{"id":17111,"date":"2019-03-31T13:35:08","date_gmt":"2019-03-31T10:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17111"},"modified":"2019-03-31T14:59:26","modified_gmt":"2019-03-31T11:59:26","slug":"intreaba-ma-ce-vrei-tu-editia-martie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/intreaba-ma-ce-vrei-tu-editia-martie\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00centreab\u0103-m\u0103 ce vrei tu &#8211; edi\u0163ia martie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Toat\u0103 luna, eu fac texte \u015fi interviuri cu \u015fi despre al\u0163ii. \u00cen ultima zi din lun\u0103, de acum \u00eenainte, m\u0103 a\u015fez eu pe scaunul intervievatului. Voi pune\u0163i \u00eentreb\u0103ri \u015fi eu r\u0103spund.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 mai am 20 de zile de ban pe contul meu cu following, \u00eentreb\u0103rile din aceast\u0103 tran\u015f\u0103 vin de pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\">Lorena Lupu Artist Page<\/a><\/strong>, unde v\u0103 invit, dac\u0103 v\u0103 plac textele mele, s\u0103 da\u0163i like \u015fi see first, pentru c\u0103 nu \u015fti\u0163i care cont cum mai ia c\u00e2te un zucc. dar pe pagin\u0103 mai am pe cineva admin, just in case, \u015fi de pe contul de avarie.<\/p>\n<p>Le lu\u0103m \u00een exact ordinea \u00een care le-a l\u0103sat Facebook \u015fi prest\u0103m r\u0103spuns la fiecare.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Care a fost momentul c\u00e2nd ai fost cea mai m\u00e2ndr\u0103 de Pulic\u0103?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd \u015fi-a f\u0103cut prima oar\u0103 nevoile la litier\u0103. A fost un proces de \u00eenv\u0103\u0163are, iar ziua \u00een care a devenit oficial un b\u0103iat educat a fost ziua \u00een care am fost un p\u0103rinte m\u00e2ndru.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ai fost vreodat\u0103 prins\u0103 \u00een timp ce f\u0103ceai sex sau te masturbai? Dac\u0103 da, care a fost ac\u0163iunea ta de dup\u0103?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00cen timpul sexului, s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 m-ar fi p\u0103scut acest risc c\u00e2nd am avut c\u00e2teva rela\u0163ii extrem de intense din punct de vedere sexual \u015fi am f\u0103cut-o \u00een diverse locuri publice, b\u0103i de c\u00e2rciumi \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe. Dar, cumva, via\u0163a mea sexual\u0103 are propriul ei \u00eenger p\u0103zitor.<br \/>\n\u00cen privin\u0163a masturb\u0103rii, nu, nu m-a prins nimeni. Sunt cel mai secretos masturbator pe care-l cuno\u015fti. C\u00e2nd m\u0103 masturbez, \u015ftiu sigur c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 ating\u0103 nimeni altcineva \u015fi o fac numai pe dup\u0103 u\u015fa bine ferecat\u0103 \u015fi \/ sau pl\u0103cu\u0163a cu &#8220;Do Not Disturb&#8221; dac\u0103 sunt la un hotel.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Care-i vinul \u015fi\/sau dulcele t\u0103u atunci c\u00e2nd te deconectezi de la toat\u0103 agita\u0163ia din jur?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi plac vinurile ro\u015fii seci. Le alternez pe cele tinere \u015fi fresh cu cele mai mature \u015fi cu un buchet mai complex. La dulciuri am renun\u0163at de ceva vreme: de obicei ron\u0163\u0103i migdale, fistic, caju, boabe de n\u0103ut din conserv\u0103 scurse \u015fi pudrate cu un pic de paprika sau o bucat\u0103 de ca\u015fcaval \/ br\u00e2nz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong> Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 pentru tine iubirea?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cred c\u0103 exist\u0103 mai multe forme de iubire.<br \/>\nE iubirea inspira\u0163ie, c\u00e2nd cineva te stimuleaz\u0103 creativ \u015fi te face s\u0103 devii mai bun.<br \/>\nE iubirea grij\u0103, c\u00e2nd te preocup\u0103 nevoile \u015fi soarta cuiva \u015fi vrei s\u0103-i fie bine.<br \/>\n\u015ei e iubirea l\u0103sare \u00een pace, c\u00e2nd te prinzi c\u0103 nu reprezin\u0163i ce-i trebuie celuilalt \u015fi \u00eel la\u015fi s\u0103 plece.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ce simbolizeaz\u0103 pentru tine na\u0219terea si moartea?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oh, god, nu mai bine vorbim \u00eenc\u0103 pu\u021bin despre masturbare? Despre na\u015ftere \u015fi moarte s-au debitat deja toate cli\u015feele pseudointelectuale din univers.<br \/>\nHai s\u0103 caut ceva comic: Na\u015fterea e fenomenul \u0103la care ur\u00e2\u0163e\u015fte corpurile femeilor \u015fi determin\u0103 comentarii nasoale de la masculi pentru care \u015fi-a ur\u00e2\u0163it o femeie corpul. Iar moartea e lini\u015ftea etern\u0103 de dup\u0103 vacarm pentru tine \u015fi mult\u0103 munc\u0103 de \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare, parastas, coliv\u0103, pentru al\u0163ii.<br \/>\nDe\u015fi, pe bune: mai bine cheltui\u0163i pe mine acum dec\u00e2t dup\u0103 moarte, c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 mi se f\u00e2lf\u00e2ie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ce ai face cu o sum\u0103 de bani at\u00e2t de mare \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi permit\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi \u00eendepline\u0219ti 3 dorin\u021be?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mi-a\u015f deschide un teatru &#8211; studio &#8211; performance club particular, mi-a\u015f amenaja locuin\u0163\u0103 \u00een subsol \u015fi l-a\u015f angaja pe Jared Leto pentru un proiect.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ce te-ai vedea f\u0103c\u00e2nd, in situa\u021bia \u00een care nu ai fi actri\u021b\u0103 \u0219i scriitoare?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mi-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 fiu designer vestimentar. Compozi\u0163ia care intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o pies\u0103 haute couture \u015fi modul \u00een care cad diverse texturi pe corpul oamenilor mi se pare ceva fascinant.<\/p>\n<p>Sau, taman opusul, m-a\u015f recalifica pentru un job de electrician, instalator, whatever, pentru c\u0103 sunt pu\u0163ine femei \u00een domeniu \u015fi mi-a\u015f face tone de cliente pe care le-a\u015f trata politicos \u015fi frumos.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Care a fost momentul \u00een care ai realizat c\u0103 ar fi bine s\u0103-\u021bi faci un blog? Cum de ai ajuns la denumirea &#8220;Trollywood&#8221; ?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>N-a fost ideea mea. Redactorul c\u0103r\u0163ii mele de debut, Michael Haulic\u0103, mi-a spus c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103-mi fac blog, c\u0103 a\u015fa au to\u0163i scriitorii. Apoi, blogul \u0103sta a \u00eenceput s\u0103 aib\u0103 aberant de mult succes \u015fi mi-a vampirizat din ce \u00een ce mai mult timp.<\/p>\n<p>De ce, dintre mii de scriitori cu blog, eu m-am transformat \u00een blogger de succes care periodic scrie c\u00e2te o carte? Sincer, habar nu am.<\/p>\n<p>Cert e c\u0103, de\u015fi majoritatea blogurilor contemporane cu mine sunt \u00een c\u0103dere liber\u0103, eu \u00eemi men\u0163in traficul constant de 1.000.000 &#8211; 1.500.000 de cititori pe an din 2010 \u00eencoace, ceea ce zic eu c\u0103 e frumos.<\/p>\n<p>Trollywood e reflectarea \u00eenclina\u0163iei mele de a r\u00e2de de lucruri, de a le lua la mi\u015fto \u015fi de a g\u0103si gluma \u00een orice.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ce crezi c\u0103 le place cel mai mult femeilor? Dar cel mai pu\u0163in?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cred c\u0103 r\u0103spunsul e diferit pentru fiecare femeie \u00een parte. Femeile nu-s ma\u015fini de sp\u0103lat, s\u0103 func\u0163ioneze toate la fel. Unele viseaz\u0103 la familie \u015fi copii, altele la o super carier\u0103, altele la bani f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r, altele la o gr\u0103din\u0103 \u00een mun\u0163i. C\u00e2te femei, at\u00e2tea pl\u0103ceri.<\/p>\n<p>A\u015f fi zis c\u0103 cel mai pu\u0163in le place b\u0103d\u0103r\u0103nia, dar v\u0103d c\u0103 unele aproape c\u0103 o invit\u0103 \u00een vie\u0163ile lor. Deci, nici aici nu exist\u0103 un consens.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dac\u0103 ai putea s\u0103-\u0163i alegi o superputere pe care s\u0103 o ai pentru tot restul vie\u0163ii, ce \u0163i-ai alege?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A\u015f vrea s\u0103 pot anihila r\u0103utatea \u015fi prostia prin for\u0163a albastr\u0103 a razei mele de energie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ai schimba ceva asupra omenirii?? Daca da, ce anume??<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nevoia unora de a-i s\u0103pa pe al\u0163ii. Sau de a-i p\u0103c\u0103li, de a-i min\u0163i. A\u015f vrea ca oamenii s\u0103 caute mereu \u00een via\u0163\u0103 situa\u0163ia win &#8211; win.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ai o porecl\u0103 pentru &#8220;ea&#8221;?! Care este aceasta \u015fi de ce?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Am stat vreo cinci minute s\u0103 m\u0103 prind cine e ea, apoi mi-am dat seama c\u0103 te referi la vaginul meu. Nu m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la vaginul meu ca o entitate separat\u0103, mai ales c\u0103 \u00een cazul nostru, e \u00een interior, nu e o protuberan\u0163\u0103. Vaginul meu sunt eu.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dac\u0103 am avea un copil \u00eempreun\u0103, ce \u0163i-ar pl\u0103cea sa mo\u015fteneasc\u0103 de la tine?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Boii de la biciclet\u0103 \u015fi \u0163iglele de pe cas\u0103. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dac\u0103 ai fi Dumnezeu pentru o zi, ce ai face pentru aceast\u0103 omenire?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A\u015f recrea paradisul originar, CU permisiunea cunoa\u015fterii binelui \u015fi r\u0103ului, pentru ca to\u0163i oamenii s\u0103 fie s\u0103n\u0103to\u015fi, ferici\u0163i \u015eI inteligen\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cum \u00eenchei o zi solicitant\u0103?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cu motanul \u00een bra\u0163e. Pisicile au un talent inegalabil de a te detensiona \u015fi de a \u00ee\u0163i induce starea lor de zen catifelat \u015fi magic. Apoi, punem vin \u00eentr-un pahar \u015fi ne b\u0103g\u0103m la un film.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dac\u0103 medicii \u0163i-ar interzice alcoolul \u015fi cafeaua, ce ai face?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A\u015f muri.<\/p>\n<p>Uite, eu m\u0103 ab\u0163in de la lucruri care d\u0103uneaz\u0103 altora. Pot pune \u00een balan\u0163\u0103 interesul meu direct pe de o parte \u015fi modul \u00een care altul e afectat, pe de alta, \u015fi s\u0103 iau o decizie cu care s\u0103 dorm noaptea.<br \/>\nCe nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, \u00eens\u0103, sunt interdic\u0163iile pentru binele meu. O via\u0163\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 cafea \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 alcool nu e via\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cf.. e\u015fti bine..??<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nu \u015ftiu, nu sunt din localitate.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Crezi \u00een dragostea la prima vedere?<\/strong><br \/>\nCred \u00een atrac\u0163ia la prima vedere, da. Dragostea presupune genul de intimitate pe care nu ai cum s\u0103 o ai de la prima vedere.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brazilian\u0103, natural\u0103 sau full shaved?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Full shaved. \u015ei nu ca s\u0103 plac la b\u0103rba\u0163i, ci din ra\u0163iuni strict igienice. Concret, dac\u0103 \u00een zona \u00een care e p\u0103r se petrec activit\u0103\u0163i excretorii, exist\u0103 riscul form\u0103rii de diverse dingleberries, \u015fi preven\u0163ia (\u00eendep\u0103rtarea p\u0103rului) e mai simpl\u0103 dec\u00e2t tatonarea firicelelor s\u0103 vezi ce at\u00e2rn\u0103 \u015fi de unde. Mai ales c\u0103 noi avem \u015fi ciclu o dat\u0103 pe lun\u0103, \u015fi dac\u0103 ai p\u0103r, situa\u0163ia e crunt\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pl\u00e2ngi la filme? Care e primul de care \u00ee\u021bi aduci aminte la care ai bocit cu spume?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Evident c\u0103 pl\u00e2ng la filme. Cine nu pl\u00e2nge la filme? Pl\u00e2ng \u015fi la c\u0103r\u0163i. Primul deces fictiv pe care l-am bocit de mi-au s\u0103rit mucii a fost moartea mamei lui Bambi, iar al doilea, moartea unchiului Tom din &#8220;Coliba&#8221; aferent\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ce\u0163i dore\u015fti copii?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nope. Sunt un om mult prea \u00eendr\u0103gostit de singur\u0103tate. Obosesc dac\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 \u00eempart \u00eenc\u0103perea cu al\u0163ii mai mult de c\u00e2teva ore. Nu pot oferi unui copil aten\u0163ia de care are nevoie \u015fi aleg s\u0103 nu bifez acest rol doar ca s\u0103 fiu \u00een r\u00e2nd cu lumea.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Visezi s\u0103 vezi&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Un concert al lui Adam Lambert.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cum \u00ee\u021bi vezi moartea?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Brusc\u0103. Ceva atac cardiac, atac cerebral, o form\u0103 de atac brusc \u015fi letal.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cum crezi tu c\u0103 se desf\u0103\u0219oar\u0103 ritualul D\u0103nciloasei, seara \u00eenainte de culcare?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u015fi scoate peruca, \u00ee\u015fi pune cu grij\u0103 bure\u0163elul \u00eenapoi \u00een colec\u0163ie, d\u0103 jos masca de cauciuc de pe fa\u0163\u0103, apoi ia cu grij\u0103 foaia pe care cineva i-a imprimat Tat\u0103l Nostru \u015fi cite\u015fte: Tat\u0103l nostru, PE CAREle e\u015fti \u00een ceruri.\u00a0 Se uit\u0103 afar\u0103, num\u0103r\u0103 cerurile, vede c\u0103 e unul singur \u015fi corecteaz\u0103: CERE.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, cedeaz\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba efortului intelectual, \u00ee\u015fi pune pijamaua roz bombon cu dantelu\u0163\u0103 \u015fi se culc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cum faci s\u0103 supor\u0163i lumea asta de c\u0103cat \u015fi s\u0103 fii mereu extraordinar\u0103??? Vreau secretul \ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>O suport datorit\u0103 faptului c\u0103 sunt un om singur. M\u0103 retrag \u00eentr-un spa\u021biu al lini\u0219tii \u0219i al regener\u0103rii, unde pot s\u0103-mi ling r\u0103nile \u00een pace f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 mai frece cineva \u00een plus la melodioar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i nu sunt mereu extraordinar\u0103, \u0219tiu doar s\u0103 pozez din unghiul avantajos.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cum s\u0103 alung \u0219i s\u0103 distrug triste\u021bea din ochii t\u0103i?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>M-a\u021bi omor\u00e2t \u0103\u0219tia cu triste\u021bea. Eu o numesc o min\u0103 simpl\u0103, neutr\u0103, alb\u0103. Am scris 47865 de texte despre cum nu v\u0103d sensul r\u00e2njetului t\u00e2mp. Dar na, m\u0103 faci foarte vesel\u0103 dac\u0103 donezi periodic pe Paypalul blogului.<\/p>\n<p><strong>De ce p\u0103strezi \u00een list\u0103 agrama\u021bi?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 e lista mea, nu a ta, \u0219i p\u0103strez \u00een ea pe fix cine aleg s\u0103 p\u0103strez.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ce parere ai&#8230; ne calificam la EURO 2020? \ud83d\ude1d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Facem s\u0103 fie bine, s\u0103 nu fie r\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p><strong>O s\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103tore\u0219ti ora p\u0103m\u00e2ntului?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cu artificii.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cum ai trecut peste traumele din copil\u0103rie?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nu cred c\u0103 am trecut. Faptul c\u0103 am crescut f\u0103r\u0103 tat\u0103 mi-a creat ni\u0219te trust issues majore. Faptul c\u0103 mama m\u0103 certa din absolut orice rahat \u0219i nu eram niciodat\u0103 \u00eendeajuns de bun\u0103 m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 nu prea am chef s\u0103 lupt pentru afec\u021biunea nim\u0103nui. Sau o am natural, sau am treburi.<\/p>\n<p>Ce am f\u0103cut \u00eens\u0103 a fost s\u0103 cad la pace cu ele, s\u0103 convie\u021buim armonios, s\u0103 accept c\u0103 acesta e tipul de om care am devenit \u0219i s\u0103 evit situa\u021biile \u00een care mi s-ar putea redeschide r\u0103nile.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dac\u0103 ai o \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103 preferat\u0103, care ar fi?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>E ca \u0219i cum ai \u00eentreba un improvizator de jazz dac\u0103 are o partitur\u0103 preferat\u0103. Logic c\u0103 nu. Esen\u021ba modului meu de a \u00eenjura e going with the flow.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Spui c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place s\u0103 locuie\u0219ti singur\u0103, dar totu\u0219i nu e\u0219ti chiar singur\u0103 \ud83d\ude00 Dac\u0103 Pulic\u0103 s-ar transforma subit \u00een b\u0103rbat, ai mai locui cu el?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Greu de r\u0103spuns la asta, pentru c\u0103 raportul dintre mine \u0219i Pulic\u0103 nu e unul b\u0103rbat &#8211; femeie, ci mai degrab\u0103 de mam\u0103 &#8211; pui. Chiar dac\u0103 acum e ditamai dihania, pentru mine e \u00een continuare bebelul \u0103la pisoi cu ochi \u00eenc\u0103 alba\u0219tri, mic c\u00e2t un pumn de bebelu\u0219, pe care l-am recoltat de pe drum.<\/p>\n<p>Habar n-am cum ar fi s\u0103 devin\u0103 b\u0103rbat. Apropo, \u021bi-am zis c\u0103 e castrat? \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ce podcast .ro ascul\u021bi?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Spre ru\u0219inea mea, nici unul. Am vreo cinci americane preferate.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ai fost la P\u0103durea sp\u00e2nzura\u021bilor a lui Afrim?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>E \u00een plan, dar de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd e spectacolul, intervine altceva.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0Vii la Metallica? \ud83d\ude42<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pe bune?<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0USR sau Plus?<\/strong><br \/>\nLa cum \u00ee\u0219i dau ambele cu mucii \u00een fasole \u00een ultimele s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, zici c\u0103 au f\u0103cut blat cu Dragnea. USR, Plus, l\u0103sa\u021bi fasolea, comunismul \u0219i pe tipul \u0103la care era contracandidatul lui Kovesi, v\u0103 rog eu, c\u0103 sunt penibile. Da\u021bi-mi un program economic cu sens. \u0102la ne va face s\u0103 v\u0103 vot\u0103m. La populisme, nu ave\u021bi cum s\u0103 rivaliza\u021bi cu micii gratis \u0219i fasolea cu ciolan, c\u0103 nu ave\u021bi genul \u0103la de bani.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Care a fost cel mai fericit moment din ultimii 5 ani?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Integralitatea lor. Am avut ani buni, cu multe momente frumoase, \u0219i m\u0103 bucur de ei.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ce-\u021bi place mai mult,s\u0103 prime\u0219ti ori sa oferi cadouri?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aici \u0219tiu c\u0103 r\u0103spunsul ipocrit de div\u0103 care face pe sf\u00e2nta este &#8220;s\u0103 ofer&#8221;, dar hai s\u0103 fim serio\u015fi. C\u00e2nd oferi, e stresul c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 plac\u0103. E teama de a nu alege ceva prea ieftin, sau prea scump. E cu prea mult\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103tur\u0103.<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd prime\u015fti, te bucuri \u015fi at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n<p>Foto: Amalia Savinescu.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? 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