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<\/p>\nCa s\u0103 nu-mi zice\u021bi c\u0103 m\u0103 v\u0103ic\u0103resc \u00een gol, dau un print screen cu halul \u00een care arat\u0103 mesageria mea, la ora scrierii acestui material. Am blurat cele dou\u0103 conversa\u021bii cu oameni cu care chiar am dialog cu subiect \u0219i predicat, \u0219i am l\u0103sat doar volumul de linkuri la rahat kitsch de s\u0103rb\u0103tori nespun\u0103tor de nimic, gifuri cu rahat kitsch de s\u0103rb\u0103tori, poze generice cu rahat kitsch de s\u0103rb\u0103tori \u0219i attachments cu rahat kitsch de s\u0103rb\u0103tori.<\/p>\n
\u0218i dac\u0103 d\u0103deam scroll la vale, mai erau c\u00e2teva gr\u0103mezi.<\/p>\n
Nu, nu am cerut puzderia asta de maculatur\u0103, \u0219i tot sper c\u0103 dac\u0103 taci la primele trei, patru sau o sut\u0103 de gifuri, omul se va prinde c\u0103 nu vrei chestia asta \u0219i va \u00eenceta s\u0103 le trimit\u0103, dar nope, nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 asta.<\/p>\n
S\u0103 vizion\u0103m acest print screen full size.<\/p>\n
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Remarc\u0103m sonorul t\u0103iat din dreptul majorit\u0103\u021bii combatan\u021bilor? \u0102\u0219tia-s recidivi\u0219tii. \u0102ia c\u0103rora le ignor rahaturile astea de luni bune, dar ei ignor\u0103 ignoran\u021ba mea \u0219i trimit cu obstina\u021bie. \u0218i atunci le-am dat mute conversation, ca m\u0103car s-o fac\u0103 pe t\u0103cute.<\/p>\n
Acum, a\u0219 putea s\u0103-i iau unul c\u00e2te unul, \u0219i s\u0103 le explic de ce e enervant s\u0103 prime\u0219ti rahat generic de la oameni c\u0103rora nu le-ai cerut s\u0103 te \u00eenscrii \u00een mailing listul lor de rahat generic.<\/p>\n
Dar pariez c\u0103 majoritatea ar fi super ofensa\u021bi \u0219i ofusca\u021bi, \u0219i mi-ar face o dram\u0103 lung\u0103 \u0219i nes\u0103rat\u0103, de care n-are nimeni timp.<\/p>\n
\u0218i, desigur, pot da mute conversation \u00een continuare, \u0219i s\u0103-i las s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 singuri p\u00e2n\u0103 le vine acru, iar asta se \u0219i \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103.<\/p>\n
Dar, mpana mea.<\/p>\n
B\u0103i, OAMENI BUNI. N-a cerut nimeni linkurile, gifurile \u0219i rahaturile astea, ok? Pute\u021bi s\u0103 le rezerva\u021bi pentru oameni care au semnalat explicit c\u0103 le vor, care manifest\u0103 bucurile, like \u0219i love la recep\u021bie?<\/p>\n
Ai ceva personal s\u0103-mi spui de Cr\u0103ciun?<\/p>\n
N-ai, pentru c\u0103 nu m\u0103 cuno\u0219ti personal.<\/p>\n
Atunci d\u0103-te jos de pe mesageria mea privat\u0103. E fix at\u00e2t de simplu.<\/p>\n
Iar cea mai mare t\u00e2mpenie e aia cu “trimite mai departe”.<\/p>\n
Unu: de ce jugulara lui Zeus a\u015f spama lobotomizat \u015fi pe al\u0163ii? Cu ce mi-au gre\u015fit?<\/p>\n
Doi: M\u0103 \u00eentreb: voi dac\u0103 face\u0163i un cadou cuiva, e menit s\u0103 fie personal, sau \u00eei \u015fi da\u0163i instruc\u0163iuni de \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163ire cu tot blocul?<\/p>\n
Uite, asta mi-a provocat un banc.<\/p>\n
Ion se \u00eensoar\u0103 cu M\u0103rie. \u015ei zice:<\/p>\n
-M\u0103rie, ce m\u0103 bucur s\u0103 am parte \u00een final de p\u0103s\u0103rica ta.<\/p>\n
-Ioane, nu uita s\u0103 dai mai departe \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eempar\u0163i cu cel pu\u0163in zece friends, c\u0103 altfel o s\u0103 ai \u015fapte ani de ghinion.<\/p>\n
Voi, c\u00e2nd face\u0163i o declara\u0163ie de amor, \u00eei zice\u0163i vizatului s\u0103 dea mai departe?<\/p>\n
Trei: Tot deranjul \u0103sta f\u0103r\u0103 sens e motivul pentru care se refugiaz\u0103 poporul pe Instagram.<\/p>\n
Concluzie: Dialogul, exact ca tenisul, \u015fahul \u015fi sexul conjugal, e joc de doi. Altminteri, constituie viol.<\/p>\n
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