{"id":16502,"date":"2019-01-25T12:53:47","date_gmt":"2019-01-25T09:53:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16502"},"modified":"2019-01-25T12:58:00","modified_gmt":"2019-01-25T09:58:00","slug":"iamoldenoughto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/iamoldenoughto\/","title":{"rendered":"#IAmOLdEnoughTo"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cen ultima vreme, \u00eemi petrec timp \u015fi pe Twitter. Mai citesc p\u0103reri de la extremi\u015fti \u015fi tembeli de toate tipurile, mai dau like la \u0163inute fastuoase de dudui. De-astea.<\/p>\n

Pe Twitter, exist\u0103 trendurile zilei. O parte sunt de tipul #cevaimportantcaresa\u00eent\u00e2mplat\u00eenziuarespectiv\u0103, gen #trumpamaizisoprostie #meghanmarkleeacestkardashianalcaseiregale, #amuritcevavedet\u0103 #adivor\u0163atcevavedet\u0103 sau #dreptatepentrucutare.<\/p>\n

\u015ei exist\u0103 trendurile tip leap\u015f\u0103, de genul #dac\u0103a\u015fc\u00e2\u015ftigaunmilion #citatulmeupreferatdintrunfilm sau #ziuaperfect\u0103.<\/p>\n

Bun.<\/p>\n

Ieri, unul din trenduri era #IAmOldEnoughTo. Iar lumea avea diverse m\u0103rturisiri.<\/p>\n

Unii erau destul de b\u0103tr\u00e2ni s\u0103 fie autosuficien\u0163i: de tipul “\u0103h\u0103h\u0103h\u0103, ficiorii mo\u015fului, nu \u015fti\u0163i voi, dar pe vremea mea se mergea pe jos la \u015fcoal\u0103”, sau “se juca \u015farpe pe Nokia” sau “se b\u0103tea mingea pe maidan”, sau “se fuma prin birouri, \u015fi nu ne exilau \u00een afara cl\u0103dirii”, aka “numai vremea noastr\u0103 a fost valid\u0103 \u015fi autentic\u0103, iar voi, tineretul, nu \u015fti\u0163i s\u0103 \u00eenfige\u0163i laleaua \u00een br\u00e2nz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Al\u0163ii erau destul de b\u0103tr\u00e2ni s\u0103 fie foarte posaci \u015fi sumbri. “Sunt destul de b\u0103tr\u00e2n s\u0103 \u015ftiu ce e diabetul de tip 2, junghiul \u00een spinare, hiperaciditatea gastric\u0103, pampersul pentru adul\u0163i etc.”<\/p>\n

Ceea ce nu \u00een\u0163eleg, \u00eens\u0103: de ce at\u00e2t de pu\u0163ini oameni aleg s\u0103-\u015fi trateze v\u00e2rsta cu umor.<\/p>\n

\u015ei cred c\u0103 eu a\u015f formula a\u015fa:<\/p>\n

“Sunt destul de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftiu ce e vata, dar prefer un tampon cu aripioare oricum, mul\u0163umesc.<\/p>\n

Sunt destul de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftiu ce e dial-up, dar mam\u0103\u0103\u0103 ce sexy e fibra optic\u0103.<\/p>\n

Sunt destul de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 fi c\u0103rat cu c\u00e2rca multe, multe c\u0103r\u0163i paperback, de aceea, ador s\u0103 plimb ditamai biblioteca municipal\u0103 \u00eentr-un kindle.<\/p>\n

Sunt destul de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 fi prins un pic de comunism, de aceea \u00eemi e at\u00e2t de valoroas\u0103 libertatea.<\/p>\n

Sunt destul de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftiu ce \u00eemi face r\u0103u, dar destul de t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eemi fac de cap \u00een continuare.<\/p>\n

Sunt destul de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftiu s\u0103 mestec \u00eencet, dar destul de t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 devorez oricum pe nemestecate.<\/p>\n

Sunt destul de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 evit gropile, dar destul de t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai dau \u00een ele chiar \u015fi a\u015fa, de fun.<\/p>\n

Sunt destul de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 redevin periodic copil, dar n-am ajuns la faza \u00een care s\u0103 fac pe mine. Nu involuntar, cel pu\u0163in.<\/p>\n

Sunt destul de t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi fac opera\u0163ii estetice (explica\u0163ie: azi toate pu\u015ftoaicele de 14 ani cu bani au filler \u00een buze, \u00een frunte \u015fi \u00een fund), dar destul de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 plac exact cum sunt.<\/p>\n

Sunt destul de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eemi citesc semenii f\u0103r\u0103 ochelari, dar destul de t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 le \u015fi spun \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 ce-am citit.<\/p>\n

Sunt destul de t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fac periodic pe proasta, dar destul de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftiu s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2n a\u015fa.<\/p>\n

Sunt destul de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 nu pun botul la vr\u0103jeal\u0103, dar destul de t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 s-o ini\u0163iez eu.<\/p>\n

Serios, lume. Singura arm\u0103 \u00eempotriva v\u00e2rstei este s\u0103 r\u00e2zi tu primul de ea.<\/p>\n

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