{"id":168,"date":"2008-06-09T07:30:59","date_gmt":"2008-06-09T04:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=168"},"modified":"2008-06-09T07:30:59","modified_gmt":"2008-06-09T04:30:59","slug":"de-ce-iubim-pisoii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/de-ce-iubim-pisoii\/","title":{"rendered":"De ce iubim pisoii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru c\u0103 au botic dr\u0103g\u0103la\u015f \u015fi curios, care vrea s\u0103 adulmece \u015fi s\u0103 exploreze totul, \u015fi uneori \u00eempungaci, c\u00e2nd anim\u0103lu\u0163ul vrea s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi fac\u0103 sim\u0163it\u0103 prezen\u0163a.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 au burtic\u0103 moale, cald\u0103 \u015fi propice s\u0103rut\u0103rilor, pentru c\u0103 au ochi mari, mira\u0163i \u015fi verzi ca marea, pentru c\u0103 au l\u0103bu\u0163e caraghioase ca ni\u015fte perni\u0163e, care scap\u0103 ne\u00eendem\u00e2natic toate juc\u0103riile, \u015fi le oblig\u0103 la o perpetu\u0103 joac\u0103.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 trupu\u015forul lor catifelat \u00ee\u0163i preia parfumul, c\u00e2nd \u00eei str\u00e2ngi la piept, \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 miroas\u0103 a tine.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 uneori se bag\u0103 \u00een ma\u015fina de sp\u0103lat, sau \u00een c\u00e2te o lad\u0103, dar uit\u0103 coada afar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi g\u0103sesc de joac\u0103 uneori cu cele mai n\u0103stru\u015fnice obiecte, \u015fi \u00een cele mai amuzante feluri.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 uneori, c\u00e2nd dormi, se cuib\u0103resc l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine \u015fi-\u0163i \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015feaz\u0103 g\u00e2tul cu l\u0103bu\u0163ele, ca ni\u015fte copila\u015fi.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 alteori au chef de joac\u0103, nu te las\u0103 s\u0103 dormi \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i reamintesc expresii argotice pe care nici nu visai c\u0103 le \u015ftii.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 dac\u0103 le m\u00e2ng\u00e2i b\u0103rbia, se abandoneaz\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 toarc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 dorm \u00een pozi\u0163ii absolut bizare &#8211; 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