{"id":16513,"date":"2019-01-28T11:39:10","date_gmt":"2019-01-28T08:39:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16513"},"modified":"2019-01-28T11:39:10","modified_gmt":"2019-01-28T08:39:10","slug":"posta-redactiei-am-o-aventura-cu-un-coleg-mai-in-varsta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-am-o-aventura-cu-un-coleg-mai-in-varsta\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei: Am o aventur\u0103 cu un coleg mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o trimite\u0163i pe mail, pe birou@lorenalupu.com, \u015fi g\u0103sim o solu\u0163ie, pe care oricum n-o ve\u0163i urma, dar m\u0103car ne distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n

\u015ei misiva de data asta:<\/p>\n

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Hei, Lore,\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

V\u0103d c\u0103 ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 p\u0103strezi anonimatul oamenilor care-\u0163i scriu, de aceea \u00eendr\u0103znesc \u015fi eu s\u0103-\u0163i spun problema mea. De dou\u0103 luni, am o aventur\u0103 cu un coleg mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 de la birou.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

O s\u0103 te rog s\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u00eenjuri foarte tare, m-am purtat exact ca g\u00e2sculi\u0163ele din pove\u015ftile tale, dar, de c\u00e2nd m-am angajat, b\u0103rbatul \u0103sta a fost mereu at\u00e2t de cald, de p\u0103rintesc, mereu gata s\u0103 m\u0103 sus\u0163in\u0103, \u00eemi aducea mereu cafea c\u00e2nd se ducea s\u0103-\u015fi ia pentru el, \u015fi mie mi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat de foarte pu\u0163ine ori ca un b\u0103rbat s\u0103 se poarte a\u015fa cu mine. Eu am ini\u0163iat aventura, eu l-am invitat la mine, pentru c\u0103 am vrut s\u0103 v\u0103d cum e sexul cu un tip care e mereu bl\u00e2nd \u015fi bun. Sexul e minunat, pasional \u015fi tandru, cel mai bun sex din via\u0163a mea.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Partea nasoal\u0103 e c\u0103 omul are 45 de ani \u015fi e \u00eensurat (eu am 24). Mi-am zis c\u0103 nu conteaz\u0103, o s\u0103 m\u0103 bucur de ceea ce avem \u015fi n-o s\u0103 vreau mai mult, dar, de dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, \u00eemi tot spune c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103-mi g\u0103sesc pe cineva de v\u00e2rsta mea, c\u0103 imaginea mea ar avea de suferit dac\u0103 se afl\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 mai bine oprim totul.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dar mie nu \u00eemi trebuie cineva de v\u00e2rsta mea, mie \u00eemi trebuie el. \u015ei nu \u015ftiu de ce nu m\u0103 crede. Oare chiar se teme c\u0103 \u00eemi g\u0103sesc pe cineva \u015fi o s\u0103 sufere? Eu am sentimente pentru el \u015fi nu vreau s\u0103-l pierd.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Ce s\u0103 fac?\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

X.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Drag\u0103 X,<\/p>\n

Nu, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i \u0163in o moral\u0103. E at\u00e2t de trist ce-mi scrii, c\u0103 tataie \u0103sta e printre pu\u0163inii b\u0103rba\u0163i care se poart\u0103 frumos cu tine, c\u0103, privind povestea din perspectiva ta, cred c\u0103 pe moment ai avut dreptate. Sexul cu un om bun \u015fi cumsecade merit\u0103 \u00eencercat. Rectific: e singurul care merit\u0103 practicat. E bine c\u0103 acum ai repere, legat de cum ar trebui s\u0103 arate \u015fi s\u0103 se simt\u0103 o partid\u0103 adev\u0103rat\u0103 de sex. \u015ei nu te vei mul\u0163umi cu mai pu\u0163in.<\/p>\n

Dar noi, oamenii, nu avem doar un coco\u015fel sau o p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103, ci avem \u015fi organul \u0103la erotic numit creier. Care are rostul de a ne proteja g\u00e2tul de ploaie. \u015ei mai are un rost: acela de a judeca lucid situa\u0163iile.<\/p>\n

Tu ai 24 \u015fi nenea are 45? 21 de ani diferen\u0163\u0103, m\u00e2nca-te-ar tata? C\u00e2nd o s\u0103 ai 35 \u015fi o s\u0103 fii o panter\u0103 dezl\u0103n\u0163uit\u0103, \u00een deplin\u0103tatea maturit\u0103\u0163ii erotice, omul va avea 56 \u015fi singurul lui g\u00e2nd de sear\u0103 va fi c\u00e2nd e gata tocana. OK, glumesc. Poate ve\u0163i face \u015fi sex o dat\u0103 pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. Hai, de dou\u0103 ori, cu pastilu\u0163e albastre.<\/p>\n

Apoi: nenea \u0103la are so\u0163ie \u015fi, mai mult ca sigur, copii. Are fra\u0163i, surori, care au \u015fi ei copii. Are p\u0103rin\u0163i de gen 70 de ani. Ditamai familionul de f\u0103cut Cr\u0103ciunuri, Pa\u015fti, cumetrii, \u015fi ghici cine se presupune c\u0103 bag\u0103 munc\u0103 \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie? Exact, nevasta. Oamenii middle-aged au neamuri de nu \u00eencap pe u\u015f\u0103 \u015fi to\u0163i vor cadou de ziua lor.<\/p>\n

Ai avea tu timp \u015fi chef, la 24 de ani ai t\u0103i, de a\u015fa ceva? S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 nu.<\/p>\n

Legat de fazele alea cu oricum \u00ee\u0163i g\u0103se\u015fti unul de v\u00e2rsta ta. \u015fi alte blabla-uri, \u00ee\u0163i vinde sora ta un pont: astea-s vr\u0103jeli de retragere a ambasadelor.<\/p>\n

Mai exact: omul are 45 de ani. I-o fi pl\u0103cut o lun\u0103 – dou\u0103 noutatea, dar \u00eentre timp i-a venit mintea la cap c\u0103 are familie \u015fi e om serios, \u015fi risc\u0103 s\u0103 piard\u0103 tot ce a construit p\u00e2n\u0103 acum pentru ni\u015fte t\u0103v\u0103leal\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei d\u0103 c\u0103tinel-c\u0103tinel check out. Cu pretexte c\u00e2t mai valide, s\u0103-i atenueze vinov\u0103\u0163ia c\u0103, totu\u015fi, e un om de 45 care a cedat unei pu\u015ftoaice. “Las\u0103 c\u0103 nu e mare pierdere, oricum ai op\u0163iuni \u015fi-\u0163i g\u0103se\u015fti tu unul de v\u00e2rsta ta, hai s\u0103 o l\u0103s\u0103m balt\u0103”.<\/p>\n

Pe mine m\u0103 surprinde mereu c\u00e2t de naive sunt femeile \u015fi cum iau \u00eentotdeauna de bun\u0103 vr\u0103jeala de retragere a ambasadelor. Oare chiar crede c\u0103 merit pe cineva mai bun?<\/p>\n

Nu, boss. S-a s\u0103turat de sexul cu tine \u015fi caut\u0103 s\u0103 \u0163i-o spun\u0103 \u00eentr-un mod care s\u0103 nu te determine s\u0103-i faci o tigaie guler.<\/p>\n

Eu pun punctul pe I pentru c\u0103 nu sunt \u00een b\u0103taia tig\u0103ii tale \u015fi \u00eemi permit.<\/p>\n

P\u0103rerea mea e s\u0103-\u0163i impui st\u0103p\u00e2nire de sine, s\u0103 dep\u0103\u015fe\u015fti momentul \u015fi s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi c\u0103 omul nu are cum s\u0103-\u0163i ofere ce-\u0163i dore\u015fti tu. \u015etiu, doare. Vezi c\u0103 au Carrefour batiste de h\u00e2rtie la bax, zece pachete. Bag\u0103 ni\u015fte bocet cu cele mai bune prietene, lua\u0163i ni\u015fte \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103 Nirvana, c\u0103 e at\u00e2t de bun\u0103 de o s\u0103 ui\u0163i de ce pl\u00e2ngeai, \u015fi asum\u0103-\u0163i c\u0103 e gata.<\/p>\n

O s\u0103 vezi, \u00een c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni o s\u0103 doar\u0103 mai pu\u0163in.<\/p>\n

\u015ei pe viitor nu te mai f cu colegi de la munc\u0103. Sexul trece \u015fi dup\u0103 aia totul va fi extrem de incomod \u015fi de jenant, plus c\u0103 dac\u0103 mai \u015fi nimereai un bou, acum \u015ftia tot colectivul de voi \u015fi v\u0103 b\u00e2rfeau pe la spate.<\/p>\n

Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost futil\u0103,<\/p>\n

Lorena.<\/p>\n

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