{"id":17179,"date":"2019-04-08T13:28:08","date_gmt":"2019-04-08T10:28:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17179"},"modified":"2019-04-08T14:29:16","modified_gmt":"2019-04-08T11:29:16","slug":"je-taime-fa-scarbo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/je-taime-fa-scarbo\/","title":{"rendered":"Je t’aime, f\u0103 sc\u00e2rbo!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Uneori, citesc discu\u0163ii de pe feedul de Facebook \u015fi r\u00e2d singur\u0103 \u00een hohote. Asta apropo de \u00eentrebarea unuia dintre voi: de ce \u0163in \u00een list\u0103 agrama\u0163i. \u0162in \u00een list\u0103 pe oricine, cu condi\u0163ia s\u0103 nu fie agresiv(\u0103) f\u0103r\u0103 motiv. \u015ei asta pentru c\u0103, dac\u0103 ai o crem\u0103 select\u0103 de c\u00e2\u0163iva telectoali fini, pierzi tot umorul aferent re\u0163elelor sociale. <\/p>\n

Posteaz\u0103 o adolescent\u0103 c\u00e2teva poze cu captionul:
\n“\u015etiu k m\u0103 iube\u015fti, \u015fi tu \u015fti k eu \u015ftiu, team la degetul mic.” <\/p>\n

Not\u0103: discu\u0163ia o redau aproximativ, \u015fi p\u0103strez doar c\u00e2teva dintre gre\u015felile gramaticale de baz\u0103, s\u0103 nu fie dificil de citit. Sau, m\u0103 rog, de kitit. <\/p>\n

\u0102ia care m\u0103 b\u00e2z\u00e2ie pe mine c\u0103 nu z\u00e2mbesc \u00een poze ar trebui s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce figuri aspre de Ciac Nori\u015fi etaleaz\u0103 o parte din fetele foarte tinere. Eu sunt piece of cake, serios. <\/p>\n

\u015ei intervine alta: “Dc nu z\u00e2mbe\u015fti, e\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103 cu fa\u0163a asta”. <\/p>\n

Pentru simplificarea a ceea ce urmeaz\u0103, le vom denumi Ciacnorisa \u015fi Amanta Grijii. \u00cen sensul c\u0103, ce e drept e drept, nu o invitase nimeni s\u0103 dea cu impresia, era un caz clasic de f***e de grij\u0103. <\/p>\n

Ciacnorisa: Tea \u00eentrebat kneva keva, f\u0103? <\/p>\n

Amanta Grijii: Dc nu akcep\u0163i critica, e\u015fti comunist\u0103? <\/p>\n

\u015ei aici intervine un cet\u0103\u0163ean francez de origine brunet\u0103. S\u0103-i zicem Daoud. <\/p>\n

Daoud: Tres belle, baby. <\/p>\n

Ciacnorisa: Comunist\u0103 e\u015fti tu \u015fii m\u0103ta, f\u0103, sc\u00e2rbo. Tea \u00eentrbat kneva keva? Uitete la tn mai bn. <\/p>\n

Amanta Grijii: M\u0103 uit, f\u0103, v\u0103d dec\u00e2t frumuse\u0163e, c\u0103 eu z\u00e2mbesc, f\u0103, tristo. <\/p>\n

Daoud: Ma belle ange… Tres belle. <\/p>\n

Ciacnorisa: Tu frumoasa f\u0103 andicapato? Sai sugi pl lu tata de frumoasa kimitirului. <\/p>\n

Daoud: emoji cu inim\u0103 inim\u0103 inim\u0103. <\/p>\n

Amanta Grijii: Pula o sugi tu cu restul curvelor de pe centur\u0103, ur\u00e2ta dreq. \u015ei mama e moart\u0103, nu vorbi a\u015fa de ea. <\/p>\n

Ciacnorisa: M\u0103 pi\u015f pe m\u0103ta \u015fi vie \u015fi moart\u0103 f\u0103. Are\u0163i ca \u015fi cum tea f\u0103cut moart\u0103. <\/p>\n

Daoud: Tres jolie. Je t’aime, baby. <\/p>\n

Amanta Grijii: Deaia e\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103 f\u0103 c\u0103 ai sufletul ur\u00e2t. Cum po\u0163i s\u0103 ziki a\u015fa de mama? Nai nimic sf\u00e2nt. <\/p>\n

Ciacnorisa: M\u0103ta e sf\u00e2nt\u0103 f\u0103, sc\u00e2rbo? M\u0103ta sugea pl la *cet\u0103\u0163eni de etnie rom\u0103”. (editare corect\u0103 politic: eu).<\/p>\n

Daoud: Tu est mon amour, mon coeur, ma vie. <\/p>\n

Ciacnorisa: Da mai taci \u015fi tu b\u0103i bor\u00e2tule, nuse vede k avem treab\u0103? <\/p>\n

Daoud: inim\u0103. <\/p>\n

MORALA UNU: Femeile vor prefera \u00eentotdeauna s\u0103 se *izduie cu alte femei, \u00een loc s\u0103 schimbe declara\u0163ii cu b\u0103rba\u0163i.. <\/p>\n

MORALA DOI: B\u0103rba\u0163ii nu se prind deloc c\u00e2nd sunt oportuni cu iubirea lor \u015fi c\u00e2nd nu. <\/p>\n

MORALA TREI: Uneori, via\u021ba e cel mai bun dramaturg. <\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

Poza n-are leg\u0103tur\u0103, dar e funny. Am primit-o \u00een mesaj privat, deci habar n-am care e sursa real\u0103. De cum mi-o da\u021bi, completez. <\/p>\n

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