{"id":16333,"date":"2018-12-27T12:44:07","date_gmt":"2018-12-27T09:44:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16333"},"modified":"2018-12-27T12:44:07","modified_gmt":"2018-12-27T09:44:07","slug":"catastiful-de-imbecilitati-sinistre-feelings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/catastiful-de-imbecilitati-sinistre-feelings\/","title":{"rendered":"Catastiful de imbecilit\u0103\u0163i sinistre: feelings"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cel recunosc pe d\u00e2rl\u0103ul sp\u0103lat pe creier de siteurile alt right de cum deschide ciocule\u021bul \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 abereze. Discursul are termeni cheie, ca un text de spam SEO. \u0218i de obicei, e complet independent de ce \u00eei r\u0103spunzi tu, pentru c\u0103 poezioara din mintea lui e prea g\u0103l\u0103gioas\u0103 s\u0103 mai percuteze \u0219i informa\u021bia care \u00eei parvine \u00een dialog.<\/p>\n

Ce spune mentalitatea alt-right? C\u0103 b\u0103rba\u021bii sunt atotputernici, de\u0219tep\u021bi \u0219i infailibili, iar femeile proaste \u0219i curve. \u0218i c\u0103 b\u0103rbatul trebuie s\u0103 fac\u0103 pe prostul cu tot dinadinsul, s\u0103 evite r\u0103spunsuri, s\u0103 se dea mai mare dec\u00e2t e de fapt, s\u0103 ia la mi\u0219to tot ce i se spune, c\u0103 a\u0219a e \u0219mecheru namb\u0103r one \u0219i idolul la femei.<\/p>\n

Wow, Lorena, ve\u021bi zice voi, dar \u0103sta e coc\u0103l\u0103rism clasic de D\u00e2mbovi\u021ba. Oare am inventat \u0219i noi ceva, \u00een afar\u0103 de roat\u0103 \u0219i apa cald\u0103, care, se \u0219tie, sunt crea\u021bii dacice autentice?<\/p>\n

Mda, alt rightul are r\u0103d\u0103cini \u015fi din Europa de Est \u0219i e frate bun cu propaganda ruseasc\u0103. S-a n\u0103scut c\u00e2nd au \u00eenceput s\u0103 se scurg\u0103 est europeni \u0219i alte na\u021biuni \u00eenco\u021bopenite \u00een “tradi\u0163ie” prin \u021b\u0103rile occidentale, respectiv State, au \u00eencercat s\u0103 le pun\u0103 \u0219i pe alea s\u0103 le calce c\u0103m\u0103\u0219ile, iar femeile occidentale le-au r\u00e2s \u00een nas \u0219i le-au zis s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be s\u0103 calce sau s\u0103 angajeze menajer\u0103.<\/p>\n

Frustra\u021bi c\u0103 nu pot da ordine ca la mama \u00een ograd\u0103, tradi\u021bionali\u0219tii de import s-au \u00eenfr\u0103\u021bit cu rednecii \u0219i alte grupuri de popula\u021bie locale care credeau sincer c\u0103 simpla de\u021binere a unui penis e argument suficient pentru a te da \u0219\u0103fu la \u0219\u0103fi, \u0219i s-a creat versiunea interna\u021bional\u0103 a coc\u0103l\u0103rismului, pe scurt, alt-right.<\/p>\n

Membrii noi recruta\u021bi sunt \u00eendeob\u0219te b\u0103ie\u021bei care v\u0103d femei doar \u00een tramvai, \u00een metrou \u0219i pe diverse ecrane. De aceea, abera\u021bia primordial\u0103 pe care se bazeaz\u0103 ideologia alt-right, \u0219i anume c\u0103 masculul e tot numai intelect, \u0219i femeia, tot numai feelings, e o prostie pe care \u0103\u0219tia o \u00eenghit ca pe o farfurie apetisant\u0103 de g\u0103lu\u0219te cu prune, cu sm\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 deasupra.<\/p>\n

Nasol e c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia se \u00eenscriu mereu la cuv\u00e2nt dintr-un unghi de superioritate \u0219i de Gigel-te-\u00eenva\u021b\u0103-cum-st\u0103-treaba, pentru c\u0103, remember, masculul e atotputernic. E alfa, nu e beta \u0219i nu e cuck. Beta \u0219i cuck fiind \u0103ia care chiar ascult\u0103 ce zice interlocutorul \u0219i mai \u0219i g\u00e2ndesc. Alfa e scutit de procesul g\u00e2ndirii, el are doar dou\u0103 resurse: arogan\u021ba \u0219i divaga\u021bia.<\/p>\n

Mbun. Deci, conform rahatului alt-right, masculul cel \u0219tie-tot \u0219i surd la recep\u021bie e tot numai ra\u021biune. C\u0103, se \u0219tie, nimic nu e mai ra\u021bional dec\u00e2t tronul imaginar bazat pe arogan\u021b\u0103 nejustificat\u0103. \u0218i adjectivul “dominant”, care m\u0103 scoate serios din s\u0103rite. Cam din trei \u00een trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, se nimere\u015fte s\u0103-mi scrie c\u00e2te un ciocoflender c\u0103 el e “dominant” \u015fi de fiecare dat\u0103, r\u0103spunsul meu e acela\u015fi: “Dominant poate la m\u0103-ta-n cote\u0163.” Eu sunt o fat\u0103 tare dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u0103 iei cu arogan\u0163e \u015fi dominan\u0163e. Exact \u00een secunda aia \u00ee\u0163i \u00eenm\u00e2nez propriile testicule, fierte la foc mic, cu sare, piper, boia de ardei iute \u015fi zeama de la o l\u0103m\u00e2ie.<\/p>\n

Bun.<\/p>\n

Cretina\u015fii \u0103\u015ftia au un mod stas de a demonta argumente. \u00cen trei pa\u015fi simpli.<\/p>\n

Tu le explici de ce bat c\u00e2mpii, aduci exemple, date, fapte.<\/p>\n

\u015ei invariabil, replica lor penibil\u0103 e: “Da, astea-s feelings-urile tale”.<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 masculul alt right putred de inteligent nu face diferen\u0163a \u00eentre facts \u015fi feelings. Sau o face precum urmeaz\u0103: dac\u0103 vine de la un alt mascul, e fact, dac\u0103 vine de la o femeie, e feeling.<\/p>\n

Te duci la prost cu un tabel \u00een Excel?<\/p>\n

Nope. \u015ei \u0103la e tot feeling.<\/p>\n

Te duci cu o argumenta\u0163ie bazat\u0103 pe \u015fapte cercet\u0103ri \u015ftiin\u0163ifice \u00een domeniu?<\/p>\n

Aduci date istorice?<\/p>\n

Vii cu un dosar de dovezi?<\/p>\n

Nope. \u015ei astea sunt tot feelings. Pentru c\u0103 tu e\u015fti femeie.<\/p>\n

Iar feelings, \u015ftie tot alt rightul, sunt \u00eentotdeauna false.<\/p>\n

Tabelul t\u0103u \u00een Excel?<\/p>\n

E feeling \u015fi e fals.<\/p>\n

Un raport de v\u00e2nz\u0103ri?<\/p>\n

E feeling \u015fi e fals.<\/p>\n

Acum, sigur, a\u0163i putea interveni, strict de dragul argumenta\u0163iei, aceia dintre voi care a\u0163i studiat pu\u0163in\u0103 psihologie, s\u0103 explica\u0163i c\u0103 a\u015fa numitele feelings, fie c\u0103 sunt sentimente, fie c\u0103 sunt premoni\u0163ii, intui\u0163ie, suspiciuni, sunt modul nostru visceral de a ne raporta la realitatea \u00eenconjur\u0103toare.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd, primitiv fiind, ap\u0103rea ursul dup\u0103 tine prin p\u0103dure, nu aveai timp de un tabel Excel \u015fi un studiu de fezabilitate. Mergeai strict pe intui\u0163ie \u015fi premoni\u0163ie, \u015fi astea \u00ee\u0163i dictau un mod de a ie\u015fi din rahat, dac\u0103 exista vreunul. \u015ei de obicei, func\u0163ionau impecabil.<\/p>\n

Nu \u015fi \u00een doctrina alt-right. \u00cen doctrina alt-right, tot ce e pe feelings e fals \u015fi e r\u0103u.<\/p>\n

\u015ei aproape c\u0103 invidiez genul \u0103sta de tic\u0103lo\u015fie: “tot ce spui tu e p\u0103 feelings, feelings sunt toate false, deci p\u0103 scurt, tot ce spui tu e fals, palarevedere.”<\/p>\n

Partea amuzant\u0103 e c\u00e2nd unul dintre \u0103\u015ftia \u00eencepe s\u0103 b\u0103leasc\u0103 dup\u0103 c\u00e2te o tip\u0103. \u015ei \u00eencepe – cum altfel – s\u0103-i bage apropouri \u015fi aluzii, c\u0103 a\u015fa l-au \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at alt righ\u0163ii c\u0103 se combin\u0103 femeia.<\/p>\n

Iar orice tip\u0103 cu minimum doi neuroni conecta\u0163i \u015fi func\u0163ionali vede prin showul \u0103sta de o prostie nem\u0103rginit\u0103 \u015fi zice sec: B\u00e2\u015fti, b\u0103.<\/p>\n

Atunci se declan\u015feaz\u0103 drama: “Sunte\u0163i toate ni\u015fte curve materialiste.”<\/p>\n

Opa, p\u0103i stai a\u015fa, parc\u0103 mai adineauri eram toat\u0103 numai feelings.<\/p>\n

Doar \u00een privin\u0163a ta iau decizii reci \u015fi cinice.<\/p>\n

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Long story long, m\u0103 cert de fiecare dat\u0103 cu argumente extrem de pragmatice, de seci \u015fi la obiect. Unde nu \u015ftiu, nu m\u0103 bag. \u015ei chiar nu apelez la nici un feeling c\u00e2nd tratez o problem\u0103. Pun \u00een eviden\u0163\u0103 situa\u0163ia, am\u0103nuntele care creeaz\u0103 problema, \u015fi modurile \u00een care problema afecteaz\u0103 oamenii. De aceea m\u0103 citesc u\u015for toate categoriile de popula\u0163ie, de la mileniali cu trei tuleie \u00een cinci r\u00e2nduri p\u00e2n\u0103 la pensionari care joac\u0103 \u015fah \u00een parc.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 m\u0103 acuzi pe mine de “feelings” \u00een demers e ca \u015fi cum l-ai acuza pe Dragnea c\u0103 a f\u0103cut exces de past\u0103 de din\u0163i.<\/p>\n

NOT. GONNA. HAPPEN.<\/p>\n

Dar s\u0103 ne uit\u0103m \u015fi la alte femei. Nu la olimpice, nu la medici, avoca\u0163i, ingineri etc. S\u0103 ne uit\u0103m la gospodina rom\u00e2nc\u0103 simpl\u0103.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd o gospodin\u0103 planific\u0103 bugetul familiei pe o lun\u0103, at\u00e2ta pe m\u00e2ncare, at\u00e2ta pe facturi, at\u00e2ta pe \u015fcoala copilului, at\u00e2ta pe reparat prin cas\u0103, v\u0103 asigur eu c\u0103, a\u015fijderea, e zero feeling acolo.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 femeile nu erau ale dracu’ de practice \u015fi bine organizate, salariile minuscule a bun\u0103 parte dintre rom\u00e2ni s-ar fi cheltuit \u00een prima s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de dup\u0103 primire.<\/p>\n

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