crezi suficient de prost s\u0103 pun\u0103 botul. Iar \u00een cazul meu, prezum\u0163ia de prostie se taxeaz\u0103 prin ruperea definitiv\u0103 a comunic\u0103rii.<\/p>\n \u00cen al doilea r\u00e2nd, dac\u0103 m\u0103 sun\u0103 prostul de pe alt num\u0103r, a\u015f \u00eenregistra conversa\u0163ia. La amenin\u0163\u0103rile voalate, l-a\u015f \u00eentreba: Adic\u0103, ce vrei s\u0103 spui? Zi cu subiect \u015fi predicat, c\u0103 nu \u00een\u0163eleg.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 d\u0103 \u00eenapoi, \u0163i-e clar c\u0103 a blufat \u015fi c\u0103 te-ai speriat ca g\u00e2sca degeaba.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00een\u015fire amenin\u0163\u0103ri, iei frumu\u015fel \u00eenregistrarea a doua zi \u015fi te prezin\u0163i la sec\u0163ia de poli\u0163ie vecin\u0103 \u015fi prieten\u0103.<\/p>\n Esen\u0163ial e s\u0103 nu te la\u015fi intimidat\u0103, c\u0103 atunci se va prinde c\u0103 te domin\u0103 \u015fi va blufa din ce \u00een ce mai mult. Nu ai turnat \u0103ia trei plozi din legend\u0103 – \u015fi ce bine c\u0103 n-ai f\u0103cut-o! – nu te leag\u0103 nimic de cretin. Apoi, \u00ee\u0163i vezi de ale tale \u015fi ui\u0163i c\u0103 a existat. The End.<\/p>\n Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103 (\u015fi, serios, nu mai lua de adev\u0103rat tot ce-\u0163i abereaz\u0103 al\u0163ii),<\/p>\n Lorena.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. 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