{"id":17151,"date":"2019-04-04T13:56:04","date_gmt":"2019-04-04T10:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17151"},"modified":"2019-04-04T13:56:04","modified_gmt":"2019-04-04T10:56:04","slug":"cum-faci-o-pisica-sa-te-iubeasca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-faci-o-pisica-sa-te-iubeasca\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum faci o pisic\u0103 s\u0103 te iubeasc\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

E prim\u0103var\u0103. (Moam\u0103\u0103\u0103, cum am \u00eenceput, parc\u0103 ar fi o compunere de clasa a treia.) Ciripesc p\u0103s\u0103relele. Le-am auzit eu, \u00een timp ce beam o cafea \u00een parc, dup\u0103 ce m\u0103 v\u0103zusem cu ni\u015fte clien\u0163i de publicitate \u015fi c\u0103utam s\u0103 trag de timp s\u0103 nu ajung acas\u0103, unde muncitorii care izoleaz\u0103 blocul stau \u015fi se uit\u0103 la tot ce mi\u015fc\u0103, de zici c\u0103 i-a pl\u0103tit Dragnea s\u0103 te monitorizeze. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh, dar ia stai…<\/p>\n

Glumesc. Le-a luat toat\u0103 toamna s\u0103 izoleze partea cealalt\u0103 a blocului, \u015fi la ce h\u00e2rci sinistre locuiesc acolo, cred c\u0103 poten\u0163ialul de spionabilitate e zero.<\/p>\n

\u015ei cum st\u0103team eu \u00een parc \u015fi scrolam pe mobil, am v\u0103zut a mia oar\u0103 cli\u015feul \u0103la cu c\u00e2inii care iubesc necondi\u0163ionat \u015fi pisicile care-s reci \u015fi nep\u0103s\u0103toare.<\/p>\n

\u015ei mi-am dat seama c\u0103 vine sezonul de pui arunca\u0163i pe str\u0103zi \u015fi adop\u0163ii, iar ce avem noi de f\u0103cut e s\u0103 anul\u0103m acest mit.<\/p>\n

Da, e adev\u0103rat c\u0103 o pisic\u0103 nu investe\u015fte \u00eencredere \u00een tine dec\u00e2t dup\u0103 ce demonstrezi c\u0103 o meri\u0163i, dar \u0103sta mi se pare mai degrab\u0103 un semn de inteligen\u0163\u0103. \u015ei, totodat\u0103, \u00een momentul \u00een care ai cucerit o pisic\u0103, ajunge\u0163i s\u0103 forma\u0163i un fel de simbioz\u0103, o leg\u0103tur\u0103 at\u00e2t de special\u0103, cum nu po\u0163i avea cu nici un alt animal.<\/p>\n

Dar p\u00e2n\u0103 acolo e departe, \u015fi poate dura c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, ba chiar luni.<\/p>\n

Voluntarele de la organiza\u0163iile de protec\u0163ie a animalelor spun c\u0103, \u00een cazul pisicilor, primul motiv de returnare e faptul c\u0103 e rece \u015fi neafectuoas\u0103. Sau, cu alte cuvinte, faptul c\u0103 adoptatorul se a\u015ftepta la un comportament de c\u00e2ine \u015fi adora\u0163ie by default, iar pisica nu e un spirit slugarnic.<\/p>\n

Except\u00e2nd cazul rar c\u00e2nd pisica te alege, nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 a\u015fa. Introduci anim\u0103lu\u0163ul \u00eentr-un loc nou, pe care nu-l cunoa\u015fte, cu persoane care nu i-s familiare, \u015fi cea mai fireasc\u0103 rela\u0163ie va fi a) s\u0103 se ascund\u0103 sub un pat b) s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 s\u0103 miaune lung, sf\u00e2\u015fietor \u015fi tragic, a blestem de dragoste.<\/p>\n

Trebuie s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi chiar \u0219i faptul c\u0103, \u00een cazul unei pisici ata\u015fate de fosterul unde a fost \u0163inut\u0103, suferin\u0163a dup\u0103 oamenii care au \u00eengrijit-o p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci e similar\u0103 cu durerea unui om, \u0219i c\u0103 TREBUIE S\u0102-I DAI TIMP.<\/p>\n

OK. Cum facem o pisic\u0103 nou adus\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103, ascuns\u0103 ad\u00e2nc sub pat, s\u0103 ne iubeasc\u0103?<\/p>\n

Primul pas: Las-o \u00een pace.<\/strong><\/p>\n

S\u0103 insi\u0219ti s\u0103 iei \u00een bra\u021be sau s\u0103 smotoce\u0219ti o pisic\u0103 \u00eempotriva voin\u021bei ei e cam ca atunci c\u00e2nd se freac\u0103 de tine un \u00eeng\u0103lat \u00een autobuz. R\u0103spunsul final e un “nu” ferm \u0219i neclintit ca ho\u021bia pesedist\u0103.<\/p>\n

Po\u0163i sta \u00een aceea\u015fi \u00eenc\u0103pere cu pisica, po\u0163i l\u0103sa la liber m\u00e2ncare, ap\u0103 \u015fi litier\u0103, s\u0103 se simt\u0103 \u00een siguran\u0163\u0103 \u015fi cu toate nevoile acoperite, \u015fi a\u015fteapt\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei prin “a\u015fteapt\u0103”, m\u0103 refer la pasul al doilea.<\/p>\n

Pasul al doilea: Nu sta holbat la ea \u015fi lihnit dup\u0103 aten\u0163ie.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cemi plac c\u0103\u0163eii. Timp de o or\u0103, maximum dou\u0103. Apoi, abia a\u015ftept s\u0103 \u00eei dau \u00eenapoi st\u0103p\u00e2nilor lor de drept. Asta pentru c\u0103 pupe\u0163ii au obiceiul de a sta cu aten\u0163ia belit\u0103 la tine, parc\u0103 cer\u00e2nd din priviri s\u0103 le faci lucruri, \u015fi de cum te mi\u015fti un pic, deja sar \u00een sus “gata? joac\u0103? plimbare? m\u00e2ncare?”.<\/p>\n

Chestie care, dac\u0103 s-ar lungi pe mai multe zile, m-ar scoate din min\u0163i.<\/p>\n

\u015ei dac\u0103 asta a\u015ftep\u0163i de la un anim\u0103lu\u0163, go for a dog.<\/p>\n

Pisica are nevoie de “me-time”. \u015ei prin me-time m\u0103 refer la timp \u00een care st\u0103 f\u0103cut\u0103 covrig \u00een co\u015ful t\u0103u de rufe, \u015fi nu vrea interac\u0163iune. Sau timp \u00een care st\u0103 la geam \u015fi sc\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2ie la p\u0103s\u0103rele. Sau se ceart\u0103 comic cu un porumbel aciuat afar\u0103 la f\u0103r\u00e2miturile tale de p\u00e2ine. Sau pur \u015fi simplu, se miroase sub coad\u0103.<\/p>\n

De ce, dintr-o camer\u0103 plin\u0103 de oameni, m\u00e2\u0163a se duce a\u0163\u0103 la \u0103la alergic, care nu \u00eencearc\u0103 s-o agaseze cu nimic? Pentru c\u0103 \u0103la nu are energie cotropitoare \u015fi nu caut\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei ia aerul.<\/p>\n

Cu pisica nu po\u0163i avea dec\u00e2t o rela\u0163ie bazat\u0103 pe foarte mult\u0103 libertate.<\/p>\n

Deci: f\u0103-\u0163i treburile tale, munce\u015fte, f\u0103 curat, cite\u015fte o carte, \u015fi las\u0103 flocosul de sub pat s\u0103 simt\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti o prezen\u0163\u0103 neamenin\u0163\u0103toare.<\/p>\n

Pasul al treilea: Dragostea trece prin stomac\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cel am pe Pulic\u0103 de 15 ani. Dar unul dintre lucrurile pe care le facem, dup\u0103 ce \u00eei fierb un piept de pui sau un ficat, sau cump\u0103r o pulp\u0103 rotisat\u0103, e s\u0103 \u00eel hr\u0103nesc cu m\u00e2na. A\u015fa cum am f\u0103cut-o pe c\u00e2nd era pui mic \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 nu putea devora singur un piept de pui. Rupeam eu \u00eembuc\u0103turi \u015fi i le d\u0103deam \u00een gur\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ini\u0163ial, pisica o s\u0103 fie reticent\u0103, pentru c\u0103 mirosul t\u0103u \u00eei e str\u0103in. \u015ei da, dac\u0103 e mult prea devreme, n-o la\u015fi s\u0103 moar\u0103 de foame,\u00a0 tai pieptul \u00een buc\u0103\u0163i \u015fi i-l pui \u00een bol.<\/p>\n

Dar dac\u0103 ai f\u0103cut o pisic\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i m\u0103n\u00e2nce din m\u00e2n\u0103, deja sunte\u0163i amici la cataram\u0103.<\/p>\n

E \u015fi o \u015fmecherie \u00een asta: s\u0103 la\u015fi bolul plin de m\u00e2ncare umed\u0103 din plicule\u0163, s\u0103 nu-i fie foame, dar bun\u0103t\u0103\u0163ile speciale s\u0103 i le dai numai din m\u00e2na ta. A\u015fa ajunge s\u0103 te asocieze cu pl\u0103cerile deluxe ale vie\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

Pasul al patrulea: Nu for\u0163a contactul fizic\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd o pisic\u0103 e suficient de \u00eencrez\u0103toare \u00een tine s\u0103 se vrea m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat\u0103, vine ea la tine. \u00ce\u0163i sare \u00een bra\u0163e, \u0163i se urc\u0103 \u00een cap, \u00een spinare, te linge pe p\u0103r, c\u0103 e ca o blan\u0103 mai lung\u0103, \u00ee\u0163i morfole\u015fte urechile, c\u0103-i amintesc de \u0163\u00e2\u0163a maic\u0103-sii. \u015ei da, nivelul de intimitate la care ajungi \u00een cele din urm\u0103 cu o pisic\u0103 e cumva de parc\u0103 a\u0163i fi am\u00e2ndoi pisici.<\/p>\n

Pisica e un animal care \u015ftie extrem de bine ce vrea. \u015ei nu va accepta lista ta de priorit\u0103\u0163i peste a ei niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n

Prin urmare: dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i \u00eempinge m\u00e2na cu l\u0103bu\u0163a, dac\u0103 se fere\u015fte, dac\u0103 \u00eentinde capul s\u0103 nu ajungi la el, e un semn c\u0103 nu are chef s\u0103 pui m\u00e2na pe ea, \u015fi tu va trebui s\u0103 respec\u0163i asta. Altfel, o s\u0103 h\u00e2s\u00e2ie la tine \u015fi o s\u0103 te zg\u00e2rie.<\/p>\n

Cum am zis \u015fi mai sus: \u00eencearc\u0103 ni\u015fte supozitoare de r\u0103bdare.<\/p>\n

Pasul al cincilea: Joac\u0103-te.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015ei nici m\u0103car nu e nevoie de chestii scumpe, s\u0103 te joci cu o pisic\u0103. Iei o l\u0103mpi\u0163\u0103 cu laser \u015fi o faci s\u0103 alerge dup\u0103 punctul de lumin\u0103. Iei o sfoar\u0103 \u015fi legi la cap\u0103t un ghem de h\u00e2rtie. Rostogole\u015fti o bil\u0103. Esen\u0163a nu e pe sofisticarea juc\u0103riei, ci pe gradul de implicare pe care po\u0163i s\u0103-l ob\u0163ii cu ea.<\/p>\n

O pis\u0103 care se joac\u0103 cu tine e o pis\u0103 care \u00eencepe s\u0103 te plac\u0103. \u015ei o va face, sooner or later. Pentru c\u0103 m\u00e2\u0163ele sunt animale extrem de juc\u0103u\u015fe, de la natur\u0103.<\/p>\n

Au o doz\u0103 mare de energie, pe care nu prea au cum s-o consume \u00een cas\u0103 altfel, de aceea e important s\u0103-\u0163i rupi o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 pe zi \u015fi alte reprize mai scurte, s\u0103 te joci cu ea.<\/p>\n

“Dar nu am timp”.<\/p>\n

Ba ai. Joaca cu pisica poate fi, de exemplu, s-o faci s\u0103 fug\u0103reasc\u0103 laserul \u00een timp ce tu stai pe bud\u0103 diminea\u0163a.<\/p>\n

Pasul al \u015faselea: Creeaz\u0103-i un safe space.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cen cazul lui Pulic\u0103, e o anumit\u0103 cutie \u00een care \u015ftie c\u0103, dac\u0103 se bag\u0103, va fi l\u0103sat \u00een pace.<\/p>\n

Safe space e ca echivalentul safe wordului \u00een BDSM, \u015fi anume un loc din casa ta unde pisica se poate retrage dac\u0103 vrea s\u0103 nu se mai joace \u015fi s\u0103 stea lini\u015ftit\u0103. \u015ei unde \u015ftie c\u0103, dac\u0103 s-a b\u0103gat, tu prinzi hintul \u015fi te dai jos de pe ea.<\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103, \u015fi \u00een cazul rela\u0163iilor de cuplu, majoritatea divor\u0163urilor sunt generate de faptul c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 un safe space unde s\u0103 te po\u0163i retrage c\u00e2nd cel\u0103lalt a devenit mai mult dec\u00e2t po\u0163i suporta \u00een momentul dat X. \u015ei c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 respect fa\u0163\u0103 de safe space-ul celuilalt.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 pisica \u00een\u0163elege c\u0103 poate opri t\u0103v\u0103leala \u015fi jughineala retr\u0103g\u00e2ndu-se \u00een safe space, \u015fi tu pricepi semnul, \u015fi o la\u015fi \u00een pace, cap\u0103t\u0103 un nou nivel de \u00eencredere \u00een tine.<\/p>\n

\u015ei da, asta presupune un anumit nivel de inteligen\u0163\u0103 din partea ta. C\u00e2ine poate avea tot prostul, dar pisic\u0103 iubitoare, doar cineva cu un creier func\u0163ional.<\/p>\n

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Pasul al \u015faptelea: Abordeaz-o de jos.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Behaviori\u015ftii de c\u0103\u0163ei de talie mic\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i spun inclusiv s\u0103 nu cau\u0163i s\u0103-i atingi peste cap, de la nivelul \u00een\u0103l\u0163imii tale, pentru c\u0103 e extrem de amenin\u0163\u0103tor pentru un animal mic s\u0103-i vin\u0103 ditamai malaxorul peste el. Ci s\u0103 te la\u015fi \u00een ghemuit \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eel atingi de la nivelul lui, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-l s\u0103 se apropie el de tine.<\/p>\n

Cu at\u00e2t mai valabil pentru pisici. Primul contact cu o m\u00e2\u0163\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 fie precum Capela Sixtin\u0103.<\/p>\n

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D\u0103-i un v\u00e2rf de deget, dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103-\u0163i ia toat\u0103 m\u00e2na, nu invers.<\/p>\n

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Pasul al optulea: Dac\u0103 face t\u00e2mpenii, pedepse\u015fte-o prin ignore.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Principalul scop al oric\u0103rei pedepse e ca vinovatul s\u0103 ia not\u0103 de faptul c\u0103 a gre\u015fit, s\u0103 proceseze c\u0103 a cauzat sup\u0103rare \u015fi s\u0103 nu mai repete fapta.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 \u0163ipi la o pisic\u0103, sau omg, o love\u015fti, nu faci dec\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eencepi un r\u0103zboi deschis cu ea. Pentru c\u0103 orgoliul o va face s\u0103 \u00eencaseze violen\u0163a ta ca pe o agresiune de sine st\u0103t\u0103toare, \u015fi rezultatul va fi sub form\u0103 de pipi pe covor, pipi \u00een pantofi \u015fi caca pe unde va considera ea c\u0103 te enerveaz\u0103 mai tare s\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti caca. \u015ei e inventiv\u0103.<\/p>\n

De obicei, t\u00e2mpeniile f\u0103cute de pisici sunt din dou\u0103 categorii: r\u0103ni cauzate \u0163ie sau altora \u015fi obiecte stricate sau sparte.<\/p>\n

R\u0103nile cauzate \u0163ie sau altora sunt, \u00een majoritatea cazurilor, consecin\u0163a insisten\u0163ei tale de a o smotoci dup\u0103 ce \u0163i-a ar\u0103tat clar c\u0103 nu are chef de asta, \u015fi sunt strict vina ta. O pisic\u0103 este o lec\u0163ie ambulant\u0103 de respectat boundaries. De aceea recomand oricui s\u0103 adopte c\u00e2te una, c\u0103 va \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 cont mult mai bine de limitele interlocutorilor.<\/p>\n

Obiectele sparte sunt victimele colaterale ale chefului de joac\u0103. \u015ei po\u0163i s\u0103 pedepse\u015fti foarte simplu anim\u0103lu\u0163ul lu\u00e2nd contact cu cioburile: De ce ai f\u0103cut asta? Mi-ai spart cana. Mie \u00eemi pl\u0103cea cana aia. M\u0103garule.<\/p>\n

La faza asta, se va b\u0103ga sub pat, pentru c\u0103 \u015eTIE c\u0103 a gre\u015fit. Tu o s\u0103 aduni cioburile \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i vezi de ce f\u0103ceai, ignor\u00e2nd-o suveran. Dup\u0103 gen o or\u0103, o s\u0103 fie toat\u0103 la picioarele tale,\u00a0 frec\u00e2ndu-se pe lung \u015fi pe lat, s\u0103-\u0163i arate extrem de mult\u0103 iubire \u015fi p\u0103rere de r\u0103u.<\/p>\n

Bine e s\u0103 n-o lunge\u015fti cu ignoratul, ci s\u0103-i accep\u0163i, dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva runde de cenu\u015f\u0103-n cap, scuza, s\u0103 nu stimulezi \u00een ea cheful de jocule\u0163ul “care ignor\u0103 mai cu foc”.<\/p>\n

Fac pisicile \u015fi asta?<\/p>\n

Da. Zici c\u0103 sunt oameni, doar c\u0103 nu vorbesc.<\/p>\n

Pasul al nou\u0103lea: M\u00e2ng\u00e2ie-o doar unde-i place.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ai ajuns \u00een punctul \u00een care pisica \u00ee\u0163i toarce \u00een poal\u0103, cu patru l\u0103bu\u0163e \u00een tavan. Nope, nu e o invita\u0163ie s\u0103-i freci burtica. Spre deosebire de c\u00e2ini, pisicile se aricesc din r\u0103runchii fiin\u0163ei c\u00e2nd le pui m\u00e2na pe burt\u0103. E punctul lor vulnerabil, \u015fi singura reac\u0163ie e s\u0103 te umple de s\u00e2nge.<\/p>\n

\u0162ine cont, c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i m\u00e2ng\u00e2i anim\u0103lu\u0163ul, unde \u00eei place s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 atingeri \u015fi tandre\u0163e, \u015fi unde nu. Reac\u0163iile sunt acolo, tu trebuie doar s\u0103 fii la recep\u0163ie \u015fi s\u0103 respec\u0163i ce \u0163i se comunic\u0103.<\/p>\n

Pasul al zecelea: <\/strong>Dac\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci ceva ce nu-i e ok, d\u0103-i s\u0103 adulmece.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Eram cu Pulic\u0103 \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103 la ni\u015fte cunoscu\u0163i. \u015ei m\u00e2ncam nu mai \u015ftiu ce. Pulic\u0103, obi\u015fnuit c\u0103 eu \u00eempart cu el tot ce \u00eei e ok, a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se frece de mine. Eu m-am comportat cum m\u0103 port \u015fi acas\u0103: am rupt o bucat\u0103 din chestia aia \u015fi i-am dus-o la nas:<\/p>\n

-Vezi, bebi\u0163\u0103? Nu e pentru tine.<\/p>\n

Pulic\u0103 a adulmecat m\u00e2ncarea, mi\u015fc\u00e2nd din must\u0103\u0163i, apoi m-a l\u0103sat \u00een pace.<\/p>\n

-Tu chiar iube\u015fti pisica asta, a fost concluzia gazdelor.<\/p>\n

PLM, care ar fi fost alternativa? S-o alung cu un bocanc \u00een burt\u0103, ca-n “Ion” de Liviu Rebreanu? Au trecut zilele iob\u0103giei, iar eu nu a\u015f \u0163ine niciodat\u0103 un anim\u0103lu\u0163 de companie s\u0103 am pe cine s\u0103 \u00eemi v\u0103rs nervii.<\/p>\n

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