Ideea c\u0103 ar trebui s-o cancel\u0103m pe Loredana pentru c\u0103 a c\u00e2ntat la nunta cuiva mi se pare de un ridicol crunt. Cam ca ideea c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103-l cancel\u0103m pe Michael Jackson pentru c\u0103 s-au trezit doi fomi\u015fti c\u0103 stai a\u015fa. acum o sut\u0103 \u015fi ceva de ani i-a molestat, chit c\u0103 \u00een exact acele momente din via\u0163a lui era ocupat cu multe altele.<\/p>\n
\u015ei repet ce am spus \u015fi c\u00e2nd a fost vorba de Digi24: copila\u015fi, ce nu \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i voi e c\u0103 PSD are acest bun obicei, de a pl\u0103ti.<\/p>\n
C\u0103 nu pl\u0103te\u015fte din banii lui, ci tot din ai t\u0103i?<\/p>\n
Categoric. Dar are acest bun obicei, de a pl\u0103ti.<\/p>\n
Unii sunt \u00eentr-un punct al vie\u0163ii lor \u00een care pot refuza ace\u015fti bani. Al\u0163ii nu.<\/p>\n
Tocmai de aceea, \u00een loc s-o l\u0103tra\u0163i pe Loredana c\u0103 a acceptat cele 30.000, sau 40.000, sau habar n-am c\u00e2te zeci de mii de euro pentru a c\u00e2nta la nunta cuiva, mai bine merge\u0163i pe wall la Marius Manole \u015fi face\u0163i-i o fela\u0163ie lung\u0103, tandr\u0103, implicat\u0103 \u015fi privindu-l \u00een ochi adorator.<\/p>\n
Crede\u0163i-m\u0103, e infinit mai greu s\u0103 spui “nu”.<\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103 vede\u0163i voi, dragi prieteni: ca partizan PSD, e\u015fti \u0163inut \u00een bra\u0163e, intri pe un circuit unde vin banii, des \u015fi mul\u0163i. Al\u0163i v\u0103zut cum a v\u00e2ndut Floriana Jucan albume cu 1000 de euro bucata dup\u0103 ce a f\u0103cut imnul \u0103la de slav\u0103 pentru Veorik.<\/p>\n
De partea cealalt\u0103 sunte\u0163i voi, \u015fi v-o spun foarte onest, din pozi\u0163ia mea de om care n-a lins PSD \u00een **** niciodat\u0103: nu ave\u0163i foarte multe de oferit.<\/p>\n
Nu e ca \u015fi cum recompensa\u0163i cu foarte mult arti\u015ftii care v\u0103 sus\u0163in punctul de vedere, nu e ca \u015fi cum le oferi\u0163i vreo oportunitate, nu e nimic de c\u00e2\u015ftigat din a fi cu voi.<\/p>\n
Acum s\u0103 punem \u00een balan\u0163\u0103 ce vine dintr-o parte versus ce vine din cealalt\u0103.<\/p>\n
Dintr-o parte: bani, bani, bani, bani \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 ni\u015fte bani.<\/p>\n
Din cealalt\u0103: likeuri de Facebook \u015fi periodic indignare maxim\u0103 c\u0103 a b\u0103gat Giurgiu manele la exact acelea\u015fi Premii Gopo care anul trecut nu v\u0103 interesau.<\/p>\n
C\u0103 dac\u0103 v\u0103 interesau \u015fi c\u00e2nd erau super clean, nu era omul nevoit s\u0103 recurg\u0103 la un artificiu de trolling.<\/p>\n
Iar Loredana e un artist care face spectacole scumpe, de anvergur\u0103. Showul \u0103la anual de la Sala Palatului \u00eenseamn\u0103 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ \u015fi nu sunt foarte sigur\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eei recupereaz\u0103, la c\u00e2te impozite, taxe, cheltuieli adi\u0163ionale, birocra\u0163ii se adaug\u0103, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 decorul care e \u00eentotdeauna nou \u015fi scump, \u015fi puhoi de interpre\u0163i pe scen\u0103.<\/p>\n
Astea nu se pl\u0103tesc cu likes pe Facebook \u015fi nici cu comentarii indignate.<\/p>\n
Cheam-o tu pe Loredana la nunta ta \u015fi pl\u0103te\u015fte-o suficient de bine s\u0103 nu fie nevoit\u0103 s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la a Olgu\u0163ei.<\/p>\n
“Dar nu am de unde, nu am cu ce.”<\/p>\n
OK, atunci m\u0103car taci dreq din gur\u0103 \u015fi, cum ziceam, revars\u0103 excesul \u0103sta de energie, dar pe pozitiv, la Marius Manole. Suge-i-o at\u00e2t de bine, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103-i intre cuvertura \u00een anus, dac\u0103 st\u0103 pe pat. Pentru c\u0103 b\u0103iatul \u0103la pierde infinit mai mult, fiind de partea ta, dec\u00e2t ar avea de c\u00e2\u015ftigat dac\u0103 ar deveni \u015fi el trep\u0103du\u015f de partid.
\n\u015ei dac\u0103 tot ai trecut pe la Manole, treci \u015fi pe la Tudor Chiril\u0103 cu acela\u015fi tratament. Altul care pierde ni\u015fte zeci de mii de euro de la ni\u015fte prim\u0103rii, doar pentru c\u0103 nu tace din gur\u0103. \u015ei m\u0103 \u00eendoiesc profund c\u0103 recupereaz\u0103 de pe la prim\u0103riile peneliste.
\nAh, dar stai, nu \u015fi-a f\u0103cut Chiril\u0103 recent coming-outul ca nongendered, sau gender nonconforming, sau pe acolo? Da, ok. Lui Chiril\u0103 po\u0163i s\u0103-i dai limbi \u00een p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103. <\/p>\n
Tu nu le vei organiza spectacol omagial la Floce\u015ftii de Jos, pentru c\u0103, din perspectiva ta, lupta acestor oameni se cuvine \u015fi se \u00een\u0163elege de la sine.<\/p>\n
PSD ar fi f\u0103cut-o.<\/p>\n
\u015ei de aia PSD c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 alegeri.<\/p>\n
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