{"id":16370,"date":"2019-01-03T11:33:56","date_gmt":"2019-01-03T08:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16370"},"modified":"2019-01-03T11:33:56","modified_gmt":"2019-01-03T08:33:56","slug":"scheletii-mei-din-dulap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/scheletii-mei-din-dulap\/","title":{"rendered":"Schele\u021bii mei din dulap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cine cite\u0219te cu regularitate acest site, \u0219tie c\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r haine ca o maniac\u0103, sau ca \u0219i cum s-ar \u00eenchide toat\u0103 industria textil\u0103 m\u00e2ine, apoi acestea urmeaz\u0103 exact traseul pe care-l imagina\u021bi: jeap pe jos sau jeap \u00een dulap.<\/p>\n<p>Dar ieri m-am trezit cu chef de munc\u0103 fizic\u0103. Chef care \u00eemi vine o dat\u0103 pe an bisect sau ceva de genul. Pur \u0219i simplu, era o lumin\u0103 frumoas\u0103 afar\u0103, iar asta mi-a erectat o poft\u0103 gospod\u0103reasc\u0103 absolut improprie. Ce s\u0103 fac, ce s\u0103 fac? S\u0103 m\u0103 ascund \u00eentr-un col\u0163 \u015fi s\u0103 a\u015ftept s\u0103-mi treac\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Glumesc.<\/p>\n<p>M-am uitat \u00een jur la relieful de haine, \u00eenc\u0103l\u021b\u0103minte \u0219i accesorii care \u00eemi acoperea toat\u0103 podeaua garsonierei \u0219i am zis: \u0218tiu. O s\u0103 transform acest haos \u00een ceva cu sens.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cent\u00e2i, s\u0103 prind curaj, mi-am f\u0103cut o can\u0103 uria\u0219\u0103 de cafea cu lapte \u0219i un pic de scor\u021bi\u0219oar\u0103, apoi am pus muzic\u0103 tematic\u0103.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RQ9_TKayu9s?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Acum, c\u0103 am terminat (la 2 noaptea, lol) \u0219i am ni\u0219te dulapuri trase la rigl\u0103, un usc\u0103tor plin ochi de haine curate \u00een proces de uscare \u0219i trei saci plini de haine evacuate, m\u0103 simt subit expert, drept care, simt s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219esc \u0219i vou\u0103 sfaturi \u00een domeniu.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 sunte\u021bi gospodari de mare angajament, considera\u021bi c\u0103 n-am nimic nou s\u0103 v\u0103 spun, da\u021bi din x din col\u021b \u0219i ne vedem m\u00e2ine la aceea\u0219i zi.<\/p>\n<p>Dar dac\u0103 sunte\u021bi o ga\u0219c\u0103 de fete \u0219i de gay care v\u0103 cump\u0103ra\u021bi impulsiv haine, pentru c\u0103 arat\u0103 superb, sau pentru c\u0103 o s\u0103 sl\u0103bi\u021bi voi \u0219i o s\u0103 ajunge\u021bi acolo, \u0219i rezultatul sunt acele seri de ie\u0219it \u00een ora\u0219 \u00een care v\u0103 uita\u021bi la trei dulapuri \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 \u0219ase sertare pline \u0219i nu ave\u021bi cu ce s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103ca\u021bi, asculta\u021bi la sora voastr\u0103 mai mare.<\/p>\n<p>Pasul nr. 1: se colecteaz\u0103 hainele purtate de pe jos, scaune, cuiere, se sorteaz\u0103 \u00een albe \u0219i pe grupuri de culori (\u00een cazul meu, ro\u0219ii cu mov \u0219i separat, negre), se bag\u0103 unul dintre grupuri la sp\u0103lat \u0219i sacii cu celelalte dou\u0103 \u00een a\u0219teptare, la baie, l\u00e2ng\u0103 ma\u0219ina de sp\u0103lat.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a, ai eliberat podeaua.<\/p>\n<p>Dai cu aspiratorul. Pentru c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 bordelul, \u0219i ai nevoie de un spa\u021biu f\u0103r\u0103 praf \u0219i p\u0103r de animale.<\/p>\n<p>Bun. Acum, deschizi toate dulapurile \u0219i sertarele, tot ce ai textil, \u0219i le gole\u0219ti \u00een mijlocul podelei.<\/p>\n<p>Da, \u0219tiu. Se va crea un haos de nedescris. Dar haosul e sursa primordial\u0103 a crea\u021biei, v-o zice orice religie care se respect\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Mbun. Primul criteriu de sortare va fi: ce p\u0103strez \u0219i ce arunc.<\/p>\n<p>Iar ca s\u0103 nu intre instinctul: Awwww, dar vreau \u0219i asta, \u0219i aia \u0219i ailalt\u0103, v\u0103 da\u021bi tem\u0103 de actorie: Trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 mut, n-am bani de taxi, prin urmare, \u00eemi car catrafusele cu c\u00e2rca. Ce a\u0219 p\u0103stra \u0219i ce a\u0219 arunca \u00een cazul \u0103sta.<\/p>\n<p>Versiunea mea a fost a\u0219a:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><strong>Pantofii un pic juli\u021bi, un pic bo\u021bi\u021bi, cu tocurile un pic roase, despre care te min\u021bi frumos c\u0103 o s\u0103-i duci la reparat c\u00e2nd ai trei magazine de pantofi noi sub fereastr\u0103 \u0219i vine ianuarie cu solduri pe toate siteurile imaginate vreodat\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Tr\u0103im \u00eentr-o er\u0103 consumerist\u0103, dar \u00eenc\u0103 avem apuc\u0103turi de comuni\u0219ti str\u00e2ng\u0103tori, las\u0103, taic\u0103, s\u0103 fie, c\u0103 nu \u0219tii c\u00e2nd ne trebuie. \u00cen consecin\u021b\u0103, avem 50 de perechi de pantofi, dintre care vreo 15 trebuie du\u0219i la reparat, sau au aceste defecte pe care o s\u0103 le remediez eu la un moment dat.<\/p>\n<p>Nu, n-o s\u0103 le remediezi. C\u00e2nd iei banii pe o colaborare, primul lucru pe care o s\u0103 \u021bi-l iei vor fi al\u021bi pantofi.<\/p>\n<p>Pa.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Tocurile neverosimile.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cred c\u0103 fiecare tip\u0103 are problema asta. Dac\u0103 tema literaturii satirice este discrepan\u021ba \u00eentre aparen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i esen\u021b\u0103, tema stativului de pantofi e discrepan\u021ba \u00eentre ce \u021bi-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 por\u021bi \u00een universul oniric \u00een care c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0219ti iar 50 de kg \u0219i ce por\u021bi \u00een realitate, \u00een \u0103sta de acum.<\/p>\n<p>Partea tragic\u0103 e c\u0103 ai trei perechi care deservesc persoana real\u0103 tu \u0219i 20, superbi, care deservesc versiunea ta ideal\u0103 din capul t\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p>Hai, p\u0103streaz\u0103 patru perechi, pe cele mai frumoase, iar restul &#8211; pa. Oricum n-o s\u0103-i por\u021bi. Oricum te dor picioarele la jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 dup\u0103 ce-i \u00eencal\u021bi. Oricum nu i-ai purtat de nu \u0219tii c\u00e2nd, c\u0103 \u00een Bucure\u0219ti canicula \u00eencepe \u00een aprilie \u0219i treci direct la sandale comode.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Hainele \u00een care, \u00een mod vizibil, nu mai am cum s\u0103 ies din cas\u0103. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Am avut momente c\u00e2nd am fost slab\u0103 ca un ogar \u0219i momente c\u00e2nd a\u0219 fi putut concura cu Grasu XXL. Din ambele perioade mi-au r\u0103mas haine. Haine care acum nu se \u00eenchid, respectiv haine prin care fluier\u0103 v\u00e2ntul.<\/p>\n<p>Realist, n-o s\u0103 sl\u0103be\u0219ti at\u00e2t, \u0219i tot realist, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 te \u00eengra\u0219i a\u0219a, mai bine te \u00eempu\u0219ti de acum. Hai, pa. S\u0103 p\u0103str\u0103m doar m\u0103surile care ne vin \u0219i cele un picule\u021b mai mici, s\u0103 avem stimulare pentru sl\u0103bit.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Hainele care s-au ur\u00e2\u021bit la sp\u0103lat.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd au venit, erau frumoase de-\u021bi venea s\u0103 le lingi eticheta. Dar a venit prima sp\u0103lare, a doua, a treia. \u0218i s-au l\u0103b\u0103r\u021bat, s-au uzat, s-au ros, au f\u0103cut pete albe de la detergent, a intrat p\u0103r de Pulic\u0103 \u00een ele \u0219i a prins r\u0103d\u0103cin\u0103: you name it.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i tu te min\u021bi c\u0103 o s\u0103 te duci \u0219i o s\u0103 faci \u0219i o s\u0103 dregi.<\/p>\n<p>O s\u0103 faci o p*l\u0103, \u00ee\u0163i zic eu de pe acum. Mereu o s\u0103 ai ceva treab\u0103 mai important\u0103. Dac\u0103 ai un pogon de haine care-\u0163i vin bine, arunc-o pe cea care te dezavantajeaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Hainele care, pur \u015fi simplu, nu se pup\u0103 cu tine.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>To\u0163i le avem. N-au nici o problem\u0103, sunt intacte, noi, culoarea e uniform\u0103, dar pur \u015fi simplu, niciodat\u0103, c\u00e2nd deschizi dulapul, nu te orientezi natural spre ele. Nu te strig\u0103 pe nume. Nu \u00ee\u0163i vine s\u0103 le a\u015fterni pe fabulosu-\u0163i fizic.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 au trecut trei ani \u015fi n-ai purtat-o, n-o s-o por\u0163i nici de acum \u00eencolo. Renun\u0163\u0103 cu tupeu. Dup\u0103 cum frumos spunea Elton John: &#8220;Some things looking better, babe \/ Just passing through&#8221;.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LiXUHZmAi3c?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><strong>6) Tricourile tematice datate.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Festivalul Concurs de Belit Blana la Urs 2015&#8221;; &#8220;Rahat Fest 2013&#8221;; &#8220;Whatever serial pentru care a scos HBO tricou tematic&#8221; (except\u00e2nd Game of Thrones, desigur. Game of Thrones nu pleac\u0103 nic\u0103ieri!)<\/p>\n<p>Nu de alta, dar anul 2019 vine cu propriile tricouri tematice \u015fi deja ai mai multe tricouri dec\u00e2t ai putea purta tu cu toat\u0103 familia ta, pe tot restul vie\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei nu por\u0163i tricou dec\u00e2t acas\u0103, oricum.<\/p>\n<p>Partea bun\u0103 cu tricourile tematice datate este c\u0103 sunt f\u0103cute de obicei din bumbac, ceea le face excelente c\u00e2rpe de frecat varii suprafe\u0163e problem\u0103 de prin cas\u0103. Alea se p\u0103streaz\u0103 frumos \u00een &#8220;co\u015ful viitoarelor c\u00e2rpe&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7) Orice articol vestimentar care te face s\u0103 ar\u0103\u0163i gras\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Daaa, dar dac\u0103 \u00eel combin cu nu \u015ftiu ce, \u015fi pun \u015fi un cordon&#8230; E a\u015fa frumooos, nu e vina lui c\u0103 eu am un corp de vac\u0103 b\u0103l\u0163at\u0103&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Casa e a ta, deci corpul de vac\u0103 b\u0103l\u0163at\u0103 e prioritar. \u015ei \u015ftii \u015fi tu, \u015fi eu, c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u0163i-ai b\u0103tut \u00een cuie ideea c\u0103 o \u0163oal\u0103 te face s\u0103 ar\u0103\u0163i gras\u0103, o vei evita pur \u015fi simplu.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8) Hainele care presupun mult\u0103 b\u0103taie de cap\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Alea care se \u015fifoneaz\u0103 repede, alea care par magnet natural de p\u0103r de animale, alea care par perpetuu bo\u0163ite, alea care sunt mai mult\u0103 munc\u0103 dec\u00e2t pl\u0103cere.<\/p>\n<p>N-o s\u0103 le por\u0163i. Nu c\u00e2nd netul \u015fi magazinele sunt pline de articole care nu se \u015fifoneaz\u0103, iar \u0163ie \u00ee\u0163i displace c\u0103lcatul din str\u0103fundul baierelor sufletului.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd faci curat \u00een dulap, ca \u00een orice alt domeniu din via\u0163\u0103, secretul fericirii este deplina sinceritate. M\u0103 v\u0103d vreodat\u0103 \u00een viitor purt\u00e2nd rahatul \u0103sta?<\/p>\n<p>Iar dac\u0103 r\u0103spunsul e &#8220;poate \u00een cas\u0103&#8221;, d\u0103-\u0163i o marj\u0103 de zece articole de \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103minte pentru &#8220;poate \u00een cas\u0103&#8221;, \u015fi restul, la gunoi.<\/p>\n<p>Aplic\u0103 aceea\u015fi selec\u0163ie ferm\u0103 \u015fi la lenjeria intim\u0103: dac\u0103 suportul push-up al sutienului e un pic deformat, dac\u0103 s-au lungit bretelele \u015fi nu arat\u0103 bine nici ajustate, dac\u0103 s-au decolorat de la sp\u0103l\u0103ri, dac\u0103 albul nu mai e 100% alb nici cu mama clorului, dac\u0103 \u015fosetele s-au uzat &#8211; arrivederci.<\/p>\n<p>Lenjeria intim\u0103 e a doua piele a noastr\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu e impecabil\u0103, te sim\u0163i nasol toat\u0103 ziua.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>OK, acum c\u0103 ai redus sim\u0163itor bulucul la care ai de muncit, \u00eendep\u0103rtezi nedoritele. Pe cele cu poten\u0163ial de c\u00e2rp\u0103 le bagi \u00een co\u015ful viitoarelor c\u00e2rpe, restul la gunoi, s\u0103 scapi de o povar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Sau na, dac\u0103 e\u015fti genul care sper\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 un ban pe siteurile de reciclate, bag\u0103. Eu prefer s\u0103 scap repede de efort, prin urmare, ghena e solu\u0163ia mea de sprijin.<\/p>\n<p>Acum, ai r\u0103mas cu ceea ce \u00ee\u0163i\u00a0 vine \u015fi vrei s\u0103 por\u0163i. Grupeaz\u0103-le pe categorii, ca pe un site de \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103minte: geci, paltoane \u015fi alte forme de outerwear, pulovere \u015fi sweatere, c\u0103m\u0103\u015fi, tricouri \u015fi maieuri, bluze, rochii, pantaloni, fuste. \u015ei aloc\u0103-i un spa\u0163iu distinct fiec\u0103rei categorii \u00een parte, s\u0103 ai o hart\u0103 mintal\u0103: de acolo iau o c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103, de acolo un pantalon, de acolo un plov\u0103r \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n<p>Acum, c\u00e2nd le \u00eemp\u0103ture\u015fti, fii \u015fmecher\u0103. Jos de tot se duc alea mai voluminoase, dar \u015fi cele pe care nu le prea por\u0163i, \u015fi spre v\u00e2rf, preferatele. S\u0103 nu trebuiasc\u0103 s\u0103 demolezi un \u00eentreg vraf de haine, s\u0103 pescuie\u015fti bluzi\u0163a roz de dedesubt.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei gata.<\/p>\n<p>Ai dulapuri frumoase, logice \u015fi bine structurate, cam cum \u00ee\u0163i e \u015fi creierul.<\/p>\n<p>La final, te r\u0103spl\u0103te\u015fti cu un vin ro\u015fu bun, cump\u0103rat special dinainte, s\u0103 te premiezi pentru efort. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cine cite\u0219te cu regularitate acest site, \u0219tie c\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r haine ca o maniac\u0103, sau ca \u0219i cum s-ar \u00eenchide toat\u0103 industria textil\u0103 m\u00e2ine,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16371,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/clean.jpg?fit=1000%2C1000&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16370"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16373,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16370\/revisions\/16373"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}