{"id":16288,"date":"2018-12-23T13:46:19","date_gmt":"2018-12-23T10:46:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16288"},"modified":"2018-12-23T13:46:19","modified_gmt":"2018-12-23T10:46:19","slug":"politicieni-facand-lucruri-normale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/politicieni-facand-lucruri-normale\/","title":{"rendered":"Politicieni f\u0103c\u00e2nd lucruri normale"},"content":{"rendered":"

Poate pentru c\u0103 fiecare \u0219tire e o nou\u0103 lovitur\u0103 de ciocan, fie c\u0103 e vorba de fiscalitate exacerbat\u0103 care s\u0103 submineze mediul economic, de \u00eenc\u0103 ni\u0219te privilegii adi\u021bionale pentru slujba\u0219ii la stat, de \u00eenc\u0103 o eliberare a unui condamnat pe te miri de chichi\u021b\u0103 procedural\u0103, simt nevoia s\u0103 iau o pauz\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 laud politicienii, pu\u021bini \u0219i rari, care fac c\u00e2te un gest omenesc normal.<\/p>\n

\u0218tiu, \u00een vremuri bune nu ne-am sinchisi.<\/p>\n

Dar \u00een vremurile de acum, e un mod prin care aleg s\u0103 m\u0103 pun, eu pe mine \u0219i poate \u0219i pe voi, \u00eentr-o stare de spirit c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t pozitiv\u0103 pentru Cr\u0103ciun, c\u0103 dup\u0103 aia, urmeaz\u0103 jalea.<\/p>\n

A\u0219adar, s\u0103 ne uit\u0103m un pic la politicienii \u0103\u0219tia rom\u00e2ni atin\u0219i de c\u00e2te o form\u0103, poate pasager\u0103, poate nu, de decen\u021b\u0103, \u0219i s\u0103 aplaud\u0103m lent \u0219i p\u0103truns.<\/p>\n

Emil Boc d\u00e2nd z\u0103pada de pe Prim\u0103ria Clujului cu lopata\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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C\u00e2nd ninsoarea dejoac\u0103 eforturile de desz\u0103pezire, who you gonna call? Nu, nu pe Ghost Busters, ci \u00ee\u021bi iei frumos lopata \u0219i te pui pe treab\u0103, c\u0103 de-aia \u021bi-a dat Dumnezeu, sau evolu\u021bia, m\u00e2ini.<\/p>\n

Puncte bonus: fapta se \u00eent\u00e2mpla s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 \u00eenainte de mas\u0103, deci \u00een afara programului de lucru. Pentru c\u0103 dac\u0103 vrei ca Gigel simplu din popor s\u0103 nu fie un tr\u00e2ntor misecuvenist, cel mai simplu mod e s\u0103 pui tu m\u00e2na pe ustensil\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-i ar\u0103\u021bi cum se face.<\/p>\n

Sursa: aici<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Dacian Ciolo\u0219 particip\u00e2nd, discret \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 tamtam, la comemorarea eroilor Revolu\u021biei, ieri, la Universitate.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Fostul prim ministru \u0219i viitor candidat la alegeri ar fi putut transforma aceast\u0103 prezen\u021b\u0103 \u00een pia\u021b\u0103 \u00eentr-o “baie de mul\u0163ime”, \u015fi da, folosesc ironic cli\u015feul \u0103sta obosit. Cu tamtam, ar fi putut atrage adep\u0163i \u00een plus. \u015ei s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 prezen\u0163a \u00een pia\u0163\u0103 ca pe un prilej de fluturat virtu\u0163i.<\/p>\n

Faptul c\u0103 a optat s\u0103 participe \u00een cea mai modest\u0103 \u0163inut\u0103, pierdut printre protestatari, \u00eentr-o sobrietate absolut\u0103, te duce la g\u00e2ndul la povestirile cu Cuza care se \u00eembr\u0103ca a t\u00e2rgove\u0163 \u015fi se ducea s\u0103 verifice personal cum merg treburile printre supu\u015fii s\u0103i.<\/p>\n

Sigur, Cuza n-avea internet. Altfel, povestea cu ocaua mic\u0103 n-ar fi \u0163inut.<\/p>\n

Surs\u0103: aici<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Consilierul acesta jude\u0163ean care refuz\u0103 o diplom\u0103 de excelen\u0163\u0103 \u00een cadrul unei serb\u0103ri de adeziuni c\u0103lduroase reciproce.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

La final de an, Consiliul Jude\u0163ean din Br\u0103ila f\u0103cea obi\u015fnuitul eveniment de autoflatulare, ca orice organism de stat mediocru, inutil \u015fi incompetent. Concret, \u00ee\u015fi \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163eau diplome de excelen\u0163\u0103 \u00eentre ei, cu multe cuvinte sfor\u0103itoare \u015fi pompoase, \u00een timp ce scroafa era moart\u0103 \u00een cote\u0163.<\/p>\n

Totul p\u00e2n\u0103 la un domn pe nume Ovidiu Nechita. Acesta a returnat diploma, spun\u00e2nd c\u0103 at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t drumurile sunt ca vai de mama lor \u015fi spitalul din ora\u015f n-are pastile, at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t jude\u0163ul e \u00een pr\u0103bu\u015fire liber\u0103, genul \u0103sta de trofee laudative sunt o insult\u0103.<\/p>\n

Surs\u0103: aici<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Discursul de s\u0103rb\u0103tori al lui Mihai Chiric\u0103\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Spre deosebire de abera\u0163iile euforizante \u015fi pline de optimism vomitiv cu care o a\u015ftept\u0103m la interval pe Veorik, primarul Ia\u015fiului a punctat absolut onest c\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia e furat\u0103, \u00een\u015felat\u0103, dezbinat\u0103 \u015fi jecm\u0103nit\u0103 de fo\u015ftii comuni\u015fti.<\/p>\n

\u015etiu ce o s\u0103 spune\u0163i: “Lore, dar Chiric\u0103 \u00eensu\u015fi a f\u0103cut o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de aranjamente \u015fi m\u00e2n\u0103reli de c\u00e2nd a devenit primar”.<\/p>\n

Corect. Pe de alt\u0103 parte, e printre oamenii care, de la un punct de tic\u0103lo\u015fie \u00eencolo, au ales s\u0103 zic\u0103 pas \u015fi s\u0103 se deta\u015feze.<\/p>\n

“Da, bine, p\u0103i a\u015fa, \u015fi Ponta s-a deta\u015fat”.<\/p>\n

Ponta s-a deta\u015fat abia dup\u0103 ce a fost str\u00e2ns cu u\u015fa s\u0103 demisioneze. E u\u015for s\u0103 fii revolu\u0163ionar \u015fi apostolul adev\u0103rului DUP\u0102 CE ai zburat din func\u0163ie. Chiric\u0103 a f\u0103cut-o c\u00e2t timp era primar, perfect con\u015ftient c\u0103, din secunda a doua, toate \u015fmecheriile comise p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci vor veni s\u0103-l mu\u015fte de… zona sensibil\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ceea ce s-a \u015fi \u00eent\u00e2mplat.<\/p>\n

S\u0103-\u0163i dai accesul la \u015fp\u0103gi c\u00e2t timp e\u015fti \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een pozi\u0163ia de a le primi \u00eenseamn\u0103 un singur lucru \u00een vocabularul meu. TESTICULE.<\/p>\n

Sursa: toate marile ziare.<\/p>\n

\u015ei acest articol poate avea partea a doua, respectiv a n-a. Semnala\u0163i-mi cu surs\u0103 politicieni rom\u00e2ni care fac lucruri normale, indiferent de partidul de care apar\u0163in, \u015fi o s\u0103 le aducem un shout-out.<\/p>\n

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