\u00cen general, metodologia de lucru a t\u00e2rletelui prost de Facebook e precum urmeaz\u0103. Se uit\u0103 pe poze. Dac\u0103 percepe defecte, nu se bag\u0103. Dar dac\u0103 pe una o g\u0103se\u015fte “consumabil\u0103”, tab\u0103r\u0103 cu aten\u0163ia gre\u0163oas\u0103 pe ea.
\nMesaje private de toat\u0103 jena, insisten\u0163e t\u00e2mpite, insulte de cer\u015fit aten\u0163ia. Tot arsenalul vomitiv de pickup artistry \u015fi de manosphere cu care se \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 cretinii unii pe al\u0163ii s\u0103 h\u0103r\u0163uiasc\u0103, s\u0103 agaseze, s\u0103 enerveze \u015fi s\u0103 streseze femei. <\/p>\n
Apoi tot ei dau un articol indignat s\u0103 critice c\u0103 femeile se ur\u00e2\u0163esc voluntar.
\nSe ur\u00e2\u0163esc s\u0103 scape de voi, incelilor. <\/p>\n
Neav\u00e2nd parte de at\u00e2ta deranj de proast\u0103 calitate, nu le piere cheful.<\/strong><\/p>\n Vai, Lorena, dar pe tine chiar te afecteaz\u0103 mesaje private idioate de la m\u00e2rlani? Nu e ceva ce-\u0163i propui s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple. \u015etii c\u0103 nu to\u0163i sunt a\u015fa, cum \u015fi ginecologul \u015ftie c\u0103 nu toate p\u0103s\u0103ricile au labii vine\u0163ii at\u00e2rn\u0103toare \u015fi floac\u0103 neglijent\u0103. Dar nu e un fenomen pe care s\u0103-l po\u0163i controla. \u0162i se taie visceral, instinctual, \u015fi \u00een secunda \u00een care unul \u00ee\u0163i posteaz\u0103 un compliment, creierul t\u0103u ruleaz\u0103 deja \u00een avans cum tu explici c\u0103 nu e\u015fti la ag\u0103\u0163at pe net \u015fi \u0103la se lanseaz\u0103 \u00een alte insulte, \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i mai moare pu\u0163in. Ajungi s\u0103 preferi interac\u0163iunea strict prieteneasc\u0103, sau strict business, pentru c\u0103 ai acumulat un z\u0103c\u0103m\u00e2nt de dezgust, de s\u0103 paveze cu el guvernul toate viitoarele autostr\u0103zi. <\/p>\n Fetele grase nu au to\u0163i ace\u015fti kk\u0163i cu ochi care se dau coco\u015fi. \u015ei atunci, libidoul lor r\u0103m\u00e2ne intact \u015fi nealterat, \u015fi pofta de a cunoa\u015fte \u015fi a flirta cu b\u0103rba\u0163i e tot acolo. <\/p>\n Nimeni nu caut\u0103 s\u0103 le treac\u0103 \u00een r\u0103boj.<\/strong><\/p>\n Enter sexul de palmares. \u0102ia care se laud\u0103 cu cuceririle lor, de parc\u0103 ar fi colec\u0163ionari de timbre care au \u015fi Cap de Zimbru, \u015fi edi\u0163ia cu Camil Petrescu, \u015fi Anemone. Nimeni nu le ia de g\u00e2sculi\u0163e<\/strong><\/p>\n Oric\u00e2t de bine ai scrie \u015fi de limpede ai argumenta, o parte din animalele proaste tot vor c\u0103uta cu sila s\u0103 te trateze ca pe o g\u00e2sculi\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 te ia cu “las\u0103 textele, pune mai multe poze” \u015fi cu “p\u0103pu\u015fica \/ pisi \/ frumoasa”. \u015ei cu vr\u0103jeli diabetice de un stupid dureros, pentru c\u0103 “asta merge la femei”. <\/p>\n \u015ei, pentru c\u0103 to\u0163i ace\u015fti ipochimeni jalnici nu exist\u0103 din start, r\u0103m\u00e2n doar b\u0103ie\u0163ii care sunt realmente interesa\u0163i de ele ca persoane.<\/strong><\/p>\n B\u0103rba\u0163ii c\u0103rora le placi ca om \u00een primul r\u00e2nd se v\u0103d \u015fi se simt. Au o form\u0103 de respect simplu, normal, de la egal la egal, \u015fi o afec\u0163iune care se remarc\u0103, dar nu se l\u0103f\u0103ie pe to\u0163i pere\u0163ii a melodram\u0103 \u015fi a marasm. B\u0103rba\u0163ii c\u0103rora le placi \u00een primul r\u00e2nd ca om probabil c\u0103 nu te-ar refuza, dac\u0103 le-ai cere un date \u015fi o partid\u0103 de sex, dar nu caut\u0103 s\u0103 extrag\u0103 asta din tine cu forcepsul \u015fi cu mulg\u0103toarea de vaci. Pentru c\u0103 sunt con\u015ftien\u0163i c\u0103 tu ca om \u00eensemni mult mai mult dec\u00e2t un loc\u015for umed \u00een care s\u0103-\u015fi \u00eendese penisul. <\/p>\n \u015ei atunci, aten\u0163ia acestor b\u0103rba\u0163i e de obicei pl\u0103cut\u0103, sincer\u0103, cald\u0103 \u015fi normal\u0103. Chiar te po\u0163i relaxa \u00een prezen\u0163a lor \u015fi po\u0163i fi tu \u00eens\u0103\u0163i, s\u0103 renun\u0163i la pozi\u0163ia de ofi\u0163er SS \u00een care te pun m\u00e2rl\u0103niile de la cocalari.<\/p>\n Iar o femeie care are parte DOAR de acest tip de aten\u0163ie vede doar ce e mai bun \u00een b\u0103rba\u0163i. B\u0103rbatul afectuos, iubitor, care vrea s\u0103 te fac\u0103 s\u0103 te sim\u0163i minunat pe toate planurile. Da, \u015fi \u00een pat. <\/p>\n Avantaj: femeile grase. <\/p>\n Foto: Cosmopolitan. <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** St\u0103team de vorb\u0103 cu o prieten\u0103 gras\u0103. Nu, nu e cazul s\u0103 s\u0103ri\u0163i c\u0103 o fac gras\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 e o jignire. 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\nEmo\u0163ional nu m\u0103 afecteaz\u0103, c\u0103 nu permit. Nu iau cu valoare de adev\u0103r b\u0103\u015finile min\u0163ii pe care le expectoreaz\u0103 \u0103ia. Dar cu fiecare \u0163op\u00e2rl\u0103nie \u00eemi mai moare un pic atrac\u0163ia sexual\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de b\u0103rba\u0163i, a\u015fa cum un ginecolog se imunizeaz\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de organul genital feminin dup\u0103 ce vede mii de exemplare ur\u00e2te ca noaptea. <\/p>\n
\n\u015ei ignor\u0103 c\u0103 persoanele pe care se chinuie s\u0103 le bifeze, s\u0103 le treac\u0103 la catastiful de fxxxte sunt oameni vii, cu emo\u0163ii \u015fi sentimente, nu \u015ferve\u0163ele de unic\u0103 folosin\u0163\u0103. \u015ei v\u0103 asigur, e genul de ipostaz\u0103 \u00een care nici un om cu inim\u0103 \u015fi suflet nu-\u015fi dore\u015fte s\u0103 fie.
\nSpre norocul meu, am aceast\u0103 intui\u0163ie porceasc\u0103, \u015fi m\u0103 prind din trei replici c\u00e2nd e tentativ\u0103 de ag\u0103\u0163at pentru palmares, \u015fi, \u0103\u0103\u0103, nu. Nimeni nu se va folosi de intimitatea mea s\u0103 se dea mare \u00een fa\u0163a altor raha\u0163i cu ochi c\u0103 uite, a fxxxt-o \u015fi pe aia.
\nGrasele nu sunt v\u00e2nat trofeu pentru nimeni, nu te invidiaz\u0103 masa de be\u0163ivi dac\u0103 te lauzi cu ele, prin urmare, sunt scutite de acest tip de deranj. <\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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