{"id":17213,"date":"2019-04-12T10:17:57","date_gmt":"2019-04-12T07:17:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=17213"},"modified":"2019-04-12T10:17:57","modified_gmt":"2019-04-12T07:17:57","slug":"usr-si-lasitatea-romaneasca-specifica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/usr-si-lasitatea-romaneasca-specifica\/","title":{"rendered":"USR \u015fi la\u015fitatea rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 specific\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

La un moment dat, am lucrat \u00eentr-un job extrem de pl\u0103cut. <\/p>\n

Oamenii \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103ceau treaba agreabil \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 f**i la cap inutil, colectivul era format din lume t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, amuzant\u0103 \u015fi bine \u00eenchegat\u0103 \u00een echip\u0103, veneai la munc\u0103 de drag, r\u00e2deai 8 ore \u015fi mai \u015fi munceai pe l\u00e2ng\u0103, era cafea gratis la discre\u0163ie, firma avea \u015fi dou\u0103 pisici moi \u015fi torc\u0103toare care se suiau pe tine s\u0103 te asiste \u00een proiecte, nu \u0163i se pretindeau ore suplimentare, \u015fedin\u0163ele erau minime \u015fi doar dac\u0103 era ceva important, iar dac\u0103 \u00eencepea \u015fedin\u0163a se elucidau acele lucruri importante \u015fi erai l\u0103sat s\u0103 lucrezi mai departe, mailuiala intern\u0103 era la obiect \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 f**re suplimentar\u0103 la icre. <\/p>\n

Pe scurt, un mic paradis pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt. <\/p>\n

Apoi, a ap\u0103rut Idiotul. Fiu de ceva mah\u0103r important, cu aere de \u015fefie prost \u00een\u0163eleas\u0103 p\u0103 el. Vorbea peste toat\u0103 lumea, \u015fi spunea numai t\u00e2mpenii. Fiind fiu de ceva mare mah\u0103r important, lumea l\u0103sa privirea \u00een jos. Nimeni nu avea tupeu s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eenfrunte \u015fi s\u0103-i spun\u0103 c\u0103 vorbe\u015fte prostii. \u0162inea \u015fedin\u0163e peste \u015fedin\u0163e, c\u0103-i pl\u0103cea s\u0103 se aud\u0103 debit\u00e2nd truisme jenante, te f***ea la cap cu mailuri care se b\u0103teau cap \u00een cap \u015fi erau at\u00e2t de incoerente, \u00eenc\u00e2t nu puteai dec\u00e2t s\u0103 deduci vag ce a vrut s\u0103 spun\u0103, avea idei total inutile care nu ajutau cu nimic obiectivele finale. <\/p>\n

Pe scurt, era at\u00e2t de inadecvat din toate punctele de vedere, \u00eenc\u00e2t aspectul se vedea \u015fi din gaura neagr\u0103 pe care au descoperit-o \u0103\u015ftia recent, \u015fi care se asorteaz\u0103 perfect la gaura neagr\u0103 din portofelul meu, lol. <\/p>\n

OK. <\/p>\n

Era destul\u0103 lume \u00een colectiv. Cineva ar fi putut s\u0103 se ridice \u015fi s\u0103 spun\u0103: “E\u015fti idiot, taci \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii din gur\u0103”. <\/p>\n

Erau rezultate. Incompeten\u0163a are acest defect, c\u0103 se vede relativ repede \u00een cifre, iar cifrele, spre deosebire de oameni, tind s\u0103 fie c\u00e2t se poate de sincere. <\/p>\n

Cineva ar fi putut s\u0103 se ridice \u015fi s\u0103-l trag\u0103 la r\u0103spundere: “Uite, b\u0103, \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii de idiot, efectul idio\u0163eniilor tale!” <\/p>\n

Dar rom\u00e2nul e la\u015f. La\u015f ontologic. Nu pune punctul pe “i”. Prefer\u0103 s\u0103 stea ghiocel, s\u0103 tac\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 se retrag\u0103. <\/p>\n

Au \u00eenceput s\u0103-\u015fi dea demisia unul, doi, zece. <\/p>\n

Iar idiotul a \u00eenceput s\u0103-i \u00eenlocuiasc\u0103 cu al\u0163i idio\u0163i, dup\u0103 chipul \u015fi asem\u0103narea lui. Unii care i se strecurau \u00een gra\u0163ii prin pupincurism \u015fi prin uneltiri \u015fi intrigi, \u00een timp ce restul fraierilor din vechea echip\u0103 f\u0103ceau toat\u0103 treaba. <\/p>\n

\u015ei restul fraierilor din vechea echip\u0103 au \u00eenceput s\u0103 caute \u015fi ei alte ocazii \u015fi au u\u015fchit-o apoteotic. <\/p>\n

Firma s-a \u00eenchis \u00een doi ani. <\/p>\n

De\u015fi ar fi avut poten\u0163ial. <\/p>\n

Morala: A\u015f prefera s\u0103 nu c\u00e2\u015ftige PSD alegerile, mul\u0163umesc frumos. <\/p>\n

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