{"id":1675,"date":"2009-09-09T11:42:33","date_gmt":"2009-09-09T08:42:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=1675"},"modified":"2009-09-09T11:42:33","modified_gmt":"2009-09-09T08:42:33","slug":"nasterea-domnului-modern-version","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nasterea-domnului-modern-version\/","title":{"rendered":"Na\u015fterea Domnului (modern version)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>AVERTISMENT: textul care urmeaz\u0103 e un banc imbecil. Cine nu \u00eel ia ca atare, \u015fi simte impulsul s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 predici pe aici, e rugat s\u0103 plimbe ursul. Mul\u0163umim anticipat!<\/p>\n<p>lorena lupu: nu te impacienta. oricum, am facut o indigestie pe fond nervos<br \/>\nlorena lupu: si mi-am petrecut aceste zile mai mult in locul unde si regele merge pe jos<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/mariancoman.wordpress.com\">marian coman<\/a>: nasol. vrei sa-ti aduc hirtie igienica? \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nlorena lupu: mai degraba emetiral if u see what i mean<br \/>\nmarian coman: uh&#8230; e bun ematostop<br \/>\nlorena lupu: singurul lucru pe care stomacul meu l-a tolerat zilele astea e sucul teddy<br \/>\nmarian coman: iti spun eu: supa de pui face minuni. nasol insa ca nu stii sa gatesti<br \/>\nlorena lupu: si ciudat,,, cafeaua neagra<br \/>\nlorena lupu: nu imi vorbi de supa ca imi vine rau<br \/>\nlorena lupu: si nu am facut sex de multe luni, altfel ma suspectam de o sarcina \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nmarian coman: \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nlorena lupu: atat mi-e de greata<br \/>\nlorena lupu: poate sunt a doua maica precista<br \/>\nmarian coman: da&#8230; ca tot a fost ieri ziua ei<br \/>\nlorena lupu: aoleeeeu!!! la multi ani!!!<br \/>\nlorena lupu: scuzeeee<br \/>\nlorena lupu: nu le am cu calendarul ortodox deloc<br \/>\nmarian coman: nici eu. dar aflu de zilele astea cind imi bat colegii obrazul ca nu dau de baut.<br \/>\nmarian coman: \ud83d\ude00 si atunci ma simt si ma duc dupa bere<br \/>\nlorena lupu: deci, o sa aflam curand daca voi da nastere lui mesia, sau nu<br \/>\nlorena lupu: oricum, trebuia sa fiu virgina pt afacerea asta \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nmarian coman: &#8220;umbla-n sus si umbla-n jos&#8221;&#8230;<!--more--><br \/>\nlorena lupu: ceea ce chiar sunt, dar nu unde trebuie<br \/>\nlorena lupu: \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nmarian coman: \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nlorena lupu: geniala asta cu &#8220;umbla-n sus si umbla-n jos&#8221; =)) =))<br \/>\nlorena lupu: sau poate mesia va veni a doua oara din locul unde sunt eu virgina\u00a0\u00a0 =)) =)) =))<br \/>\nmarian coman: sint versuri dintr-un colind. mereu m-am intrebat ce e cu nehotarirea femeii asteia care umbla-n sus sin-n jos ca sa-l nasca pe hristos. stai, fa, locului si naste. ce tot te invirti atita \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nmarian coman: =))<br \/>\nlorena lupu: nu se uita colegii ciudat la tine ca te strici de ras in fata calculatorului?<br \/>\nmarian coman: nope. sint singur in birou. si de-abia rid fiindca ma doare maseaua. rid in gind<br \/>\nlorena lupu: aaaaaaaaaaa<br \/>\nlorena lupu: sorry<br \/>\nlorena lupu: eu te mulg de suport emotional, si tu suferi la randu-ti<br \/>\nmarian coman: adica dau sa rid si ma secera cretina. miine ma duc sa o scot<br \/>\nlorena lupu: barbatii astia in zodia balantei ar trebui luati pe sus si tarati la altar, pt. ca talentul lor de a empatiza ii face soti perfecti<br \/>\nlorena lupu: numai ca nu te vad apucandu-te de cizmarie pt a recrea mitul biblic \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nmarian coman: \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AVERTISMENT: textul care urmeaz\u0103 e un banc imbecil. 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