{"id":16571,"date":"2019-02-05T10:57:46","date_gmt":"2019-02-05T07:57:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16571"},"modified":"2019-02-05T10:59:38","modified_gmt":"2019-02-05T07:59:38","slug":"ssl-si-detectorul-de-gaz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ssl-si-detectorul-de-gaz\/","title":{"rendered":"SSL \u0219i detectorul de gaz"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti femeie, lumea va porni de la prezum\u021bia c\u0103 e\u0219ti proast\u0103. \u0218i va trebui s\u0103 faci \u00een permanen\u021b\u0103 chestia aia pe care eu personal ur\u0103sc s-o fac, \u0219i anume, s\u0103 sco\u021bi p*la la popula\u021bie \u0219i s-o fluturi deasupra capului ca pe lasso, s\u0103 afle c\u0103 nu e cazul.<\/p>\n

Zilele astea, dac\u0103 tot aveam traficul \u0103la parazitar care-mi halea toate resursele blogului, am cump\u0103rat un pachet mai mare de la provider. \u0218i pachetul \u0103sta mare a venit cu certificat SSL inclus.<\/p>\n

Ce e \u0103la?<\/p>\n

E un protocol care garanteaz\u0103 siguran\u021ba siteului. Siteurile unde po\u021bi naviga f\u0103r\u0103 scurgeri de info \u0219i au SSL \u00eencep cu https:\/\/, spre deosebire de alea vulnerabile, care sunt doar http:\/\/.<\/p>\n

OK. \u0218i v\u0103d c\u0103 eu \u00een continuare eram http. \u0218i scriu la nenea provider: p\u0103i SSL-ul meu?<\/p>\n

L-am instalat, doamn\u0103, doar c\u0103 e nevoie s\u0103 apela\u021bi la IT-ist s\u0103 vi-l porneasc\u0103.<\/p>\n

Eu pe bietul IT-ist l-am frecat la icre aceste patru zile de l-am nimicit cu nervii. Am \u00eencercat \u00eempreun\u0103 476489 de solu\u021bii s\u0103 recuper\u0103m siteul. \u0218i am zis: f**k no, nu-l mai chinui pe bietul om, c\u0103 n-a f\u0103cut amor cu mama sau ceva.<\/p>\n

M-am b\u0103gat s\u0103 citesc documenta\u021bia de support wordpress despre SSL. \u0218i am v\u0103zut c\u0103 dac\u0103 ai certificat activ, tot ce ai de f\u0103cut e s\u0103 downloadezi un plugin pe nume Really Simple SSL, \u0219i s\u0103-l activezi, apoi te duci \u00een settings, schimbi adresa siteului cu https:\/\/lorenalupu.com \u0219i gata treaba.<\/p>\n

Dar \u0103\u0219tia crezuser\u0103 cu toat\u0103 onestitatea c\u0103 eu am nevoie de un b\u0103rbat pentru o astfel de bagatel\u0103.<\/p>\n

De ce? Pentru c\u0103 eram femeie, deci automat proast\u0103. Dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi fost content writer b\u0103rbat, m\u0103 creditau cu creier.<\/p>\n

Asta mi-a amintit, acum jum\u0103tate de an, de momentul c\u00e2nd un domn mi-a instalat detector de gaz \u00een apartament. Instalator de mod\u0103 veche, de vreo 65 – 70 de prim\u0103veri, mi-a montat frumos micul aparat alb, \u0219i la final face:<\/p>\n

-Dac\u0103 exist\u0103 scurgere de gaz, se va opri automat, e dr\u0103cia aia mic\u0103 \u00een spatele aragazului, \u00eel chema\u021bi pe domnul administrator s\u0103 v-o trag\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Domnule, dac\u0103 e scurgere de gaz la 1 noaptea, nu \u0219ade frumos s\u0103 deranjezi omul, iar la cafeaua de diminea\u021b\u0103 vreau foc. Hai s\u0103-mi ar\u0103ta\u021bi cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103 dr\u0103cia aia mic\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u0218i-mi arat\u0103. O chestie cu capac de plastic transparent, care acoper\u0103 un lindic ro\u0219u, de care tragi \u00een sus.<\/p>\n

-Asta e tot? m\u0103 mir eu. Pentru at\u00e2ta lucru s\u0103 chem pe domnul administrator s\u0103 mi-o trag\u0103? M\u0103 evalua\u021bi cam ieftin, stimate domn. Hai s\u0103 test\u0103m.<\/p>\n

Iau o brichet\u0103, o plimb prin fa\u021ba senzorului de gaz, \u0103la face piiiiu \u0219i tace. Pornesc aragazul, nimic. Apoi, bag m\u00e2na \u00een spatele aragazului, scot capacul, trag dr\u0103cia \u00een sus. Pornesc din nou aragazul, fssss.<\/p>\n

-Bine, doamn\u0103, face mo\u0219ul.<\/p>\n

-Domnule, noi, femeile independente, ne-o tragem singure. \u0218i avem \u0219i dexteritate \u00een asta!<\/p>\n

Mo\u0219ul a r\u00e2s \u0219i s-a dus s\u0103 monteze la urm\u0103toarele apartamente.<\/p>\n

Dar, serios. Cam c\u00e2t de proast\u0103 s\u0103 par\u0103 o femeie, s\u0103 nu \u0219tie s\u0103 instaleze un plugin \u0219i s\u0103 trag\u0103 de o chestie ro\u0219ie?<\/p>\n

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