{"id":16642,"date":"2019-02-13T11:04:40","date_gmt":"2019-02-13T08:04:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16642"},"modified":"2019-02-13T11:04:40","modified_gmt":"2019-02-13T08:04:40","slug":"scurta-povestioara-de-valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/scurta-povestioara-de-valentines-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Scurt\u0103 povestioar\u0103 de Valentine’s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Era odat\u0103 un star foarte mi\u015fto. \u015ei starul cel mi\u015fto avea un fan entuziast pe Facebook \u015fi Instagram. Orice ar fi postat vedeta, fanul era “oh, da, yes god, \u00eemi place, c\u00e2t de tare, fabulo\u015fenie maxim\u0103, rupe f\u00e2\u015ful!”.<\/p>\n

Apoi se treze\u015fte starul:<\/p>\n

Starul: Salut.
\nFanul: Bun\u0103, e\u015fti genial, e\u015fti ce voiam eu s\u0103 fiu c\u00e2nd m\u0103 f\u0103ceam mare, keep up the good work.
\nStarul: Am remarcat c\u0103 e\u015fti foarte cute \u015fi supportive.
\nFanul (scurt moment de reculegere. Apoi \u00een g\u00e2nd): B\u0103ga-mi-a\u015f p*** \u00een smoal\u0103, chiar nu pot \u015fi eu s\u0103 fiu un stan lini\u015ftit care se pierde \u00een mul\u0163ime.<\/p>\n

Starul: Nu zici nimic?
\nFanul: \u00ce\u0163i a\u015ftept cu entuziasm noul album.
\nStarul: At\u00e2t?
\nFanul: Serios, \u00eemi place ce faci. \u015ei \u00eemi doresc foarte tare s\u0103 \u00eemi plac\u0103 ce faci \u00een continuare. Hai s\u0103 nu ne stric\u0103m fascina\u0163ia.
\nStarul: \u0102\u0103, ok.<\/p>\n

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S\u0103 mori tu.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

S\u0103 mor io.<\/p>\n

Foto: pixabay.com.<\/p>\n

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Era odat\u0103 un star foarte mi\u015fto. \u015ei starul cel mi\u015fto avea un fan entuziast pe Facebook \u015fi Instagram. Orice ar fi postat vedeta, fanul...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/valentines-day.jpg?fit=640%2C426&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16642"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16644,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16642\/revisions\/16644"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}