{"id":16578,"date":"2019-02-06T09:50:11","date_gmt":"2019-02-06T06:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16578"},"modified":"2019-02-06T10:19:12","modified_gmt":"2019-02-06T07:19:12","slug":"uneori-am-satisfactii-rusinos-de-meschine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/uneori-am-satisfactii-rusinos-de-meschine\/","title":{"rendered":"Uneori, am satisfac\u0163ii ru\u015finos de meschine"},"content":{"rendered":"

Din p\u0103cate, blogul meu a fost f\u0103cut KO \u00een paralel cu Mircea Badea, \u015fi n-am apucat s\u0103 m\u0103 hlizesc porce\u015fte de modul fabulos \u00een care \u015fi-a luat-o pe coaj\u0103. Badea, zic. Nu blogul. Blogul mizeaz\u0103 periodic s-o ia la mufarin\u0103, pentru c\u0103 are o misiune relativ limpede de ap\u0103rare a celui slab \u00eempotriva factorilor de abuz, \u015fi \u015ftii c\u0103 raha\u0163ii vor face rahaturi, pentru c\u0103 asta e natura lor de raha\u0163i.<\/p>\n

Dar Badea nu miza s-o \u00eencaseze telefonat\u0103, din fundul gr\u0103dinii, \u00een primele secunde ale meciului. Badea avea o gur\u0103 c\u00e2t o \u015fur\u0103, tupeu c\u00e2t casa poporului, \u015fi caracteristica tuturor cocalarilor f\u0103r\u0103 sim\u0163ul realit\u0103\u0163ii: un talent teribil de a enerva lume.<\/p>\n

Badea a pornit \u00een meci cu arogan\u0163a infinit\u0103 a t\u00e2rletelui convins c\u0103 soarele r\u0103sare din anusul lui – iar asta face viralul \u0103la \u00een care pic\u0103 precum o c\u00e2rp\u0103 moale la podea, din a doua lovitur\u0103 a sportivului pe care \u00eel tot frecase la icre… \u0103\u0103\u0103, cum ziceam, asta face viralul \u0103la s\u0103 fie at\u00e2t de irezistibil de comic.<\/p>\n

Am r\u00e2s copios. Cum am r\u00e2s copios \u015fi de gluma asta din deschidere, publicat\u0103 de un vecin de Facebook, pe nume Ilie Daniel, care estimez c\u0103 a furat-o \u015fi el de pe net, dar eu la el am v\u0103zut-o.<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 \u00een orice domeniu, exist\u0103 profesioni\u015fti \u015fi exist\u0103 habarni\u015fti. Profesioni\u015ftii muncesc, investesc, pun suflet, nu caut\u0103 scuze, \u015fi, \u00een consecin\u0163\u0103, evolueaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Habarni\u015ftii v\u0103d seria Karate Kid – sau Car\u0103-te, Kid, \u00een \u00een cazul lui Badea – \u015fi au impresia c\u0103 fabulo\u015fenia e transmisibil\u0103 prin ecran sau ceva. Apoi se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc fa\u0163\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 cu cineva care chiar practic\u0103 acel sport, la modul serios, cu antrenamente multiple pe zi, cum se face \u00eendeob\u015fte sportul de performan\u0163\u0103, \u015fi se surp\u0103 precum sloganul \u00cendr\u0103zne\u015fte s\u0103 crezi la prima ordonan\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n

Omul care chiar face sport de performan\u0163\u0103 la modul serios e prea obosit la finalul zilei s\u0103 se mai laude pe Facebook c\u00e2ta vitejie zace \u00een el. Plus c\u0103 \u0103la e perfec\u0163ionist, are mereu ceva de corectat tehnic, vrea mereu mai mult, mai bine, a v\u0103zut ceva nou \u015fi vrea s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e.<\/p>\n

Timp de b\u0103taie cu c\u0103r\u0103mida \u00een piept au nef\u0103c\u0103torii de nimic, t\u0103ietori de frunz\u0103 la c\u00e2ini. Cum nu caut\u0103 s\u0103 investeasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 se implice \u00een nimic la modul serios, au timp s\u0103 tot latre.<\/p>\n

Cam a\u015fa a involuat Mircea Badea \u015fi ca om de televiziune. La \u00eenceput, ca partener al lui Teo, era un tinerel digerabil, promi\u0163\u0103tor, cu oarecare sim\u0163 al umorului. Pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce Tuzgura presei se lungea, an de an, Mirciulic\u0103 investea din ce \u00een ce mai pu\u0163in timp s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 articolele acelea pe care, sanchi, le comenteaz\u0103. De mult timp, cite\u015fte doar titlul, \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 emane generalit\u0103\u0163i, cli\u015fee, penibilit\u0103\u0163i \u015fi arfe de agarici pe marginea lui.<\/p>\n

Mircea Badea e la fel de deprofesionalizat ca om de pres\u0103, precum e de veleitar ca sportiv.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 o singur\u0103 dat\u0103 Tuzgura presei ar fi organizat\u0103 \u00een format debate, cu dou\u0103 birouri, iar la cel\u0103lalt s\u0103 stea un om de pres\u0103 real – Mircea Badea ar fi f\u0103cut KO tot \u00een cinci secunde.<\/p>\n

Adev\u0103rata poant\u0103 a dat-o chiar Mircea Badea. C\u00e2nd a revenit dup\u0103 trei zile pe Facebook \u015fi a declarat c\u0103 “a fost doar o lovitur\u0103 norocoas\u0103”.<\/p>\n

Asta \u00eemi aminte\u015fte de un banc. Puricelui \u00eei pic\u0103 elef\u0103n\u0163ica cu tronc, sare pe ea \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 dea la buci cu pasiune.\u00a0 Dat\u0103 fiind \u00eens\u0103 diferen\u0163a de dimensiune, elef\u0103n\u0163ica habar n-are c\u0103 e \u00een plin act copulativ \u015fi se plimb\u0103 lini\u015ftit\u0103 \u00een p\u0103dure, mai departe. Deodat\u0103, calc\u0103 pe un pietroi mai col\u0163uros, \u015fi strig\u0103:<\/p>\n

-Au-au-au!<\/p>\n

-A\u015f\u015faaaa, geme puricele, zbiar\u0103 \u00een p*l\u0103, bestie nes\u0103tul\u0103!<\/p>\n

Cam \u0103sta e nivelul de rupere de realitate.<\/p>\n

Bancul cu Mirciulic\u0103, buze reci, un clasic al genului, \u00eel g\u0103si\u0163i aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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