{"id":17108,"date":"2019-03-30T20:40:39","date_gmt":"2019-03-30T17:40:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17108"},"modified":"2019-03-30T20:40:39","modified_gmt":"2019-03-30T17:40:39","slug":"o-stire-despre-cum-un-urs-e-un-parinte-mai-bun-decat-un-om","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/o-stire-despre-cum-un-urs-e-un-parinte-mai-bun-decat-un-om\/","title":{"rendered":"O \u0219tire despre cum un urs e un p\u0103rinte mai bun dec\u00e2t un om"},"content":{"rendered":"

Se d\u0103 \u0219tirea asta de pe Digi24<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Unde Consiliul Jude\u021bean Harghita are o problem\u0103: c\u0103 un urs a omor\u00e2t un om, \u0219i c\u0103 legile nu permit s\u0103 fie omor\u00e2t ursul, deci via\u021ba unui animal e mai important\u0103 dec\u00e2t a unui om.<\/p>\n

\u0218i c\u0103 omul are dou\u0103 feti\u021be care stau \u00eentr-o cas\u0103 d\u0103r\u0103p\u0103nat\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 ferestre \u00een b\u0103taia v\u00e2ntului.<\/p>\n

Apoi, \u00eencepe povestea propriu-zis\u0103, pe care o vom examina strict s\u0103 detect\u0103m toate nivelurile de stupid din modul \u00een care pune problema Consiliul Jude\u021bean Harghita.<\/p>\n

Omul era beat. Ziua \u00een amiaza mare. E posibil ca traiul teribil de modest al celor dou\u0103 feti\u021be \u00een casa f\u0103r\u0103 ferestre s\u0103 nu se datoreze cu nimic ursului criminal, ci faptului c\u0103 aveau un tat\u0103 be\u021biv care nu muncea.<\/p>\n

\u0218i beat fiind, \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 slujb\u0103 – aia care, dup\u0103 cum \u0219tim, produce bani din care \u00ee\u021bi cumperi ferestre – s-a dus p\u00e2n\u0103 la b\u00e2rlogul unei ursoaice.<\/p>\n

N\u021b, nu era urs, era ursoaic\u0103. Cu pui.<\/p>\n

Cu vitejia specific\u0103 pe care o d\u0103 alcoolul, a \u00eenceput s\u0103 arunce lemne \u0219i alte rahaturi \u00een b\u00e2rlog. Unde era ursoaica. \u0218i puii ei.<\/p>\n

Eu nu sunt ursoaic\u0103, ci lupoaic\u0103. \u0218i n-am pui, dar \u00eemi pot imagina cum ar fi s\u0103 am. \u0218i cum ar fi s\u0103 p\u0103trund\u0103 un idiot beat \u00een spa\u021biul meu personal, s\u0103 arunce cu lemne \u00een puii mei.<\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103 orice mam\u0103 care cite\u0219te acest text admite c\u0103 l-ar str\u00e2nge de g\u00e2t pe prost f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ezite. Pentru c\u0103 e vorba de pui.<\/p>\n

Ei bine, ursoaica a f\u0103cut asta. Pentru c\u0103, spre deosebire de idiot care, punct\u0103m, avea o ad\u00e2nc\u0103 durere \u00een pulp\u0103 de faptul c\u0103 puii lui st\u0103teau \u00eentr-o cas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 ferestre \u0219i \u00een condi\u021bii precare \u0219i, \u00een loc s\u0103 munceasc\u0103, o ardea viteaz prin p\u0103dure, ursoaicei chiar \u00eei p\u0103sa de confortul \u0219i siguran\u021ba puilor ei.<\/p>\n

A invitat ursoaica s\u0103 fie agasat\u0103 de idiot? Evident, nu.<\/p>\n

L-a pus cineva pe idiot s\u0103 deranjeze mama cu pui? Evident, nu.<\/p>\n

Dimpotriv\u0103, poli\u021bia jude\u021bean\u0103 zice a\u0219a:
\n\u201eDin cercet\u0103ri rezult\u0103 c\u0103 ei s-ar fi oprit \u00eentr-o zon\u0103, la 1.5 km distan\u0163\u0103 de satul Cri\u015feni, ar fi cobor\u00e2t din c\u0103ru\u0163\u0103, iar la circa 15 metri de locul unde s-au oprit, victima a g\u0103sit b\u00e2rlogul unui animal s\u0103lbatic. (…) \u015fi ar fi aruncat cu buc\u0103\u0163i de material lemnos \u015fi alte obiecte \u00een direc\u0163ia b\u00e2rlogului (…) \u015fi v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 nimic, s-a \u00eendreptat spre b\u00e2rlog, moment \u00een care a fost \u00eent\u00e2mpinat de urs \u015fi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat tragedia\u201d, a declarat Incze Miklos, de la Biroul de Pres\u0103 al IPJ Harghita.<\/p>\n

De ce nu s-a g\u00e2ndit boul c\u0103 are doi copii acas\u0103 \u00ceNAINTE s\u0103 arunce cu lemne \u00een b\u00e2rlogul mamei cu pui?<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 boului, vizibil, nu-i p\u0103sa c\u0103 are copii. El o ardea pe vitejie.<\/p>\n

\u0218i pentru c\u0103 pre\u0219edintele CJ Harghita e de\u0219tept de d\u0103 \u00een gropi, cere ca ursoaica s\u0103 fie \u00eempu\u0219cat\u0103.<\/p>\n

De ce?<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103, spre deosebire de cretin, a ac\u021bionat \u00een ap\u0103rarea puilor ei.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 tot a murit un c\u0103cat cu ochi care nu avea nici o secund\u0103 vreo preocupare pentru binele copiilor lui, \u0219i a l\u0103sat doi orfani, de ce s\u0103 nu moar\u0103 \u0219i o mam\u0103 ursoaic\u0103 \u00eenfuriat\u0103 de prostul care \u00eei amenin\u021ba puii, \u0219i s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i doi ursule\u021bi orfani?<\/p>\n

Ceva \u00eemi spune c\u0103 familiei \u0103leia \u00eei va merge mai bine f\u0103r\u0103 boul alcoolic. Dar f\u0103r\u0103 mama lor, ursule\u021bii sunt condamna\u021bi la moarte.<\/p>\n

\u0218i pre\u0219edintele CJ \u00eencheie cu una apoteotic\u0103, de idiot ajuns s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 la stat pentru c\u0103 era prea prost s\u0103-l vrea vreun privat.<\/p>\n

“El anun\u0163a c\u0103 va solicita o anchet\u0103 \u00een cadrul Ministerului Mediului pentru stabilirea persoanelor r\u0103spunz\u0103toare \u00een aceast\u0103 situa\u0163ie.”<\/p>\n

Fix Ministerul Mediului l-a pus pe prost s\u0103 arunce be\u0163e \u00een b\u00e2rlog.<\/p>\n

Nu cerem o anchet\u0103 \u015fi la Casa Alb\u0103?<\/p>\n

Mai degrab\u0103 ar trebui o lege care s\u0103 extind\u0103 legitima ap\u0103rare \u015fi la animale. Le h\u0103r\u0163uie\u015fti, te sf\u00e2rtec\u0103. Nimic ie\u015fit din comun \u00een asta. De ce s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 o mam\u0103 \u015fi puii pentru c\u0103 un idiot beat s-a sim\u0163it viteaz \u00eentr-o zi?<\/p>\n

Foto: Stefan Meyers.<\/p>\n

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