{"id":17209,"date":"2019-04-11T12:38:57","date_gmt":"2019-04-11T09:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17209"},"modified":"2019-04-11T12:38:57","modified_gmt":"2019-04-11T09:38:57","slug":"numai-curvele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/numai-curvele\/","title":{"rendered":"Numai curvele"},"content":{"rendered":"

Numai curvele vorbesc tare
\nNumai curvele r\u00e2d \u00een hohote
\nA\u0219a, necontrolat, de parc\u0103 ar necheza un cal,
\nNumai curvele ascult\u0103 rock.
\nNumai curvele poart\u0103 pantaloni str\u00e2m\u021bi, cu \u021binte,
\nNumai curvele dau din \u0219olduri pe ringul de dans
\n\u0218i numai curvele poart\u0103 ruj ro\u0219u ca s\u00e2ngele. <\/p>\n

Numai curvele se uit\u0103 la filme de\u0219\u0103n\u021bate
\nNumai curvele citesc c\u0103r\u021bi nepotrivite,
\nNumai curvele iau la b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie prostia omeneasc\u0103
\nNumai curvele provoac\u0103
\nNumai curvele poart\u0103 decoltat
\nNumai curvele vorbesc decoltat
\nNumai curvele se distreaz\u0103
\nNumai curvele beau
\nNumai curvele zic glume politice
\nNumai curvele g\u00e2ndesc.
\nNumai curvele tr\u0103iesc. <\/p>\n

Okok, gata, m-ai convins.
\nUnde e Biroul Central de Curv\u0103s\u0103real\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eemi scriu adeziunea? <\/p>\n

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