A) Spune o glum\u0103. <\/p>\n
Func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 \u015fi la b\u0103rba\u0163i, apropo. <\/p>\n
B) F\u0103-le un cadou. <\/p>\n
“Vai, Lorena, abia a trecut p\u00e2lcul 14 – 24 – 1 – 8, nu mai fac un cadou p\u00e2n\u0103 la Cr\u0103ciun.”
\nLol. <\/p>\n
C) Ofer\u0103-te s\u0103 le aju\u0163i cu ceea ce fac. <\/p>\n
Veneam de la supermarket cu dou\u0103 pungi grele. \u015ei c\u0103utam cheia s\u0103 descui u\u015fa blocului. A venit un tip, a deschis, mi-a luat pungile grele \u015fi le-a pus \u00een fa\u0163a liftului. M-am pomenit c\u0103-i z\u00e2mbesc total neplanificat \u015fi neimpus. <\/p>\n
D) \u00centreab\u0103-le despre o problem\u0103 pe care \u015ftii c\u0103 o au \u015fi ASCULT\u0102. <\/p>\n
Bine, aici o parte din oameni sunt introverti\u0163i \u015fi o s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103 c\u0103 e problema lor, nu a ta. Dar restul vor avea surpriza faptului c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i pas\u0103 \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i vor z\u00e2mbi. <\/p>\n
E) Adopt\u0103 un c\u0103\u0163el \u015fi scoate-l la plimbare. <\/p>\n
C\u0103\u0163eii se vor b\u0103ga cu botul sub fustele tuturor doamnelor \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i vor atrage mai mult z\u00e2mbet feminin dec\u00e2t \u015fapte mii de cascadorii ineficiente. Bonus: sunt o companie agreabil\u0103 \u015fi \u00een restul timpului. <\/p>\n
Cum NU faci femeile s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103: <\/strong><\/p>\n -spun\u00e2ndu-le s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103 ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** Dintr-un motiv greu de \u00een\u0163eles, o parte dintre b\u0103rba\u0163i vor dou\u0103 lucruri mari \u015fi late de la femei: s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 le trimit\u0103...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17105,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/monalisa-e1553939313754.jpg?fit=371%2C333&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17104"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17107,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17104\/revisions\/17107"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n-cert\u00e2ndu-le c\u0103 nu z\u00e2mbesc
\n-\u00eentrerup\u00e2nd pe una care are o problem\u0103 cu “Uit\u0103 \u015fi z\u00e2mbe\u015fte”.
\n-insinu\u00e2nd c\u0103 sunt mai simpatice c\u00e2nd z\u00e2mbesc.
\netc. etc. etc. <\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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