{"id":17163,"date":"2019-04-05T19:35:03","date_gmt":"2019-04-05T16:35:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17163"},"modified":"2019-04-05T19:35:33","modified_gmt":"2019-04-05T16:35:33","slug":"doamna-zuckerberg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/doamna-zuckerberg\/","title":{"rendered":"Vreau s-o pe doamna Zuckerberg"},"content":{"rendered":"

Drag\u0103 Mark. <\/p>\n

Stau pe re\u0163eaua ta de tot rahatul de ani buni. Tolerez str\u00e2ng\u00e2nd din din\u0163i toate filtrele corectitudinii politice \u015fi exprim\u0103rii cumin\u0163ite cu sila. Nu mai \u00eenjur, nu mai spun lucrurile a\u015fa cum le simt, \u00eemi formulez fiecare replic\u0103 c\u0103ut\u00e2ndu-mi intens \u015fi cu grij\u0103 cuvintele. <\/p>\n

\u015ei totu\u015fi, eu am banuri pentru bullying. <\/p>\n

Niciodat\u0103 \u00een via\u0163a mea nu am intrat pe wallul nim\u0103nui cu inten\u0163ia de a \u00eempro\u015fca ur\u0103 \u015fi venin.
\nAl\u0163ii pe wallul meu, cu miile. <\/p>\n

\u015ei totu\u015fi, eu am banuri pentru bullying. <\/p>\n

Niciodat\u0103 nu am dat mesaj privat cuiva cu inten\u0163ie inadecvat\u0103 sau h\u0103r\u0163uitoare. Niciodat\u0103 nu am agasat \u00een mesaje private, niciodat\u0103 nu am insistat dobitoce\u015fte, niciodat\u0103 nu m-am oplo\u015fit ca r\u00e2ia pe timpul altuia.
\nAl\u0163ii fa\u0163\u0103 de mine da. <\/p>\n

\u015ei totu\u015fi, eu am banuri pentru bullying. <\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 eu raportez o insult\u0103 cu multe propozi\u0163ii subordonate de la un idiot cu cont fake, \u00eemi spui c\u0103 nu e nimic neconform cu standardele comunit\u0103\u0163ii. <\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 idiotul m\u0103 raporteaz\u0103 pe mine c\u0103 i-am spus s\u0103 se care dracului de pe peretele meu, e total neconform cu standardele comunit\u0103\u0163ii. <\/p>\n

Bully nu e \u0103la care agaseaz\u0103, h\u0103r\u0163uie\u015fte, preseaz\u0103, piseaz\u0103, ci \u0103la care se ap\u0103r\u0103. <\/p>\n

De ce? <\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 \u0103la care se ap\u0103r\u0103 are reach organic, iar tu vrei s\u0103 i-l omori cu totul. \u015ei s\u0103-l obligi pe om s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pentru a fi citit. <\/p>\n

Chit c\u0103 omul a priceput faza cu pl\u0103titul \u015fi deja d\u0103 boost la post\u0103ri, tot nu e de ajuns. Ideea e s\u0103-l j\u0103pc\u0103re\u015fti complet, pentru orice click. Ca reachul s\u0103 fie numai paid. <\/p>\n

Iar pentru acest spectacol de l\u0103comie abject\u0103 care te transform\u0103 \u00een complice la bullying, drag\u0103 Mark, \u0163in s\u0103 te informez; a\u015f vrea foarte mult s\u0103 o f** pe doamna Zuckerberg. Aka distinsa m\u0103-ta. <\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 a e\u015fuat \u00een a insufla \u00een tine \u015fi altceva dec\u00e2t foamea necontrolat\u0103 de bani. <\/p>\n

Am bully-it eu vreodat\u0103 pe cineva? Am tras eu vreodat\u0103 de un om care nu dorea interac\u0163iune cu mine? Am cer\u015fit vreodat\u0103 aten\u0163ie cu insulte pe peretele altuia? Am agresat eu vreodat\u0103 verbal vreun alt om \u00een alt mod dec\u00e2t \u00een replic\u0103 la vreo enormitate obscen\u0103? <\/p>\n

NU, \u00een p***a doamnei Zuckerberg. Nu, niciodat\u0103. <\/p>\n

Iar dac\u0103 jego\u015fii au t\u0103cut de unii singuri \u015fi s-au \u00eentors \u00eenapoi \u00een tomberonul din care r\u0103s\u0103riser\u0103, am c\u0103utat eu s\u0103 mai trag de conflict? <\/p>\n

Nu, \u00een p***a doamnei Zuckerberg. Nu, niciodat\u0103. <\/p>\n

\u015ei atunci, cine mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii e bully? Tu e\u015fti cel mai mare bully, Mark Zuckerberg. Pentru c\u0103 faci pact cu to\u0163i bullies irelevan\u0163i \u00een a h\u0103r\u0163ui \u015fi nimici munca unora care-\u015fi v\u0103d de treburile lor. <\/p>\n

Dar \u015ftii care e poanta, nes\u0103tulule de bani?
\nC\u0103 niciunul dintre ace\u015fti bullies nu va da boost post de m\u0103car un cen\u0163i\u015for vreodat\u0103. <\/p>\n

Faci ca popoarele primitive: tai pomul din r\u0103d\u0103cin\u0103 s\u0103-i hale\u015fti toate fructele deodat\u0103. <\/p>\n

Iar eu vreau teribil de tare s-o f**t pe doamna Zuckerberg. C\u0103 a crescut un jeg care, \u00een secunda \u00een care o femeie e h\u0103r\u0163uit\u0103 de un cretin pe net, e banat\u0103 tot ea pentru bullying pentru c\u0103-l someaz\u0103 pe jeg s\u0103 se dea jos de pe ea. <\/p>\n

Sc\u00e2rbo\u015fii care posteaz\u0103 insulte din lips\u0103 de p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103 sunt doar ni\u015fte bie\u0163i bolnavi needuca\u0163i. Tu, \u00eens\u0103, Zuckerberg, e\u015fti bolnav cronic. De o l\u0103comie care \u00eemi \u00eencre\u0163e\u015fte pielea. <\/p>\n

\u015ei tu e\u015fti cel mai sc\u00e2rbos dintre to\u0163i. <\/p>\n

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