{"id":16358,"date":"2019-01-01T15:11:03","date_gmt":"2019-01-01T12:11:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16358"},"modified":"2019-01-01T15:12:52","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T12:12:52","slug":"ce-imi-doresc-de-la-voi-pe-noul-an","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ce-imi-doresc-de-la-voi-pe-noul-an\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce \u00eemi doresc de la voi pe noul an"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cine m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u0219te reduc\u00e2nd c\u00e2te un gigel obraznic la carbon \u0219i ap\u0103, materiile prime care stau la baza chimiei organice, ar crede c\u0103-mi place teribil de mult s\u0103 fac lucrul \u0103sta.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i realitatea situa\u021biei este c\u0103 nu e a\u0219a. Sau, m\u0103 rog, a devenit \u00eentre timp, dar e un acquired taste.<\/p>\n<p>Eu, din n\u0103scare, sunt un om pa\u0219nic. \u00cemi plac interac\u021biunile calme, politicoase \u0219i amabile. \u00cemi plac zilele c\u00e2nd r\u00e2dem, glumim, povestim civilizat \u0219i ne \u00een\u021belegem bine. Consider c\u0103 fiecare secund\u0103 dedicat\u0103 reeduc\u0103rii unui cercopitec este o secund\u0103 irosit\u0103 din via\u021ba mea, \u0219i nici m\u0103car nu o fac pentru mine, ci pentru urm\u0103toarele femei pe care le va deranja cercopitecul, care, poate, nu au trecut prin c\u00e2te interac\u021biuni nasoale am trecut eu \u0219i nu \u0219i-au format strivitorul de mitoc\u0103nii la acest nivel.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219adar, eu \u00eemi doresc foarte mult s\u0103 ne \u00een\u021belegem bine \u0219i \u00een acest nou an. Eu s\u0103 v\u0103 ofer texte frumoase, eventual o carte nou\u0103 \u0219i alte proiecte artistice interesante, voi s\u0103 le savura\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Dar pentru asta, o s\u0103 am nevoie de la voi de urm\u0103toarele:<\/p>\n<p><strong>A) Messengereal\u0103 privat\u0103 redus\u0103 la minimum \u0219i doar dac\u0103 e important.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Excep\u021bia fiind reprezentat\u0103 de prietenii personali \u0219i colaboratori.<\/p>\n<p>Sincer, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 un video comic pe youtube, ce prostioare a scris nu \u0219tiu cine sau ce poz\u0103 t\u00e2mpit\u0103 ai g\u0103sit tu \u00een zona dubioas\u0103 a internetului.<\/p>\n<p>Pe prima o s-o ignor, de la a doua \u00eencolo \u00ee\u021bi dau mute conversation, \u0219i n-ai dec\u00e2t s\u0103 trimi\u021bi singur spamuri \u0219i s\u0103 le vezi tot tu.<\/p>\n<p>Ce anume e important?<\/p>\n<p>Pe de o parte, eventualele colabor\u0103ri pentru site; pe de alta cazurile sociale grave care necesit\u0103 mediatizare.<\/p>\n<p>E mesajul t\u0103u privat dintr-una din aceste categorii?<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 nu, trimite-l Ionelei, Dorelei, Vasilic\u0103i, care n-au alt\u0103 treab\u0103 dec\u00e2t s\u0103 se h\u0103h\u0103ie pe net.<\/p>\n<p><strong>B) Zero messengereal\u0103 privat\u0103 pe buza articolelor\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u0218tii, Lorena, ai zis \u00een text c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce, \u0219i eu cred c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce.<\/p>\n<p>Textele mele nu sunt scrisorele de amor \u00eentre noi, ci articole publice. Discu\u021bia pe marginea lor se desf\u0103\u0219oar\u0103 \u00een rubrica de comentarii.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 aveam de purtat cu tine o discu\u021bie intim\u0103 despre dezavantajele urinatului \u00een sus cu bolt\u0103, nu scriam un articol, ci te invitam eu s\u0103 discut\u0103m \u00eentre patru ochi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>C) Zero \u00eentreb\u0103ri personale\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ieri, \u00een timp ce r\u0103spundeam lamul\u021banurilor de pe perete, se treze\u0219te un cretina\u0219: De ce nu e\u0219ti la party \u0219i de ce e\u0219ti pe Facebook, r\u0103spunz\u00e2nd la ur\u0103ri.<\/p>\n<p>Gen, de parc\u0103 nu puteai fi \u0219i colo, \u0219i colo. Sau de parc\u0103 aveam s\u0103-i dau socoteal\u0103 unde sunt \u0219i ce fac.<\/p>\n<p>Pe bune, \u00eentreb\u0103rile astea b\u0103g\u0103re\u021be, mai ales de la oameni cu care nu sunt \u00eentr-un raport prietenesc reciproc consim\u021bit, m\u0103 scot din s\u0103rite dincolo de cuvinte. Nu l\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103 fac\u0103 grija amor cu voi, c\u00e2nd nu e cazul. Nu face\u021bi dec\u00e2t s\u0103-mi st\u00e2rni\u021bi o intens\u0103 antipatie.<\/p>\n<p>Mai c\u0103 \u00eemi vine s\u0103 v\u0103 dedic un grup de Facebook: Curvi\u0219tinele grijii. \u0218i s\u0103 v\u0103 adun acolo pe to\u021bi \u0103ia care v\u0103 trezi\u021bi pun\u00e2nd \u00eentreb\u0103ri de zici c\u0103 ne batem pe burt\u0103 ritualic, luni, miercuri \u0219i vineri, pe ritm de We will, we will rock you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D) Pentru pove\u0219tile de po\u0219ta redac\u021biei, exist\u0103 birou@lorenalupu.com.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Eu nu sunt psihologul privat al nim\u0103nui. N-am calificarea, iar Facebook nu permite deocamdat\u0103 tarifarea timpului pe care \u00eel petrecem oplo\u0219i\u021bi \u00een c\u00e2rca unuia care n-a confirmat c\u0103 vrea foarte tare s\u0103 ne asculte aoleurile.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u021bin rubrica po\u0219ta redac\u021biei, c\u0103 e fun, nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 la orice or\u0103 din zi \u0219i din noapte vreau s\u0103 dau sfaturi \u00eendelungi despre amor, \u0219efi arogan\u021bi, ciocoflenderi care ne \u00eenjur\u0103 pe net \u0219i alte probleme. D\u0103 mail, \u00eel tratez \u00een ziua de po\u0219ta redac\u021biei \u0219i s-a rezolvat.<\/p>\n<p><strong>E) Dac\u0103 nu suntem de acord pe un subiect, nu v\u0103 l\u0103b\u0103r\u021ba\u021bi la infinit pe wallul meu, acapar\u00e2nd spa\u021biul \u0219i timpul, ore \u00een \u0219ir.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 nici s\u0103 fi\u021bi 100% de acord cu textele mele, dar nici s\u0103 m\u0103 h\u0103r\u021bui\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 presa\u021bi s\u0103 fiu eu de acord cu voi.<\/p>\n<p>Siteul \u0103sta nu are o obliga\u021bie s\u0103 v\u0103 ghiceasc\u0103 dorin\u021bele din priviri, iar eu o am doar c\u00e2nd m\u0103 angaja\u021bi content writer pe siteurile voastre. Sus, acolo, scrie Lorena Lupu, \u0219i asta e persoana care decide care e punctul de vedere pe acest site. C\u00e2nd ajung p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een punctul \u00een care scriu despre un subiect, p\u0103rerea mea pe tem\u0103 e deja ferm\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen trei comentarii, oricare doi oameni educa\u021bi pot ajunge la un compromis, sau la un agree to disagree. Dac\u0103 trece\u021bi de trei \u0219i insista\u021bi t\u00e2mpe\u0219te \u00een a m\u0103 pis\u0103logi agasant, m\u0103 voi vedea silit\u0103 s\u0103 devin din ce \u00een ce mai nepoliticoas\u0103, uit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 la ceas.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i dac\u0103 ai \u00eenceput cu o m\u00e2rl\u0103nie, sau ai ignorat primul meu: &#8220;hai c\u0103 ne lungim prea mult&#8221;, \u00ee\u0163i asumi c\u0103 pierzi automat dreptul s\u0103 te vaie\u0163i c\u0103 devin antipatic\u0103 cu tine.<\/p>\n<p>E un site, nu un concurs de ipocrizie, unde eu m\u0103 dau rezistent\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a nesim\u0163irii. C\u00e2nd m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 ceva, spun. Cui nu-i convine, s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 genul de bloggeri care fac pe cucoanele simandicoase chiar dac\u0103 pe din\u0103untru spumeg\u0103 de draci.<\/p>\n<p><strong>F) F\u0103r\u0103 b\u0103\u015fc\u0103lie de scara blocului.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u015ei aici dau un exemplu de ieri.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16359\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Captur%C4%83-ecran-45.png?resize=418%2C559\" alt=\"\" width=\"418\" height=\"559\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Captur%C4%83-ecran-45.png?w=418&amp;ssl=1 418w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Captur%C4%83-ecran-45.png?resize=112%2C150&amp;ssl=1 112w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Captur%C4%83-ecran-45.png?resize=224%2C300&amp;ssl=1 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 418px) 100vw, 418px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Cum zic \u015fi \u00een comentarii, comentatorul e \u00een linii mari un om ok, except\u00e2nd momentele c\u00e2nd se crede glume\u0163 la modul \u0103sta. Nope, nu cu mine. Orice form\u0103 de glum\u0103 care presupune c\u0103 \u015ftii mai bine dec\u00e2t mine ce fac eu, sau c\u0103 te dai \u00eencordac de musculatur\u0103 cu mine, e o idee foarte, foarte proast\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nope, nu ne cunoa\u015ftem. Nu exist\u0103 familiaritate \u00eentre noi. Nu e cazul s-o mim\u0103m. C\u0103 pot \u015fi eu s\u0103 zic r\u0103ut\u0103\u0163i, apoi s\u0103 m\u0103 mir: vai, dar nu \u015ftii de glum\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei apropo de \u00eencord\u0103ri de musculatur\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>G) Nu vii s\u0103 m\u0103 \u015fcole\u015fti \u00een domenii la care, poate, m\u0103 pricep mai bine dec\u00e2t tine.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Eventual, \u00eentrebi ce am vrut s\u0103 spun \u015fi de ce. Tonul didactic se va pedepsi cu 25% mai mult perpulis dec\u00e2t \u00een anii preceden\u0163i, pentru c\u0103 am mai \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit un an, iar r\u0103bdarea mea cu aerele de superioritate e ceva mai scurt\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 aceste solicit\u0103ri vi se par nerealiste \u015fi neverosimile, nu e nici o sup\u0103rare dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai citi\u0163i. Ne scutim reciproc ni\u015fte nervi. Pe care, \u00een anul acesta nou, doresc s\u0103-i investesc exclusiv \u00een lucruri frumoase \u015fi creative, \u015fi c\u00e2tu\u015fi de pu\u0163in \u00een interac\u0163iuni toxice.<\/p>\n<p>Un an nou frumos \u015fi vou\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cine m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u0219te reduc\u00e2nd c\u00e2te un gigel obraznic la carbon \u0219i ap\u0103, materiile prime care stau la baza chimiei organice, ar crede c\u0103-mi place&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16360,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/1546096823.jpg?fit=600%2C450&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16358"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16364,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16358\/revisions\/16364"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}