{"id":17,"date":"2007-12-30T22:37:30","date_gmt":"2007-12-30T19:37:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/30\/la-internet-cafe\/"},"modified":"2007-12-30T22:37:30","modified_gmt":"2007-12-30T19:37:30","slug":"la-internet-cafe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/la-internet-cafe\/","title":{"rendered":"La Internet Cafe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(post scris ini\u0163ial pe 22 mai, pe vechiul meu blog)<\/p>\n<p>E uluitor, nenic\u0103! \u00cen seara \u00een care te las\u0103 internetul, \u0163i-e dor s\u0103 scrii de mori \u015fi te duci la netcafe, s\u0103-\u0163i exerci\u0163i blogoreea&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen alt\u0103 ordine de idei, citesc acum un banc, trimis pe mail de o amic\u0103, \u015fi r\u00e2d de m\u0103 stric:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;La ora 5 a. m., un individ \u00een fa\u0163a unui bloc:<\/p>\n<p>-Nu\u0163iiiii! Nu\u0163iiiiii!<\/p>\n<p>No answer. Tipu&#8217;:<\/p>\n<p>-Nu\u0163iiiiiiiiii! Nu\u0163iiiiiiiii!<\/p>\n<p>Sail\u0103ns de nep\u0103truns. \u0102la:<\/p>\n<p>-NUUUUU\u0162IIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! NU\u0162IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!<\/p>\n<p>Pe la minutu&#8217; al cin&#8217;\u015f&#8217;pelea, un b-locuitor somnoros:<\/p>\n<p>-Ce-ai dom&#8217;le, e\u015fti nebun cu creierii capului?<\/p>\n<p>Tipu&#8217;:<\/p>\n<p>-Da&#8217; Nu\u0163i s-a sculat?<\/p>\n<p>-NU MI S-A SCULAT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(post scris ini\u0163ial pe 22 mai, pe vechiul meu blog) E uluitor, nenic\u0103! \u00cen seara \u00een care te las\u0103 internetul, \u0163i-e dor s\u0103 scrii&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}