{"id":17100,"date":"2019-03-29T19:46:37","date_gmt":"2019-03-29T16:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17100"},"modified":"2019-03-29T19:46:37","modified_gmt":"2019-03-29T16:46:37","slug":"prostul-saptamanii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/prostul-saptamanii\/","title":{"rendered":"Prostul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sunt unele comentarii care m\u0103 \u00eenfurie. P\u00e2n\u0103 acum, reac\u021bionam la ele pe Facebook. Dar pentru c\u0103 Facebook a \u00eenceput s\u0103 dea zuccuri \u0219i banuri, iar eu nu muncesc at\u00e2ta la site-ul \u0103sta ca s\u0103-mi v\u0103d reachul limitat de reports de la idio\u021bi, vom \u00eenfiin\u021ba rubrica prostul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii.<\/p>\n

Unde lu\u0103m cretin\u0103tatea, tic\u0103lo\u0219ia, mizeria \u0219i o expunem \u00een deplin\u0103tatea ei.<\/p>\n

Prostul de azi e Pro Via\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n

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S\u0103 ne \u00een\u021belegem. Atitudinea Pro Via\u021b\u0103 pe bugetul, via\u021ba \u0219i planurile unor oameni care nu-\u021bi datoreaz\u0103 nimic mi se pare din start o intruziune nesim\u021bit\u0103 \u0219i de prost gust.<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 nimeni nu alege s\u0103 avorteze de bine ce-i merge, sau de fericit ce e. Iar responsabilitatea de a fi p\u0103rinte e pe via\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cen Rom\u00e2nia, avortul e permis \u00een primele trei luni de sarcin\u0103. C\u00e2nd nu exist\u0103 acolo dec\u00e2t un cumul de celule, care \u00eenc\u0103 nu g\u00e2nde\u0219te, nu simte \u0219i nu e format ca identitate.<\/p>\n

Decizia dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi po\u021bi asuma acest proiect \u0219i s\u0103-i dedici timpul, energia, resursele tale integrale trebuie s\u0103 apar\u021bin\u0103 EXCLUSIV P\u0102RIN\u021aILOR LUI. \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd mamei, pentru c\u0103, \u00een caz de divor\u021b, mai ales \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, ea se va trezi cu toat\u0103 responsabilitatea parcat\u0103 pe cap \u0219i cu \u0103la uit\u00e2nd s\u0103 vireze contribu\u021bia legal\u0103 la \u00eentre\u021binerea copilului cu lunile \u0219i cu anii.<\/p>\n

O fost\u0103 prieten\u0103 a mea a r\u0103mas gravid\u0103 la facultate. \u0218i \u0103la s-a trezit c\u0103 vai, dar cum s\u0103 stingem o via\u021b\u0103, hai s\u0103-l \u021binem, ce se poate \u00eent\u00e2mpla.<\/p>\n

Fata mea l-a \u00eentrebat scurt:<\/p>\n

-OK, \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103 de viitorul meu \u0219i de lucrurile pentru care m\u0103 zbat nu-\u021bi pas\u0103. Caz \u00een care poate e mai bine s\u0103 ne desp\u0103r\u021bim. \u021ai-l las s\u0103-l cre\u0219ti tu dup\u0103 na\u0219tere, dac\u0103 tot e\u0219ti at\u00e2t de scrupulos?<\/p>\n

Evident, \u0103la a pufnit a “vai, ce idee cretin\u0103” \u015fi avortul s-a f\u0103cut.<\/p>\n

Sigur, de ce nu s-au protejat, o s\u0103 \u00eentreba\u0163i voi. Erau anii 2000, \u015fi s\u0103 convingi un mascul s\u0103-\u015fi pun\u0103 prezervativ \u00een prima jum\u0103tate a anilor 2000 era ca \u015fi cum ai \u00eencerca s\u0103 convingi un guvern PSD s\u0103 nu mai fure. Care mai e rostul?<\/p>\n

Mbun, long parantez\u0103 short, confruntat cu poten\u0163iala responsabilitate de a primi copilul colet, \u0103la a dat rapid \u00eenapoi \u015fi a devenit cel mai Pro Choice.<\/p>\n

OK.<\/p>\n

De ce acest tic\u0103los din imagine e cu 50% mai tic\u0103los dec\u00e2t un jegos random care se ia de femei s\u0103 le spun\u0103 ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 cu corpul, timpul, via\u0163a \u015fi banii lor?<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 persoana de care s-a luat gunoiul \u0103sta e “o femeie cu mul\u0163i copii”.<\/p>\n

\u0102ia care ave\u0163i copii, \u015fti\u0163i deja ce cheltuial\u0103 \u015fi efort, munc\u0103 \u015fi energie presupun un copil sau doi. Un job full time s\u0103 le po\u0163i pune pit\u0103 pe mas\u0103 zi de zi \u015fi al doilea job full-time s\u0103 ai grij\u0103 de ei, s\u0103-i iube\u015fti, s\u0103-i aju\u0163i la teme \u015fi s\u0103 le faci m\u00e2ncare, s\u0103 le speli hainele, etc.<\/p>\n

Femeia cu mul\u0163i copii probabil c\u0103 are o via\u0163\u0103 chinuitoare. Probabil c\u0103 fiecare zi a ei este munc\u0103, de c\u00e2nd r\u0103sare soarele \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 apune.<\/p>\n

Probabil c\u0103 a ajuns mam\u0103 de mul\u0163i copii TAMAN pentru c\u0103 a ezitat s\u0103-i avorteze pe ceilal\u0163i. C\u0103 au dr\u0103g\u0103la\u015fii dreptul la via\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n

Probabil c\u0103 a luat decizia s\u0103 elimine bo\u0163ul de\u00a0 celule care cre\u015fte \u00een ea pentru c\u0103 NU mai are de unde \u015fi NU mai are cu ce.<\/p>\n

Probabil c\u0103 nu folose\u015fte contracep\u0163ie pentru c\u0103 din banii de pilule ia cartofi \u015fi ou\u0103, s\u0103 mai prepare o mas\u0103 \u0103lora mici.<\/p>\n

\u015ei vine un c\u0103cat infect s-o scoat\u0103 vinovat\u0103 la modul \u0103sta abject pentru c\u0103 ea, s\u0103raca, nu mai are de unde \u015fi nu mai are cu ce.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 a\u015f fi politician, a\u015f da urm\u0103toarea lege: ca individ Pro Via\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 fii obligat s\u0103 adop\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eentre\u0163ii to\u0163i copiii care au venit pe lume \u00een urma presiunilor \u015fi h\u0103r\u0163uirii tale.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 primii zece, ceva \u00eemi spune c\u0103 devii Pro Alegere.<\/p>\n

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\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n

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