Ei, uite, febra Madonna a f\u0103cut ravagii \u00een juru-mi, a dat foc satelor \u015fi a otr\u0103vit f\u00e2nt\u00e2nile, dar eu… eu am un stil teribil de incomod, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd pentru mine. \u015ei nu e vorba de o atitudine con\u015ftient\u0103 –\u00a0 un gic\u0103contrism deliberat – ci de o brusc\u0103 nevoie de luciditate.<\/p>\n
Nu m-am dus s\u0103 o v\u0103d pe Madonna, pentru c\u0103 nu mi-am dorit lucrul \u0103sta. Nu eram curioas\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103d ce artificii poate inventa, pentru a-\u015fi condimenta prezen\u0163a scenic\u0103. Mi se par at\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2t de plictisitoare fasoanele de genul “hai-s\u0103-rezerv\u0103m-camere-la-patru-hoteluri-pentru-a-deruta-poporul-apoi-se-anun\u0163\u0103-oricum-pe-agen\u0163ii-c\u0103-stau-la-Radisson.” Sau alea cu ma\u015finile blindate, la aeroport. Toate astea, poate, pentru a justifica cele 22 milioane cerute de organizatori pentru Pache\u0163elu’ de Aur. P\u0103i ce \u00eemi pui tu \u00een pache\u0163elu’ \u0103la de aur, s\u0103 m\u0103 determini s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau peste 500 de euro? Din banii \u0103\u015ftia mai bine \u00eemi iau un laptop nou, sau un raft \u00eentreg de c\u0103r\u0163i,\u00a0sau c\u0103l\u0103toresc \u00eentr-un loc lini\u015ftit, cu aer curat \u015fi \u0163\u00e2r\u00e2it de greieri, sau \u00eemi iau cinci vibratoare de ultim\u0103 genera\u0163ie, cu stimulator de clitoris inclus!<\/p>\n
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Ieri sear\u0103, \u00een timp ce tu st\u0103teai la o coad\u0103 lung\u0103 c\u00e2t pula lui Hector, pentru un am\u0103r\u00e2t de suc, eu st\u0103team comod pe o teras\u0103 \u015fi beam o imens\u0103 limonad\u0103 \u00eendulcit\u0103 cu miere natural\u0103, m\u0103 bucuram de o adiere r\u0103coritoare \u015fi t\u0103if\u0103suiam despre nemurirea sufletului. Culmea, o ascultam tot pe Madonna, dar de pe CD. A\u015fa cum ai ascultat-o \u015fi tu – f\u0103c\u00e2nd playback.<\/p>\n
\u00cen timp ce tu ai stat o or\u0103 dup\u0103 m\u0103rea\u0163a-i fofoloanc\u0103 de div\u0103, eu am ajuns acas\u0103, \u015fi am f\u0103cut o baie lung\u0103, reconfortant\u0103, cu mult spumant. Am ascultat acela\u015fi CD – tu la \u00eenghesuial\u0103 printre rom\u00e2ni transpira\u0163i, care dau cu Rexona direct peste porcu\u015for; eu de pe o canapea moale, cu motanul Pulic\u0103 \u00een bra\u0163e.<\/p>\n
La sf\u00e2r\u015fitul acestei seri glorioase, eu am 22 de milioane \u00een cont. Tu n-o s\u0103-i revezi niciodat\u0103. Vorba divei: “Experience has made me rich, and now they’re after meee-he.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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