{"id":1633,"date":"2009-08-23T19:23:24","date_gmt":"2009-08-23T16:23:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=1633"},"modified":"2009-08-23T19:23:24","modified_gmt":"2009-08-23T16:23:24","slug":"alo-doamna-chisat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/alo-doamna-chisat\/","title":{"rendered":"Alo, Doamna Chi\u015fat?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am r\u00e2s de postarea de <a href=\"http:\/\/scame.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/18\/zee-early-morning-after\/\">aici <\/a>\u00a0nu doar ca omul de\u015ftept, care r\u00e2de de ceea ce vede, ci mai cu seam\u0103 ca omul prost, care r\u00e2de de ceea ce \u00ee\u015fi aduce aminte. S\u0103 vede\u0163i cum a fost:<\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-o frumoas\u0103 zi cu soare, pe meleaguri d\u00e2mbovi\u0163ene, Lorena Lupu, zis\u0103 \u015fi La Lorena de c\u0103tre fani, \u015fi S\u0103\u0163ioiaupem\u0103talapul\u0103decurv\u0103nenorocit\u0103tespargf\u0103\u00eenmor\u0163iim\u0103tii de c\u0103tre hateri, lucra voios la o traducere &#8211; ceva cu devalorizarea masei monetare, deci o pl\u0103cere, ce s\u0103 mai! \u015ei sun\u0103 telefonul. Un num\u0103r neidentificat de Vodafone. Obi\u015fnuit\u0103 fiind La Lorena s\u0103 fie chemat\u0103 la multe castinguri, r\u0103spunde suav:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Da, v\u0103 rog.<\/p>\n<p>-Alo, doamna Chi\u015fat? (sau ceva \u00een genul \u0103sta)<\/p>\n<p>-\u0102\u0103\u0103&#8230; nu.<\/p>\n<p>-Doamna Chi\u015fat din Observatorului?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, cred c\u0103 e o gre\u015feal\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-Doamna Chi\u015fat din Observatorului, v-am adus dulapul. Mi-o da\u0163i pu\u0163in v\u0103 rog pe doamna Chi\u015fat?<\/p>\n<p>-\u00cemi cer scuze, nu cunosc nici o doamn\u0103 Chi\u015fat, nici Observatorului, \u015fi nici un dulap. A\u0163i gre\u015fit num\u0103rul.<\/p>\n<p>-Nu se poate! \u00cemi cer scuze.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cenchid eu, cu inten\u0163ia de a continua s\u0103 devalorizez masa monetar\u0103 (nu prin shopping, ci doar scriptic), c\u00e2nd:<\/p>\n<p>-Alo, Doamna Chi\u015fat?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>-Nu v-am spus c\u0103 nu cunosc nici o doamn\u0103 Chi\u015fat, \u015fi \u0103sta e num\u0103rul meu dintotdeauna, \u015fi m\u0103 suna\u0163i degeaba???<\/p>\n<p>-Ba \u0103sta e num\u0103rul pe care mi l-a l\u0103sat doamna Chi\u015fat din Observatorului, care a comandat dulap la noi. Sigur nu sta\u0163i \u00een Observatorului?<\/p>\n<p>-Habar nu am cine e doamna Chi\u015fat, habar nu am unde e Observatorului, dar NU E TREABA MEA! Am de lucru! V\u0103 rog s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai stresa\u0163i cu chestia asta.<\/p>\n<p>Peste trei ore, apel de la un num\u0103r de Orange.<\/p>\n<p>-Da, v\u0103 rog.<\/p>\n<p>Voce feminin\u0103 isteric\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>-Nu e frumos din partea dvs s\u0103 comanda\u0163i dulap \u015fi s\u0103 v\u0103 face\u0163i c\u0103 nu \u015fti\u0163i!! A\u0163i fost la noi, a\u0163i cump\u0103rat un dulap, sta\u0163i pe strada Observatorului, mi-a\u0163i dat toate datele&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Alooo! \u00eencerc s\u0103 intervin eu.<\/p>\n<p>Aia o \u0163ine pe a ei.<\/p>\n<p>-A\u015fa v\u0103 bate\u0163i joc de oamenii care munce\u015fte \u015fi ei s\u0103 dea o p\u00e2ine la copii, v\u0103 lua\u0163i dulapuri \u015fi v\u0103 face\u0163i c\u0103 nu le-a\u0163i luat, nu v-ar fi ru\u015fine? Nu v\u0103 e team\u0103 c\u0103 v\u0103 bate Dumnezeu \u00eentr-o zi? Nu se face a\u015fa ceva! Crede\u0163i c\u0103 dac\u0103 omul e s\u0103rac nu e dec\u00e2t un c\u0103cat de care v\u0103 bate\u0163i joc? De ce a\u0163i mai cerut dulapul? De ce \u00eemi face\u0163i probleme?<\/p>\n<p>-Aaaaloooo!<\/p>\n<p>-Da, \u015ftiu, o s\u0103 zice\u0163i c\u0103 nu sunte\u0163i doamna Chi\u015fat. Parc\u0103 eu nu \u015ftiu. S\u0103 v\u0103 fie ru\u015fine, \u015fi dac\u0103 ave\u0163i copii, s\u0103 le dea Dumnezeu s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 numai \u00een locuri din astea unde s\u0103 vin\u0103 doamne ca dumneavoastr\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 bate\u0163i joc de ei. O zi bun\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei \u00eenchide. Peste cinci minute, sun\u0103 iar. De aceast\u0103 dat\u0103, nu i-am mai r\u0103spuns. O fi fost: &#8220;Alo, sunte\u0163i \u00een direct la Radio Sc\u00e2r\u0163, a fost o fars\u0103?&#8221; O fi fost continuarea crizei de nervi? O fi fost revela\u0163ia c\u0103 a format num\u0103rul gre\u015fit? N-o s\u0103 aflu niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen orice caz, doamn\u0103 Chi\u015fat (sau a\u015fa ceva) din Observatorului, mare m\u00e2rl\u0103nie s\u0103 dai num\u0103rul meu de telefon c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i comanzi dulap! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am r\u00e2s de postarea de aici \u00a0nu doar ca omul de\u015ftept, care r\u00e2de de ceea ce vede, ci mai cu seam\u0103 ca omul prost,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}