{"id":16386,"date":"2019-01-07T11:48:43","date_gmt":"2019-01-07T08:48:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16386"},"modified":"2019-01-07T11:51:56","modified_gmt":"2019-01-07T08:51:56","slug":"posta-redactiei-angajatul-meu-imi-face-ochi-dulci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-angajatul-meu-imi-face-ochi-dulci\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u0219ta redac\u021biei: Angajatul meu \u00eemi face ochi dulci"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o trimite\u0163i pe mail, pe birou@lorenalupu.com, \u015fi g\u0103sim o solu\u0163ie, pe care oricum n-o ve\u0163i urma, dar m\u0103car ne distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei misiva de data asta:<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>&#8220;Te pup, Lorena, la mul\u0163i ani, s\u0103 \u0163i se \u00eemplineasc\u0103 toate visele \u00een 2019. Te iubesc mult \u015fi te citesc zi de zi. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Nu mi-e u\u015for s\u0103-\u0163i scriu, de aceea am am\u00e2nat o vreme, dar chiar nu mai pot. Am o firm\u0103 mic\u0103, ridicat\u0103 de mine de la zero, \u015fi am \u015fi c\u00e2\u0163iva angaja\u0163i b\u0103ie\u0163i. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Unul a \u00eenceput s\u0103 m\u0103 sune dup\u0103 program, s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe chestii legate de munc\u0103. Apoi s\u0103 se tot autoinvite pe la mine, cu pretexte legate de munc\u0103, dar instinctul feminin \u00ee\u0163i zice cine \u015fi cu ce motiv real se autoinvit\u0103 pe la tine. L-am tot refuzat.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Apoi, de Anul Nou, le-am dat c\u00e2teva zile libere s\u0103 se odihneasc\u0103, \u015fi am primit un mail lung de la el, \u00een care \u00eemi scria c\u0103 s-a \u00eendr\u0103gostit foarte tare de mine \u015fi c\u0103 nu mai poate a\u015fa, trebuie s\u0103 fie ceva sau va trebui s\u0103 plece.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>E un tip dr\u0103gu\u0163, dar eu \u00eel pl\u0103tesc s\u0103 munceasc\u0103, nu s\u0103 \u00eemi piard\u0103 timpul cu vr\u0103jeal\u0103. Nu \u00eemi place deloc s\u0103 \u00eencurc borcanele, plus c\u0103, dac\u0103 restul angaja\u0163ilor ar observa ceva, automat mi-a\u015f pierde respectul \u00een ochii lor. Totodat\u0103 nu \u015ftiu cum s\u0103 procedez, s\u0103 nu-l r\u0103nesc pe om. \u00cemi place colectivul a\u015fa cum este \u015fi nu a\u015f vrea angaj\u0103ri noi.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Te pup mult, <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>X.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Drag\u0103 X.,<\/p>\n<p>\u0162i-o fi p\u0103s\u00e2nd \u0163ie foarte tare s\u0103 nu-l r\u0103ne\u015fti pe om, dar remarc c\u0103 lui nu-i pas\u0103 foarte tare de salariul \u015fi partea ta de impozite pe care i le pl\u0103te\u015fti lun\u0103 de lun\u0103. O atitudine de genul &#8220;my way or the highway&#8221; arat\u0103 un nivel de lips\u0103 de respect pe care, sincer, din c\u00e2t \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 ai investit \u00een firmuli\u0163a ta s-o ridici de la zero, nu o meri\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Cum ai zis \u015fi tu, \u00eel pl\u0103te\u015fti pe om s\u0103 fac\u0103 treaba prev\u0103zut\u0103 \u00een fi\u015fa postului. \u015ei chiar nu ai de ce s\u0103 tolerezi s\u0103 joace cu tine telenovele de m\u00e2na a \u015faptea. Mai ales c\u0103 nu \u015ftii dac\u0103 te place real, sau au pus b\u0103ie\u0163ii un pariu la be\u0163ie, dac\u0103 reu\u015fe\u015fte vreunu&#8217; s\u0103 i-o trag\u0103 lu&#8217; patroana.<\/p>\n<p>Clar nu ai nevoie de jocule\u0163e de genul, a\u015fa c\u0103 \u00eei spui amorezului, relativ rece, c\u0103 \u00een m\u0103sura \u00een care simte c\u0103 nu \u015fi-o poate \u0163ine \u00een pantaloni, \u00eei mul\u0163ume\u015fti pentru colaborare \u015fi \u00eei urezi succes \u00een viitoarele proiecte.<\/p>\n<p>Cum ai intuit corect, nimic nu submineaz\u0103 autoritatea unui superior ierarhic, precum o fac pove\u015ftile cu &#8220;\u015ei dup\u0103 aia am pus-o capr\u0103, \u015fi nu \u015ftiu cum i-am b\u0103gat-o, dar s-a p\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2it, frateee, de zici c\u0103 \u00eei crescuse un al doilea c*r \u00een p***\u0103.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 \u015ftii \u015fi tu, cum o \u015ftiu \u015fi eu: dac\u0103 \u0103la marcheaz\u0103 la tine, o\u00a0 s\u0103 se laude \u015fi cui nu vrea s\u0103 afle.<\/p>\n<p>De ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 asta pe banii t\u0103i? No way, m&#8217;am!<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei nu e\u015fti m\u0103-sa, s\u0103-i menajezi sentimentele. E adult, s\u0103-\u015fi asume responsabilitatea. Iar dac\u0103 \u015fefia bonom\u0103 \u00eei face pe pule\u0163i s\u0103 b\u0103leasc\u0103 pe tine, schimb\u0103 un pic foaia. Urm\u0103re\u015fte acest recital de virtuozitate actoriceasc\u0103 al lui Alec Baldwin, \u00een filmul altminteri obscur Glengarry Glen Ross.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UjGO6UHywqc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Vezi scena asta, inspir\u0103-te, ia-l pe limbric la un pic de baldwinit\u0103 \u015fi pariez c\u0103 o s\u0103-l ias\u0103 fanteziile erotice cu tine pe nas \u015fi anus concomitent.<\/p>\n<p>Ai o firm\u0103 s\u0103 produci, nu s\u0103 fii mama r\u0103ni\u0163ilor \u015fi dulcineea unora pe care-i pl\u0103te\u015fti s\u0103-\u0163i aduc\u0103 rezultate.<\/p>\n<p>Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Lorena.<\/p>\n<p>Foto: pixabay.com.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16387,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/boss.jpg?fit=640%2C415&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16386"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16390,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16386\/revisions\/16390"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}