{"id":17000,"date":"2019-03-21T12:29:02","date_gmt":"2019-03-21T09:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17000"},"modified":"2021-07-11T19:35:22","modified_gmt":"2021-07-11T16:35:22","slug":"top-10-manele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/top-10-manele\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 manele"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 ieri am punctat c\u0103 m-a distrat momentul manelist de la Gopo, am avut rubrica de comentarii plin\u0103 de exagerat de mult\u0103 isterie. \u015ei \u00een general de la oameni cu cultur\u0103 aproximativ\u0103 \u015fi intelect superficial, care dac\u0103 n-ar fi fost momentul manelist, n-ar fi auzit de Premiile Gopo in the first place. \u015ei care \u00een\u0163eleg s\u0103-\u015fi r\u0103zbune valorile incerte \u015fi inexacte de ageamii \u00eempro\u015fc\u00e2nd o ur\u0103 exagerat\u0103 &#8211; chestie care m\u0103 plictise\u015fte \u00een mod deosebit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N-ai cum s\u0103 fii cititor de Lorena Lupu dac\u0103 n-ai un pic de sim\u0163 al umorului. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 mi te pro\u0163\u0103pe\u015fti \u00een rubrica de comentarii \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 \u015fcole\u015fti cum s\u0103 devin o f\u0103ptur\u0103 plictisitoare ca tine. De asta fug de c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u015ftiu. Drept care, top 10 manele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 nu supor\u0163i manelele e fix problema ta. Titlul anun\u0163\u0103 ce e-n text, nu e ca \u015fi cum promiteam teoria relativit\u0103\u0163ii. Stai \u015fi ascul\u0163i, sau dai x din col\u0163 \u015fi revizitezi alte subiecte. Decizia ta &#8211; nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ca la fiecare top 10: dac\u0103 preferata ta nu e-n topul meu, zi-o \u00een comentarii, dar pe un ton uman \u015fi suportabil, c\u0103 altfel dau \u015fi eu caracterul jos \u015fi nu vrei s\u0103 \u015ftii ce monstru se ascunde \u00een ace\u015fti pantaloni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gata cu vr\u0103jeala, s\u0103 fieee paranghelieeee!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>10. Adrian Caval \u015fi Vali Vijelie &#8211; Sex simbol \u015fi gagicar <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I-auzi ce porecl\u0103 am \/ Sex simbol \u015fi gagicar \/ Nu am mu\u015fchi dar ar\u0103t bine \/ Mor femeile de mine.&#8221; Nu ai cum s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i serios la chestia asta. Mai ales c\u00e2nd o c\u00e2nt\u0103 doi domni de o oarecare etate. \u015ei mai ales c\u00e2nd, dac\u0103 v\u0103 uita\u0163i la videoclip, cei doi domni se cockblock unul pe altul toat\u0103 piesa. Ad\u0103uga\u0163i linia melodic\u0103 a piesei braziliene &#8220;Tico Tico&#8221;, \u015fi v\u0103 iese exact ce se vede mai jos.<br>\nUneori m\u0103 \u00eentreb dac\u0103 cei doi nu sunt de fapt un cuplu gay nimerit \u00een c\u0103minul de domni\u015foare \u015fi aga\u0163\u0103 doar de fa\u0163ad\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi gelozeasc\u0103 partenerul. C\u0103 tot \u00eempreun\u0103 ajung la fimal. \u015ei fetele se duc \u015fi se culc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4-3VQdQ6PyA\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>9. Mr. Juve &#8211; Nebunia lui Juvel<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mr. Juve e la fel de prezent prin manelele generice ale popula\u0163iei ca p\u0103duchii \u00eentr-o \u015fcoal\u0103 de periferie. \u00cen general, rolul lui e s\u0103 fac\u0103 figura\u0163ie pe margine \u015fi s\u0103 strige: &#8220;Bine, m\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103!&#8221; &#8220;Bag\u0103 tareee!&#8221; &#8220;F\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103r!&#8221; Concret, replici de vedet\u0103 porno.<br>\nApoi, urmeaz\u0103 nebunia lui Juvel. Dac\u0103 ascul\u0163i atent versurile, nu prea \u00een\u0163elegi cum e nebunia lui Juvel, dar presupui c\u0103 de la prea mult \u0163ipat pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 subiect i se trage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FVAGiB2VNM8\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>8. Copilul de Aur \u015fi Laura Vass &#8211; Buzele tale dou\u0103 petale<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un top de manele nu poate fi complet f\u0103r\u0103 ni\u015fte amor definitiv \u015fi irevocabil, iar acest duet de neuitat e exact ce ne trebuie. Dac\u0103 te pun s\u0103-\u0163i aminte\u015fti un duet pop din 2010, pariez c\u0103 nu-\u0163i vine nici unul. Dar faza cu buzele tale dou\u0103 petale \u00eenc\u0103 mai circul\u0103 ca glum\u0103.<br>\n\u015ei tipa asta chiar are voce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0AlXNIPSdKg\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>7. LA &#8211; Toat\u0103 via\u0163a mea <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015etia\u0163i c\u0103, \u00eenainte de a fi vedet\u0103 TV \u015fi superstarlet\u0103 de rialiti \u015f\u0103u, ca un Kardashian mascul, Liviu V\u00e2rciu a debutat \u00een con\u015ftiin\u0163a popular\u0103 ca manelist? Bine, dac\u0103-l \u00eentrebi, o s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103 c\u0103 nu e chiar manea, e un pop latino cu influen\u0163e balcanice&#8230; pe scurt, manea.<br>\nAcum, lumea se trage intens pe orificiul dorsal \u015fi str\u00e2mb\u0103 din nas, dar nu era bairam de liceu la care s\u0103 nu urle piesa asta din boxe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QDX0jT2lqI8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>6. Romeo Fantastick &#8211; Carolina<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pfff, de unde s\u0103 \u00eencep? C\u00e2nd vine femeia fatal\u0103 care &#8220;mi-a m\u00e2ncat \u015fi frigiderul, mi-a m\u00e2ncat \u015fi \u015fifonierul&#8221;, s\u0103 fac\u0103 &#8220;opturi americane&#8221;, care nu mi-e clar cu ce se diferen\u0163iaz\u0103 de cele rom\u00e2ne\u015fti, \u015fi s\u0103-l &#8220;\u00eemboln\u0103veasc\u0103 de ficat&#8221; pe bietul Romeo &#8211; acesta cade \u00eentr-o pas\u0103 delirant\u0103 \u015fi se crede Shaggy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cine e Shaggy? o s\u0103 \u00eentrebe un cititor de 22 de ani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0102\u0103\u0103, un nene care era foarte sexy c\u00e2nd erai tu mic \u015fi a avut dou\u0103 hituri: Carolina \u015fi Mr. Boombastic. Din \u00eemperecherea nesf\u00e2nt\u0103 dintre aceste dou\u0103 hituri \u015fi patru flacoane de spirt Mona, s-au n\u0103scut aceste versuri de un rar lirism, unde treaba e ba orizontal\u0103, ba vertical\u0103, ba supranatural\u0103, numai potolit\u0103 \u00een banca ei nu e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da\u0163i-mi versuri mai isteric de hazlii \u00een muzica rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, iar eu \u00eemi m\u0103n\u00e2nc basca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MUhxQ8dEr-w\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>5. Adrian Minune cu Lepa Brena \u015fi Stana Izba\u015fa &#8211; Ghici, ghici.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ooook, pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce ne apropiem de top, trecem la Mo\u0163ar\u0163i \u015fi Betov\u0103ni ai manelelor, iar domnul Minune se \u00eenfige \u00een acest loc 5 cu un cover. \u00cent\u00e2lnirea dintre maneaua rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 \u015fi turbo folkul s\u00e2rbesc e total p\u0103 sistem turbo, Lepa c\u00e2nt\u0103 \u00een s\u00e2rb\u0103, Stana Izba\u015fa \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi iese un threesome de mare angajament.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei v\u0103 asigur eu, la orice bairam de odinioar\u0103, c\u00e2nd \u00eencepea piesa asta, s\u0103reai \u015fi \u0163op\u0103iai. Cine zice c\u0103 nu-i a\u015fa, minte de \u00eenghea\u0163\u0103 vodca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XBPXkc_jj0U\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>4. Jean de la Craiova &#8211; Mi amor, mi amor.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 v\u0103 uita\u0163i la clipurile lui Jean de la Craiova, mai ales dup\u0103 ce a \u00eenceput s\u0103 fac\u0103 bani, remarca\u0163i condi\u0163ii profesioniste, lumini, montaj decent \u015fi \u00een unele chiar storyline. Azi, c\u00e2nd nici m\u0103car filmele erotice nu mai au storyline.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar piesa asta cu alur\u0103 de Ricky Martin de Craiova m\u0103 distreaz\u0103 r\u0103u de tot. Hai s\u0103rut\u0103-m\u0103 c\u0103 mor \/ Cum \u015ftii tu, cu pasion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vreau un duet \u00eentre Jean de la Craiova \u015fi Ion Caramitru. Ion Caramitru recit\u0103 fiecare vers \u00een parte, apoi Jean de la Craiova c\u00e2nt\u0103 versul proasp\u0103t rostit. \u0102la moment poetic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 ginta latino.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3o2U_sc38iM\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>3. Florin Salam &#8211; Eu sunt bomba nuclear\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Opera liric\u0103 a ilustrului virtuoz vocal Florin Salam merge \u00een principiu \u00een dou\u0103 direc\u0163ii: iubirea de neuitat \u015fi c\u00e2t de special e artistul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aici vom explora leitmotivul &#8220;c\u00e2t de special e artistul&#8221;. Care nu e petard\u0103, nici trinitrotoluen, nici azotat de amoniu, nici dinamit\u0103, ci direct bomb\u0103 nuclear\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Strict ca poten\u0163ial vocal, cred c\u0103 Salam ar fi pe locul I \u00een topul \u0103sta, sau pe un str\u00e2ns loc doi dup\u0103 Adi Minune. Am\u00e2ndoi \u0163in ni\u015fte note ale dracu de dificile cu gra\u0163ia unui chelner care balanseaz\u0103 treizeci de farfurii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar tot Salam are cele mai sinistre versuri a\u015fternute vreodat\u0103 de m\u00e2n\u0103 de om.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alou! Barosane, nu vrei s\u0103-\u0163i scrie phata ni\u015fte versuri?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Lvqb_vs2wW4\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2. Nicolae Gu\u0163\u0103 &#8211; Baterie baterie foc<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe vremuri, \u00eenainte s\u0103 fie repetitiv, Gu\u0163\u0103 era extrem de hazliu. Cred sincer s\u0103-\u015fi con\u015ftientizeaz\u0103 poten\u0163ialul comic \u015fi c\u0103 \u00eel exploateaz\u0103 din plin. \u00cen fond, el a scris \u015fi megahitul &#8220;Vreau, b\u0103rbate, silicoane&#8221;, dar \u00eenainte de acest conflict domestic, a produs locul 2 \u00een acest top, o pies\u0103 dedicat\u0103 dopurilor care sar din sticlele de spumant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fiecare mare artist cu temele lui. Michael Jackson cu salvarea planetei, Madonna cu emanciparea femeii \u015fi Nicolae Gu\u0163\u0103 cu destupatul sticlelor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Piesa e extrem de comic\u0103, totu\u015fi. &#8220;Bine, bine, foarte bine \/ Se lipesc banii de mine \/ C\u0103 am superglue la mine&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uWb2ZZzDBFw\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>1. Costi Ioni\u0163\u0103 \u015fi Adrian Minune &#8211; Of, via\u0163a mea.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei Adi Minune \u00ee\u015fi face al doilea entry \u00een acest top, dintr-un motiv simplu. Nu puteam omite colaborarea cu Lepa Brena, c\u0103 e ca un pact Ribbentropp &#8211; Molotov al istoriei manelelor. \u015ei nu pot pune alt\u0103 pies\u0103 pe locul I, pentru c\u0103 &#8220;Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof, via\u0163a mea&#8221; e maneaua chintesen\u0163ial\u0103, mama manelelor, exponatul cel mai revelatoriu al formei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 m\u00e2ine Dumnezeu decide c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 \u00eenlocuiasc\u0103 psalmii cu mamele, &#8220;Ooooooof, via\u0163a mea&#8221; ar fi incontestabil Psalm I.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ca_1rQjFgS0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei gata. N-a\u0163i murit, ok?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai calm your tits, c\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103 lu\u0103m at\u00e2t de tragic o simpl\u0103 gal\u0103 de decernare a unor premii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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