{"id":16243,"date":"2018-12-14T12:11:05","date_gmt":"2018-12-14T09:11:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16243"},"modified":"2018-12-14T12:11:05","modified_gmt":"2018-12-14T09:11:05","slug":"doamne-cat-de-tare-mi-as-dori-sa-scap-de-onanisti-libidinosi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/doamne-cat-de-tare-mi-as-dori-sa-scap-de-onanisti-libidinosi\/","title":{"rendered":"Doamne, c\u00e2t de tare mi-a\u015f dori s\u0103 scap de onani\u015fti libidino\u015fi!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Subiect: cel cu \u015fcoala, <a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sa-vorbim-un-pic-despre-raportul-profesor-elev\/\">de ieri<\/a>. Subiect serios. Sensibil. Important. Important pentru c\u0103 e vorba despre educa\u0163ie, despre formarea ca om, despre lucruri cu miz\u0103 serioas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei sub articol, comentariu.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16244\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Captur%C4%83-ecran-27-300x210.png?resize=300%2C210\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Captur%C4%83-ecran-27.png?resize=300%2C210&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Captur%C4%83-ecran-27.png?resize=150%2C105&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Captur%C4%83-ecran-27.png?w=431&amp;ssl=1 431w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat de fapt?<\/p>\n<p>Pur \u015fi simplu, am postat o interac\u0163iune haioas\u0103 la mine pe wall. F\u0103r\u0103 vreo leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu articolul. Despre teoria aia, c\u0103 poftele ne dezv\u0103luie tot ce lipse\u015fte din organism.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none; overflow: hidden;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Florena.bis.568%2Fposts%2F379892312747578&amp;width=500\" width=\"500\" height=\"173\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Glum\u0103, da? Poate nu glum\u0103 str\u0103lucit\u0103, dar \u00een mod evident, glum\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi vine o fat\u0103 s\u0103 comenteze c\u0103 \u00eei e ru\u015fine s\u0103 spun\u0103 de ce \u00eei e poft\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Iar eu o \u00eentreb \u00ceN GLUM\u0102. GLUM\u0102 EVIDENT\u0102 DIN AVION: &#8220;P*l\u0103?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nu ai cum s\u0103 iei \u00een serios asta. Nu ai cum. Dac\u0103 nu e\u015fti un labagiu \u00eenver\u015funat, intoxicat de lab\u0103, dac\u0103 nu \u0163i-ai tr\u0103it toat\u0103 via\u0163a cramponat de Pornhub ca scafandrul de masca cu oxigen, nu ai pur \u015fi simplu cum s\u0103 iei \u00een serios chestia asta.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei nu ai cum s\u0103 dai copy \u015fi paste \u015fi s\u0103 mu\u0163i dialogul \u0103sta glume\u0163 \u00een comentarii la un articol serios.<\/p>\n<p>Nu ai pur \u015fi simplu cum.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dar, Lorena&#8221; o s\u0103 ne \u00eentrebe vag plictisit cititorul normal, &#8220;de ce ne plictise\u015fti pe noi cu chestia asta?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103, simplu \u015fi la obiect, nu mai suport labagiul scabros de internet. \u015ei dac\u0103 pe mine m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103, eu nu mai pot scrie relaxat, \u015fi dac\u0103 eu nu pot scrie relaxat, nu-\u0163i pot oferi nici \u0163ie textele obi\u015fnuite care \u00ee\u0163i plac.<\/p>\n<p>Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 mai mimez c\u0103 pot trece lejer peste genul \u0103sta de mizerie. NU MAI VREAU GENUL \u0102STA DE MIZERIE. Vreau s\u0103 pot glumi relaxat pe pagina mea f\u0103r\u0103 un idiot care s\u0103 sar\u0103 instant la insinu\u0103ri \u015fi apropouri. MI-E SIL\u0102 DE INSINU\u0102RI \u015eI APROPOURI.<\/p>\n<p>Nu-i mai suport genului \u0103stuia de idiot sinistru \u015fi dezgust\u0103tor lipsa de satisfac\u0163ii sexuale \u015fi nevoia de a transforma o banal\u0103 glum\u0103 \u00eentr-un \u00eentreg proces de inten\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p>Nu mai suport modul \u00een care genul \u0103sta de idiot infinit de sc\u00e2rbos \u00eemi polueaz\u0103 existen\u0163a cu mizeriile lui. Cu obsesiile lui. Cu mesajele lui retardate la cele mai penibile ore. Faptul c\u0103 nu pot face o glum\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 sar\u0103 un idiot din \u0103sta funest la concluzii.<\/p>\n<p>Muri\u0163i, m\u0103. Muri\u0163i \u00een chinuri. Nu m\u0103 mai stresa\u0163i cu proiec\u0163iile voastre sc\u00e2rboase. Nu, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 problemele voastre. Faptul c\u0103 n-ave\u0163i parte, de slino\u015fi \u015fi necarismatici ce sunte\u0163i. \u015ei dac\u0103 tot n-ave\u0163i parte, \u00eencerca\u0163i s\u0103 extrapola\u0163i nef*terea voastr\u0103 vulgar\u0103 \u015fi infect\u0103 asupra \u00eentregului univers.<\/p>\n<p>Sunte\u0163i sc\u00e2rbo\u015fi cu spume. Nu v-a\u015f atinge nici cu m\u0103nu\u015fi chirurgicale \u015fi masc\u0103 de oxigen pe fa\u0163\u0103. Disperarea voastr\u0103 v\u0103 face de cinci ori mai sc\u00e2rbo\u015fi.<\/p>\n<p>E prea mult s\u0103 ceri genului \u0103stuia de labagiu s\u0103-\u015fi \u0163in\u0103 obsesiile pentru el \u015fi s\u0103 nu te fac\u0103 martor la ele? C\u0103 tu cu prietena ta \u015fti\u0163i de glum\u0103, \u015fi ave\u0163i o form\u0103 de relaxare una fa\u0163\u0103 de cealalt\u0103, \u015fi n-ave\u0163i nici chef, nici motiva\u0163ie, s\u0103 \u00eencasa\u0163i genul \u0103sta de mizerii?<\/p>\n<p>Probabil c\u0103 e prea mult. \u00centr-o \u0163ar\u0103 \u00een care 70% din popula\u0163ie e analfabet\u0103 func\u0163ional, e mult prea mult.<\/p>\n<p>Dar eu nu mai vreau obseda\u0163i din \u0103\u015ftia scabro\u015fi, nu mai vreau mesaje de la obseda\u0163i din \u0103\u015ftia scabro\u015fi \u015fi nu mai vreau comentarii insinuante de la obseda\u0163i din \u0103\u015ftia scabro\u015fi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Lorena, e internet. Mereu se va g\u0103si c\u00e2te un nef*t*t din \u0103sta s\u0103 te h\u0103r\u0163uiasc\u0103&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>OK. Iar eu m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 mimez c\u0103 pot trece peste. NU \u00ceI ,MAI VREAU. NU LE MAI VREAU PROSTIA.<\/p>\n<p>Avem o problem\u0103, cum proced\u0103m?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Subiect: cel cu \u015fcoala, de ieri. Subiect serios. Sensibil. Important. 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