{"id":1660,"date":"2009-09-05T00:14:41","date_gmt":"2009-09-04T21:14:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=1660"},"modified":"2009-09-05T00:14:41","modified_gmt":"2009-09-04T21:14:41","slug":"az-suntem-lorzii-borzilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/az-suntem-lorzii-borzilor\/","title":{"rendered":"Azi suntem lorzii borzilor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u015ei ne d\u0103m mari \u00een Japonia. \u00cen Parcul Izvor, care s-a transformat \u00een Izvor de Bere pentru acest weekend, trimi\u0163\u00e2ndu-l pe nea Cohen la Her\u0103str\u0103u.<br \/>\nSursa mea de fun pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103 a fost r\u0103zboiul de declara\u0163ii \u0163\u00e2fnoase \u00een pres\u0103 dintre \u015fefimea Events (tata concertului Cohen) \u015fi \u015fefimea Emagic Entertainment (tata lu&#8217; Tuborg Green Fest). Events pas\u0103mite a aranjat s\u0103-l plaseze pe nenea Cohen \u00een Pia\u0163a Constitu\u0163iei. Buooon, f\u0103 afi\u015fe, f\u0103 tamtam, promovare, una-alta&#8230;<br \/>\nApoi s-au pomenit Emagic \u015fi Tuborg c\u0103 nu pot face festival dec\u00e2t suprapus peste nea Cohen. \u015ei \u00een Parcul Izvor, adic\u0103 nu doar suprapus, dar \u015fi bot \u00een bot. Dezavantaj la decibeli: Cohen.<br \/>\nDrept pt. care Events \u015fi-au adunat juc\u0103riile \u015fi s-au mutat pe Iolanda Bala\u015f Soter, nu \u00eenainte de a azv\u00e2rli o g\u0103leat\u0103 de secre\u0163ii nazale \u015fi lacrimale peste capul \u015fefimii Emagic. \u0102\u015ftia, la r\u00e2ndul lor, n-au recunoscut b\u0103rb\u0103te\u015fte: &#8220;B\u0103i, v-am futut, da&#8217; pl\u0103tim avortul!&#8221; (doar sunt rom\u00e2ni, nu? :D), ci au dat poalele peste cap, \u015fi le-au mai oferit rivalilor o presta\u0163ie oral\u0103. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.antena3.ro\/stiri\/cultura\/leonard-cohen-mutat-de-tuborg-pe-stadionul-iolanda-balas-organizatorii-celor-doua-evenimente-in-conflict_78884.html\"> C-a\u015fa-i \u00een <del datetime=\"2009-09-04T21:21:42+00:00\">tenis<\/del> \u015foubiz! <\/a><\/p>\n<p>Eniuei, Guano Apes rulzzzzz! S\u0103 nu uit\u0103m de <!--more--> melodia cea mai adecvat\u0103 pentru amor cu n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103i pe care am \u00eent\u00e2lnit-o vreodat\u0103:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/n8OSWe82rsk?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Singura mea mirare: de ce nu pl\u00e2ng TVR \u015fi organizatorii Cerbului de Aur din cauza concuren\u0163ei neloiale a Capitalei?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u015ei ne d\u0103m mari \u00een Japonia. \u00cen Parcul Izvor, care s-a transformat \u00een Izvor de Bere pentru acest weekend, trimi\u0163\u00e2ndu-l pe nea Cohen la&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}