{"id":16464,"date":"2019-01-20T10:04:06","date_gmt":"2019-01-20T07:04:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16464"},"modified":"2019-01-20T10:04:06","modified_gmt":"2019-01-20T07:04:06","slug":"un-spart-imi-trimite-internetul-pe-cap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/un-spart-imi-trimite-internetul-pe-cap\/","title":{"rendered":"Un spart \u00eemi trimite internetul pe cap"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ieri sear\u0103, mi-au venit patru l\u0103b\u0103rei firavi \u00een intelect \u015fi argumenta\u0163ie s\u0103 mi se dea rotunzi pe pagin\u0103. Ce se \u00eent\u00e2mplase?<\/p>\n

Se \u00eent\u00e2mplase tristul \u0103sta, care a dat o strigare pe \u00eentregul internet, s\u0103-mi m\u00e2ne pe cap preferabil tot alt rightul, cu impresionanta noutate:<\/p>\n

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Desigur, alt rightul e format din oameni deosebit de pro\u015fti. Numai \u0103ia \u00ee\u015fi pot imagina c\u0103 o femeie nu e familiarizat\u0103 cu no\u0163iunea c\u0103 “\u015fi b\u0103ie\u0163ii au secre\u0163ii”. Nu e ca \u015fi cum b\u0103rba\u0163ii \u015fi-ar ascunde ejacularea de ochii partenerei, sau ceva. Nu e ca \u015fi cum le e ru\u015fine s\u0103 o discute, sau sunt umili\u0163i public pentru c\u0103 ejaculeaz\u0103, sau li se face vreo criz\u0103 de nervi pentru c\u0103 discut\u0103 despre sperm\u0103, cum procedeaz\u0103 taman Tut. Care are tupeul s\u0103 mint\u0103 c\u0103-s “jignitoare din senin”, ca \u015fi cum eu m\u0103 oplo\u015fisem pe wallul lui, nu el pe al meu.<\/p>\n

\u0218i ce se \u00eent\u00e2mplase a priori?<\/p>\n

Pe scurt, prostul \u0103sta beh\u0103itor venise s\u0103 c\u00e2r\u00e2ie a hate la articolul meu despre necazuri femeie\u015fti. Eu l-am \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 nu vede dublul standard \u00een a vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 sex, dar a refuza s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 ce anume face femeia s\u0103 fie femeie. \u0102la declarase c\u0103 nu ai cum s\u0103 fii artist dac\u0103 ai ovare, \u015fi alte prostii de genul, \u015fi dup\u0103 ce i-am explicat c\u0103 el exist\u0103 pe lume STRICT din motivul c\u0103 distinsa coan\u0103 m\u0103-sa era \u00eenc\u0103 fertil\u0103 (aka apt\u0103 de menstruat) c\u00e2nd au dat-o la mont\u0103 la ta-su, a avut tupeul s\u0103 m\u0103 amenin\u0163e c\u0103 \u00eemi face pagina s\u0103 dispar\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ia, b\u0103, loaz\u0103, s\u0103 te v\u0103d eu pe cretinul de tine cum m\u0103 faci s\u0103 dispar.<\/p>\n

\u015ei de aici, pielea p***ii a umplut mai multe grupuri cu instigare la hate.<\/p>\n

Pas\u0103mite, neajutoratul depedeve intelectual presupusese c\u0103 eu am fa\u0163\u0103 de ejaculare exact aceea\u015fi aversiune isteric\u0103 \u015fi spumeg\u00e2nd\u0103 pe care o are el la tema menstrua\u0163iei. \u015ei a g\u0103sit oameni la fel de pro\u015fti – pu\u0163ini, ce-i drept, un rezultat mai dezam\u0103gitor dec\u00e2t acela al referendumului pentru familie – s\u0103 latre la mine c\u0103 “\u015fi b\u0103ie\u0163ii au secre\u0163ii”.<\/p>\n

Lolol.<\/p>\n

Rezultatul pe care \u00eel anticipa era c\u0103 m\u0103 voi speria eu foarte tare de o asemenea noutate.<\/p>\n

\u00centr-adev\u0103r, vreo patru distru\u015fi din \u0103ia, tip mas\u0103 de manevr\u0103, au \u00eenceput s\u0103 latre fioros la mine f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se \u00eentrebe ce motiv au s-o fac\u0103.<\/p>\n

Rezultatul real a fost c\u0103 pe unii i-am muit, pe unii i-am ejectat, iar pe unul singur, un prost total f\u0103r\u0103 via\u0163\u0103 social\u0103, care mi s-a oplo\u015fit pe pagin\u0103 ore \u00een \u015fir, ca r\u00e2ia\u00a0 pe om, l-am banat, c\u0103 voiam s\u0103 v\u0103d \u015fi eu un film pe Netflix, iar \u0103la posta \u00een ne\u015ftire, comentariu dup\u0103 comentariu, la interval de c\u00e2teva secunde.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 fi investit toat\u0103 aceast\u0103 energie un munc\u0103 \u015fi \u00een ceva constructiv nu i-ar fi dat prin cap.<\/p>\n

Ce e trist legat de creaturile astea f\u0103r\u0103 via\u0163\u0103 sociale, asmu\u0163ibile cu o noutate de tip “\u015fi b\u0103ie\u0163ii au secre\u0163ii”?<\/p>\n

Poate repertoriul lor teribil de iritat de “e\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103, proast\u0103 \u015fi nu te-a\u015f f***”.<\/p>\n

2019, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 cred ni\u015fte idio\u0163i c\u0103 e o tragedie teribil\u0103 a-i spune uneia c\u0103 e ur\u00e2t\u0103, proast\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 nu ai f***-o, c\u00e2nd de fapt tu e\u015fti prostul cu impresia c\u0103 femeile n-ar \u015fti de secre\u0163iile b\u0103ie\u0163ilor \u015fi c\u0103 spui nout\u0103\u0163i,<\/p>\n

Dimpotriv\u0103: e o imens\u0103 u\u015furare. Ideea c\u0103 un prost de genul ar putea vreodat\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi doreasc\u0103 s\u0103 te “f…” e un co\u015fmar \u00een sine. Din p\u0103cate, prostul nu poate s\u0103-\u021bi comunice scurt c\u0103 nu te-ar f***, mai \u0219i insist\u0103 \u00een 50 de comentarii adiacente ce trist e pentru tine c\u0103 nu te-ar f***. De parc\u0103 el ar decide asta. Nu tu.<\/p>\n

Onest, m-ar speria abia dac\u0103 teapa asta de prost funest ar \u00eencepe surprinz\u0103tor \u015fi brusc s\u0103 m\u0103 laude. Ar fi semn c\u0103 fac ceva gre\u015fit.<\/p>\n

\u00centre timp, Tut, am \u015fters comentariile de pe Facebook, s\u0103 nu-i fi venit vreunuia dintre voi ideea imbecil\u0103 s\u0103-mi dea vreun report \u015fi s\u0103-mi iau 30 de zile de ban pentru curul pipernicit al genului de cretin care \u00eenc\u0103 se isterizeaz\u0103 la un text despre menstrua\u0163ie, dar \u00ee\u0163i spun aici.<\/p>\n

M\u0103-ta ne-ar fi f\u0103cut tuturor un bine dac\u0103 nu ar fi avut menstrua\u0163ie. E trist \u015fi tragic c\u0103 din menstrua\u0163ia, ovulele \u015fi uterul unei femei, care s-a chinuit nou\u0103 luni s\u0103 te poarte \u015fi apoi a s\u00e2ngerat lung s\u0103 te nasc\u0103, a ie\u015fit un excrement uman ca tine. Sau poate ai fost produs experimental \u00een eprubet\u0103 – de unde \u015fi nivelul de ignoran\u0163\u0103 agresiv\u0103 legat\u0103 de femei.<\/p>\n

\u015ei \u0163in neap\u0103rat s\u0103-i \u00eentorc promovarea stimabilului idiot. Eu sunt un om care \u015fi-a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at lec\u0163iile de anatomie \u015fi \u015ftie cum func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 aparatul genital masculin. Lua\u0163i voi \u015fi completa\u0163i-i lacunele \u00een materie de ovare, uter, l\u0103uzie, menopauz\u0103, boli venerice. Cumva trebuie s\u0103-l facem pe idiot s\u0103 priceap\u0103 c\u0103 lin\u015fajul online e un lucru ur\u00e2t. Chiar \u00een forma de tentativ\u0103 e\u015fuat\u0103.<\/p>\n

Contul de Facebook al prostului: aici<\/a><\/strong>. Fill in his blanks. Se pare c\u0103 are nevoie.<\/p>\n

Mul\u021bumesc anticipat.<\/p>\n

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