{"id":16671,"date":"2019-02-17T12:10:31","date_gmt":"2019-02-17T09:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16671"},"modified":"2019-02-17T12:10:31","modified_gmt":"2019-02-17T09:10:31","slug":"viata-de-cap-patrat-trebuie-sa-fie-extrem-de-plictisitoare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/viata-de-cap-patrat-trebuie-sa-fie-extrem-de-plictisitoare\/","title":{"rendered":"Via\u021ba de cap p\u0103trat trebuie s\u0103 fie extrem de plictisitoare"},"content":{"rendered":"

Aveam patru ani, c\u00e2nd m-a prins maic\u0103-mea prima oar\u0103 \u00een fardurile ei. \u00cenc\u0103 nu divor\u021base de tata, \u00eenc\u0103 nu renun\u021base la cochet\u0103rie. Se machia \u00een fiecare zi la fel: cu un strat pal de albastru pe pleoape, \u0219i cu creion negru. Erau ni\u0219te farduri colorate, pr\u0103foase, cam cum erau toate fardurile pe vremea aceea, \u00een pale\u021bic\u0103 mai era ni\u0219te verde, ni\u0219te alb, ni\u0219te roz, dar ea f\u0103cuse gaur\u0103 \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 culoare. Albastru.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd a dat maic\u0103-mea de mine, eu aveam verde, roz \u0219i alb p\u00e2n\u0103 la b\u0103rbie, \u0219i cu colorantul de la o gum\u0103 de mestecat \u00een form\u0103 de bilu\u021be ro\u0219ii care venea din Ungaria, \u00eemi pictasem ni\u0219te superbe buze ro\u0219ii, triple fa\u021b\u0103 de c\u00e2t erau. Pas\u0103mite, v\u0103zusem \u00een viitor \u0219i mi se ar\u0103tase fillerul sau ceva.<\/p>\n

-Vai, \u00een ce hal po\u021bi s\u0103 ar\u0103\u021bi. Numai curvele se machiaz\u0103 a\u0219a, a decretat maic\u0103-mea \u0219i \u0219i-a recuperat fardurile.<\/p>\n

Numai curvele se machiau creativ. Numai curvele se \u00eembr\u0103cau interesant. Numai curvele spuneau liber tot ce le trecea prin cap. Numai curvele cereau bani pe munca lor. Numai curvele tr\u0103iau.<\/p>\n

Deja pe la 14 ani, le invidiam pe curve din to\u0163i r\u0103runchii sufletului meu.<\/p>\n

Apoi, am plecat de acas\u0103, \u015fi am \u00eenceput s\u0103 cunosc oameni. Pe de o parte, oamenii liberi pe interior, care \u015ftiu c\u0103 exist\u0103 o mie de moduri de a ajunge din punctul A \u00een punctul B, \u015fi dac\u0103 nu e\u015fti pe grab\u0103, labirintul e o solu\u0163ie la fel de valabil\u0103 cum e linia dreapt\u0103. \u015ei pe de alta, creaturile alea \u00eengrozitoare care \u00eel au mereu pe “a\u015fa se face \u015fi nu altfel!” \u00een m\u00e2nec\u0103.<\/p>\n

O v\u0103d pe conturi social media de fashion. Mereu e cineva s\u0103 urle c\u0103 nu a\u015fa se face \u015fi nu a\u015fa se poart\u0103. Nu a\u015fa se face de c\u0103tre cine? Poate de c\u0103tre tine, dar pentru asta, ai peretele t\u0103u, s\u0103 faci exact ce vrei.<\/p>\n

O v\u0103d pe conturi social media de makeup. Mereu e cineva s\u0103 urle c\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0163i st\u0103 bine \u015fi c\u0103 “te slu\u0163e\u015fti”. De parc\u0103 a\u015f fi pozat vreodat\u0103 \u00een Frumoasa P\u0103m\u00e2ntului \u015fi m-ar fi preocupat s\u0103 transmit ideea de frumuse\u0163e conven\u0163ional\u0103.<\/p>\n

O v\u0103d pe conturi social media de cooking. Prezint\u0103 unii o re\u0163et\u0103 reinterpretat\u0103 creativ? Hopa o nefe din pleistocen: Nu a\u015fa se face, nu se pune cutare, ci cutare, habar n-ai!”.<\/p>\n

De fiecare dat\u0103, ideea fix\u0103 \u015fi stupid\u0103 vine \u00een asocia\u0163ie cu prezum\u0163ia c\u0103 nu \u015ftii despre ce e vorba \u00een propozi\u0163ie \u015fi c\u0103 el, fixistul sau fixista, te \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 pe tine unicul mod prin care se \u00eenfige laleaua-n br\u00e2nz\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei de fiecare dat\u0103, ideea fix\u0103 vine \u00een asocia\u0163ie cu o ton\u0103 de ostilitate.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 voi pescui vreodat\u0103 pe\u015fti\u015forul de aur, \u00eei voi cere aplica\u0163ia BocanculVirtual. De cum se g\u0103se\u015fte careva cu preten\u0163ia c\u0103 te \u015fcole\u015fte, \u015fi c\u0103 el de\u0163ine re\u0163eta ultim\u0103 \u015fi definitiv\u0103, \u015fi c\u0103 numai a\u015fa se face, jeap bocancul din monitor, preferabil cu cuie din talp\u0103, s\u0103-l lase cu s\u00e2nge \u015fi cicatrici. Pentru c\u0103 idio\u0163enia – c\u0103 \u00een definitiv, siguran\u0163a asta pe unicitatea solu\u0163iei tale nu poate coexista dec\u00e2t cu prostie neagr\u0103 \u015fi dens\u0103 ca za\u0163ul de cafea – nu se poate atenua cu duhul bl\u00e2nde\u0163ii. Idio\u0163enia trebuie tratat\u0103 prin abuz, b\u0103taie p\u00e2n\u0103 la s\u00e2nge, alternativ cu: “Zi, f\u0103, proasta pluii, se pot face sarmale \u015fi cu pui \u015fi morcovi ra\u015fi dac\u0103 a\u015fa are chef portofelul meu?” “Nu.” “P\u0103i, fecundatu-\u0163i mor\u0163ii t\u0103i de fixista verdictoloag\u0103 a mor\u0163ilor m\u0103-tii, \u0163ine”. Runda a doua de bocanci \u00een gur\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd prostul sau proasta pricepe c\u0103 la tine \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie sarmalele se fac cum binevoie\u015fte distinsa-\u0163i p**\u0103 \u015fi nu e nimic \u00een neregul\u0103 cu asta. E liber(\u0103) s\u0103 se inspire, dac\u0103 vrea, s\u0103 ignore, dac\u0103 i se pare neconcordant cu ce a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at-o m\u0103-sa, dar nu s\u0103 se \u00eensc\u0103uneze verdictolog peste via\u0163a ta.<\/p>\n

Parc\u0103 aud, arc peste timp: “Numai curvele pun pui \u015fi morcov ras \u00een sarmale.”<\/p>\n

Avantaj curvele, c\u0103 nu tr\u0103iesc via\u0163a plicticos \u015fi monoton.<\/p>\n

Dar voi, creierele p\u0103trate cu mintea \u00een col\u0163uri, nu v\u0103 plictisi\u0163i s\u0103 face\u0163i \u00een fiecare zi acela\u015fi look de nuan\u0163e \u015fterse \u015fi neutre, probabil din aceea\u015fi pale\u0163ic\u0103 de patru farduri, pe care o folosi\u0163i p\u00e2n\u0103 da\u0163i de fund? Nu v\u0103 plictisi\u0163i s\u0103 pune\u0163i zi de zi acelea\u015fi ingrediente \u00een ciorb\u0103? Nu v\u0103 plictisi\u0163i s\u0103 fi\u0163i robo\u0163i care execut\u0103 ma\u015final taskuri?<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd faci a mia oar\u0103 \u00een via\u0163a ta ciorb\u0103 de cartofi, nu te trece un fior, oare cum ar fi s\u0103-i adaug, m\u0103car cu titlu de experiment, 100 de grame de broccoli decongelat \u015fi s\u0103 c\u0103lesc, m\u0103car o dat\u0103, praz \u00een loc de ceap\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eencerc ceva nou?<\/p>\n

Poate nu iese str\u0103lucit. Poate iese un rahat. Dar m\u0103car am \u00eencercat.<\/p>\n

Nu e trist, \u00eentr-o lume cu at\u00e2tea culori, s\u0103 te dai mereu cu\u00a0 neutre plictisitoare \u015fi safe? Sau nici m\u0103car asta, s-o iei \u00een bra\u0163e pe aia cu eu nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 m\u0103 fardez \u015fi nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163?<\/p>\n

\u015ei, m\u0103 rog, \u00een ce te prive\u015fte pe tine, e via\u0163a ta. E\u015fti liber s-o tr\u0103ie\u015fti c\u00e2t de plicticos vrei tu.\u00a0 S\u0103 fii c\u00e2t de neinspirat(\u0103), neinspirant(\u0103), fad(\u0103), antipatic(\u0103) \u015fi anticlimactic(\u0103) vrei tu.<\/p>\n

Dar m\u0103car nu \u00eencerca s\u0103-i t\u00e2r\u0103\u015fti \u015fi pe al\u0163ii spre aceea\u015fi mentalitate. S\u0103-i faci pe str\u0103ini care, slav\u0103 Domnului, n-au nici o treab\u0103 cu tine, sclavii fixismului \u015fi preconcep\u0163iilor tale.<\/p>\n

Las\u0103-i pe oameni s\u0103 experimenteze. S\u0103 \u00eencerce culori noi, gusturi noi, lookuri noi, s\u0103 fie nebuni, excentrici \u015fi liberi. Un astfel de mod de a tr\u0103i e de o mie de ori mai satisf\u0103c\u0103tor dec\u00e2t “a\u015fa se face”.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 eu, \u00eentr-o zi, m\u0103 dau pe ochi cu oranj, verde \u015fi mov, sau dac\u0103 bloggerul culinar cutare vine cu o re\u0163et\u0103 de musaca cu n\u0103ut, quinoa, vinete, dovlecei \u015fi ro\u015fii, nu e pentru c\u0103 nu \u015ftim cum “se face” \u00een mintea \u00een\u0163epenit\u0103 pe pilot automat a unora ca voi.<\/p>\n

Ci e pentru c\u0103 noi ALEGEM S\u0102 experiment\u0103m.<\/p>\n

Experimentul poate ie\u015fi bine sau prost. Dar ca s\u0103 te califici s\u0103-l judeci trebuie, pe pu\u0163in, s\u0103 te pui \u00een acela\u015fi mindset. S\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi inten\u0163ia creativ\u0103. C\u00e2nd vii cu “nu a\u015fa se face”, vii dintr-un loc al prostiei \u00eenchistate \u015fi seci.<\/p>\n

Nu cred c\u0103 exist\u0103 o form\u0103 de via\u0163\u0103 mai trist\u0103 \u015fi mai goal\u0103.<\/p>\n

Cititorii mei mai tineri, v\u0103 rog din inim\u0103, oric\u00e2te lovituri v-ar rezerva via\u0163a, nu-i permite\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 transforme \u00een acest gen de oameni. G\u00e2ndi\u0163i cu mintea voastr\u0103. A g\u00e2ndi liber e gratis, \u015fi a ie\u015fi din tipare e o eliberare.<\/p>\n

Ca s\u0103-i r\u0103spund, peste decenii, mamei: P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, de ce s\u0103 se bucure numai curvele de luxul libert\u0103\u0163ii?<\/p>\n

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