{"id":17088,"date":"2019-03-28T14:08:51","date_gmt":"2019-03-28T11:08:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17088"},"modified":"2019-03-28T14:10:21","modified_gmt":"2019-03-28T11:10:21","slug":"tanar-si-photoshopat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/tanar-si-photoshopat\/","title":{"rendered":"T\u00e2n\u0103r \u0219i photoshopat"},"content":{"rendered":"

Din episodul precedent:<\/p>\n

De c\u00e2nd a ap\u0103rut Irina \u00een via\u0163a lui Daddy, T\u0103ry nu se mai simte iubit cu at\u00e2ta pasiune. Da, \u00eenc\u0103 prime\u015fte buchete uria\u015fe de flori, filmate \u00eentotdeauna \u00een plan detaliu, s\u0103 se oftice gospodinele acas\u0103 c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii lor n-au adus o floare de c\u00e2nd cu jerba mortuar\u0103 de la \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntarea lu’ bunicu’, Dumnezeu s\u0103-l \u0163in\u0103 la loc cu verdea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eentristare.<\/p>\n

Dar T\u0103ry nu poate s\u0103 se resemneze cu o pozi\u0163ie \u00een figura\u0163ie \u015fi cu num\u0103rul de ordine “curva 454.” El a fost \u00eentotdeauna prima curv\u0103 a cabinetului, \u015fi a\u015fa e firesc.<\/p>\n

Ce va face T\u0103ry mai departe?<\/p>\n

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Generic: p\u0103r f\u00e2lf\u00e2itor, gene f\u00e2lf\u00e2itoare, T\u00e2n\u0103r \u015fi photoshopat.<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Cabinet medical.<\/p>\n

-Domnule doctor, nu m\u0103 mai simt eu.<\/p>\n

-Ce bine, asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 pute\u0163i s\u0103 merge\u0163i \u00eentr-un concediu de lux s\u0103 v\u0103 recrea\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103 umplem trei episoade numai de cadre feerice \u015fi exotice.<\/p>\n

-A\u0163i zis vizit\u0103 oficial\u0103 gre\u015fit.<\/p>\n

-Da. \u00cemi fac autocritica.<\/p>\n

-Am tot fost \u00een vizite oficiale. M-am s\u0103turat p\u00e2n\u0103 peste cap de vizite oficiale. Acum, c\u0103 m-a anulat Marocul, mai mult m-am bucurat.<\/p>\n

-Oh.<\/p>\n

Se aude o b\u0103taie \u00een u\u015f\u0103. Intr\u0103 sora medical\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Domnule doctor, a venit programarea de la 11.<\/p>\n

-Reprogrameaz\u0103, Melissa. T\u0103ry e pacientul meu preferat \u015fi nimic nu m\u0103 va \u00eentrerupe din a-l trata minu\u0163ios p\u00e2n\u0103 se simte fericit.<\/p>\n

-Da, domnule doctor.<\/p>\n

-Mul\u0163umesc. \u015etiam c\u0103 m\u0103 pot baza pe tine.<\/p>\n

-\u00centotdeauna.<\/p>\n

-Problema e mai de ad\u00e2ncime, doc. Nu mai am stelu\u0163e \u00een priviri ca odinioar\u0103. A \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00eemi expire nevasta de acum; caut una nou\u0103 \u015fi fraged\u0103, \u015fi nu par s\u0103 am impact r\u0103v\u0103\u015fitor, ca p\u00e2n\u0103 acum.<\/p>\n

-Sunt doar femeile din ziua de azi mai frigide \u015fi mai superficiale, nu e vina ta, T\u0103ry.<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, superficial voiam \u015fi eu, doar nu crezi c\u0103 eu \u015fi nevestele mele ne \u015ftim unul altuia secretele din copil\u0103rie, nu? Penttu sondat profunzimi te am pe tine. Doc…<\/p>\n

-M\u0103 m\u0103gule\u015fti foarte tare, T\u0103ry, dar cred c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 men\u0163inem o rela\u0163ie profesional\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Veeeezi. Acum cinci ani mi-ai fi r\u0103spuns altfel.<\/p>\n

-Acum cinci ani \u00eenc\u0103 exista Billa \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, T\u0103ry. Acum cinci ani \u00eenc\u0103 exista Nestle \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Acum cinci ani \u00eenc\u0103 existau medicamente pentru pacien\u0163i cu cancer. Acum cinci ani, multe erau diferite.<\/p>\n

-Daaaaaa. Deci am \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit.<\/p>\n

-\u015ei ce e \u00een neregul\u0103 cu asta? Au trecut totu\u015fi cinci ani.<\/p>\n

-Nu \u00een\u0163elegi. T\u0103ry e o form\u0103 de via\u0163\u0103 primar\u0103. T\u0103ry e simbolul verde\u0163ii f\u0103r\u0103 ve\u015ftejime. T\u0103ry e T\u00c2N\u0102R \u015eI PHOTOSHOPAT.<\/p>\n

Eu nu am voie s\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nesc.<\/p>\n

Alte cioc\u0103nituri \u00een u\u015f\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Da, Melissa. \u0162i-am zis s\u0103 nu m\u0103 deranjezi.<\/p>\n

-Domnule doctor, a venit Irina. Pentru interven\u0163ie.<\/p>\n

-Aaa. Dragule, \u00ee\u0163i prescriu ni\u015fte vitamine \u015fi B-uri.<\/p>\n

-Ceee? \u015ei tu m\u0103 dai afar\u0103 pentru t\u00e2rfuli\u0163a asta no-name? \u015etii cine sunt eu?<\/p>\n

-Gata, gata, nu te impacienta. \u00ce\u0163i dau num\u0103rul lui Edward Aninaru. S\u0103 vezi ce frumuse\u0163e nubil\u0103 scoate din tine.<\/p>\n

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