{"id":16871,"date":"2019-03-13T11:12:05","date_gmt":"2019-03-13T08:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=16871"},"modified":"2019-03-13T11:14:21","modified_gmt":"2019-03-13T08:14:21","slug":"posta-redactiei-m-ai-dezamagit-foarte-tare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-m-ai-dezamagit-foarte-tare\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei: M-ai dezam\u0103git foarte tare!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o trimite\u0163i pe mail, pe birou@lorenalupu.com, \u015fi g\u0103sim o solu\u0163ie, pe care oricum n-o ve\u0163i urma, dar m\u0103car ne distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei misiva de data asta:<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Vreau s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 m-ai dezam\u0103git cumplit.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Te admiram, te pl\u0103ceam \u015fi te citeam, erai femeia perfect\u0103 din punctul meu de vedere. De c\u00e2te ori luam o decizie, m\u0103 \u00eentrebam ce ar face Lorena acum. Te citesc de doi ani \u015fi cred c\u0103 nu am ratat nici un text, po\u0163i s\u0103-mi dai lucrare de control. Iar tu, femeia pe care o admir m\u0103 trimi\u0163i la videochat! Nu la \u015fcoal\u0103, nu la bibliotec\u0103 ci la videochat! M\u0103 trimi\u0163i s\u0103 \u00eemi ar\u0103t p\u0103s\u0103rica pe net pentru bani.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Serios Lorena?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>De ce s\u0103 te prostituezi public\u00e2nd astfel de reclame, de ce s\u0103 te reduci la nivelul Libertatea \u015fi Cancan, de ce s\u0103 \u00eendemni femeile la o meserie josnic\u0103, de ce s\u0103 faci tu una ca asta Lorena?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Nu \u015ftiu sincer dac\u0103 mai vreau s\u0103 te citesc. Nu e\u015fti cu nimic diferit\u0103 de altele.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>X.&#8221;\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Drag\u0103 X.,<\/p>\n<p>Chiar te rog din inim\u0103, din str\u0103fundul baierelor sufletului meu, nu m\u0103 mai citi. Ai impresia c\u0103 \u00eemi faci o favoare c\u0103 m\u0103 cite\u015fti? Textele astea sunt ca o cutie cu bomboane puse gratis s\u0103 se serveasc\u0103 publicul. Ai impresia c\u0103 faci o favoare gazdei c\u0103 bagi pumnul \u015fi iei zilnic o m\u00e2n\u0103 de bomboane, dar nu ar\u0103\u0163i m\u0103car un semn al reciproc\u0103rii niciodat\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>Genul t\u0103u de cititor entitled, care are impresia c\u0103 iau procent din abonamentul lui de net sau ceva, mi-e profund antipatic. C\u0103 nu mai m\u0103n\u00e2nci din pralinele mele? Da&#8217; chiar te rog. Las\u0103-i pe cei care \u015ftiu s\u0103 aprecieze \u015fi s\u0103 respecte oferta. Nu suf\u0103r de sadomasochism, nu vreau s\u0103 chinui pe nimeni \u015fi nici nu accept s\u0103 m\u0103 chinuie nimeni. Drum bun.<\/p>\n<p>Eu te trimit pe tine la videochat? Dar ce sunt eu, agent de circula\u0163ie la tine \u00een sat? Nici m\u0103car nu \u015ftiu cine e\u015fti. Am v\u0103zut parc\u0103 numele \u00een trecere pe Facebook, dar nu mi-ai dat, \u00een doi ani, M\u0102CAR UN comentariu care s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 oops, uite, o persoan\u0103 haioas\u0103 \/ de\u015fteapt\u0103 \/ bun\u0103 \/ afectuoas\u0103 \/ sclipitoare.<\/p>\n<p>Ceva care s\u0103 justifice preten\u0163ia ta c\u0103 ai dreptul la un statut special.<\/p>\n<p>Nici o publicitate din univers nu te are \u00een vedere pe tine specific. Ci pe grupul de oameni care ar putea fi interesa\u0163i de ofert\u0103. Pe femeia pe care tocmai a p\u0103r\u0103sit-o un gigel, l\u0103s\u00e2nd-o cu doi copii mici, \u015fi se fofileaz\u0103 de la a pl\u0103ti pensie alimentar\u0103 (gigelul, that is). Pe tipa care tocmai a r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 serviciu, c\u0103 predictibilitatea fiscal\u0103 fabuloas\u0103 a coanei Vio i-a falit angajatorii, dar chiria vine necru\u0163\u0103toare \u015fi luna asta. Pe studenta cu p\u0103rin\u0163i care nu \u015fi-au pus problema c\u0103 au un copil, s\u0103 pun\u0103 un ban deoparte pentru studii superioare. Pe tot at\u00e2tea femei \u00een situa\u0163ii dificile temporare sau pe termen mai lung.<\/p>\n<p>Nu te numeri printre ele? Sau nu \u00ee\u0163i place ideea? OK. Nu citi articolul.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 activitatea de pe webcam e erotic\u0103? OK, \u0219i? \u00cen momentul \u0103sta, netul e plin de indivizi nerezolva\u021bi, care freac\u0103 la icre cu mesaje private persoane care nu doresc astfel de comunicare, ca mine. Chiar a\u0219 promova \u00een momentul \u0103sta \u00ceNTREAGA industrie erotic\u0103 &#8211; cu singura condi\u021bie de a-\u0219i trata corect \u0219i respectuos angajatele &#8211; s\u0103 \u0219tie \u0219i \u0103\u0219tia s\u0103 se redirec\u021bioneze \u00eencolo \u0219i s\u0103 scuteasc\u0103 timpul oamenilor normali care nu-s \u00een c\u0103utare.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 compar cu o nevoie a mea pe care nu-mi place s-o rezolv singur\u0103? Cur\u0103\u021benia. Ur\u0103sc s\u0103 fac curat. Exact ca sexul, cur\u0103\u021benia e o nevoie pe care sau o rezolvi \u00een cadrul unei rela\u021bii, dar rela\u021bia vine cu multe alte obliga\u021bii pe l\u00e2ng\u0103, sau pui tu m\u00e2na, sau solici\u021bi ajutor din alt\u0103 parte.<\/p>\n<p>Tipii \u0103\u0219tia care te freac\u0103 la icre privat ar fi echivalentul unei Lorene ipotetice care d\u0103 mesaje private \u00eentregii liste: Cf? E\u0219ti frumy. Vii la mine s\u0103-mi freci podelele, p\u0103pu\u0219a? Hai, serios, \u021bi-am dat ador la 50 de poze.<\/p>\n<p>Nu, frate. Pentru creaturile ca Lorena e bine s\u0103 existe profesioni\u0219ti \u00een cur\u0103\u021benie, care cer x lei \u0219i rezolv\u0103 problema, pentru nesexa\u021bii de internet exist\u0103 servicii de specialitate, care cer x lei \u0219i rezolv\u0103 problema. End of deranj.<\/p>\n<p>Dar na, \u021bie nu \u00ee\u021bi place publicitatea erotic\u0103. Ofer\u0103 tu altceva.\u00a0D\u0103-mi tu publicitate la ceva nobil \u015fi fabulos. Ai mailul meu acolo, iar eu chiar pot promova \u015fi chestii nobile \u015fi fabuloase cu exact acela\u015fi talent cu care le promovez pe cele profane. \u0102\u0103\u0103, dar stai. E\u015fti angajat\u0103 la Mega Image pe salariu mediu. (Nu c\u0103 ar fi ceva r\u0103u \u00een asta, dar m\u0103car stop acting entitled.)<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u00eemi spui tu mie la ce nivel s\u0103 m\u0103 reduc sau la ce nivel s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenal\u0163. C\u00e2nd mi-au atacat siteul dup\u0103 articolul cu popii, nu mocangiii ca tine au contribuit la suma relativ mare cu care am reparat problema, ci exact reclamele \u015fi donatorii. Dac\u0103 mie mi-ar pl\u0103cea con\u0163inutul cuiva, \u015fi a\u015f afla c\u0103 RedTube \u00ee\u015fi pune publicitate la \u0103la, \u00een loc s\u0103-i fac circ omului c\u0103 accept\u0103 publicitatea, a\u015f da un mail lui RedTube s\u0103 mul\u0163umesc c\u0103 prin publicitatea lor contribuie la contentul care \u00eemi place.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei te rog frumos, acum, \u00een ceas de desp\u0103r\u0163ire: bag\u0103-\u0163i am\u0103girile \u015fi dezam\u0103girile ad\u00e2nc \u00een curte.<\/p>\n<p>Mul\u0163umesc,<\/p>\n<p>Lorena.<\/p>\n<p>PS: Restul lumii, trimite\u0163i \u015fi voi probleme reale, c\u0103 e p\u0103cat s\u0103 stric\u0103m rubrica asta frumoas\u0103 cu astfel de b\u0103\u015fini, dar genul \u0103sta de atitudine trebuia taxat.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i place Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. 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