\nNeoficial, a transformat ANAF \u00eentr-o agen\u021bie de recuper\u0103ri frauduloase de credite. Detalii despre ce \u0219i cum fac \u0103\u0219tia, aici<\/a>.<\/p>\n
Anul trecut, au b\u0103gat prima impunere abuziv\u0103, pe CAS, prin iulie. Pe CAS din 2012 \u0219i 2013!!!! To\u021bi arti\u0219tii cu care m-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u00een Centrul Vechi povesteau acela\u0219i lucru: c\u0103 s-au trezit cu datorie din 2000 toamna la ANAF.<\/p>\n
Dafuq? Ca om cu multe deplas\u0103ri \u0219i colabor\u0103ri variate, nici nu mai ai contractele din 2012. Mai ales c\u0103 toate erau cu stopaj la surs\u0103.<\/p>\n
Dar sumele erau mici. 200 de lei. 300 de lei. Cineva mai popular dec\u00e2t noi 600 de lei.<\/p>\n
Eu aveam o perioad\u0103 extrem de dificil\u0103 \u0219i de agitat\u0103. Am zis c\u0103 nu merit\u0103 scandalul. Am pl\u0103tit suma care mi se pusese \u0219i mi-am v\u0103zut de treab\u0103.<\/p>\n
Azi un pic, m\u00e2ine un pic, \u0219i mi-am dat seama c\u0103 abuzul \u00eencepe s\u0103 devin\u0103 cronic.<\/p>\n
Mbun. Acum trei zile, pac, mail de la ANAF. Recalcularea pe anul 2015.<\/p>\n
Intru pe site, nu merge. N-a mers toat\u0103 ziua, iar asta mi-a dat un vibe negativ. Probabil c\u0103 erau mul\u021bi al\u021bii f\u0103c\u00e2nd infarct pe fir.<\/p>\n
Alalt\u0103ieri, site-ul mergea, dar c\u00e2nd \u00eencercai s\u0103 ob\u021bii cod de siguran\u021b\u0103, pica.<\/p>\n
Hmmmm.<\/p>\n
Ieri, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, d\u0103dea coduri de siguran\u021b\u0103. Dar dup\u0103 ce te logai, pagina d\u0103dea error \u0219i ecran alb.<\/p>\n
Azi, un prieten a dat un status extrem de indignat. I-a venit impozit mare pe 2015: PE C\u00c2ND ERA STUDENT. Singurul lui venit fusese o burs\u0103 de o lun\u0103, primit\u0103 de la o firm\u0103. Care, evident, acoperise \u0219i orice eventuale impozite legate de suma respectiv\u0103.<\/p>\n
Iar m\u0103 taie un presentiment, iar \u00eencerc. Oh, de data asta site-ul merge.<\/p>\n
Bun. \u0218i iat\u0103, dragi prieteni, tabel. Vede\u021bi dac\u0103 matematica voastr\u0103 poate deduce un sens din aceste cifre aruncate cu lopata, total f\u0103r\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103 unele cu altele.<\/p>\n
Poza am inserat-o mic\u0103, c\u0103 altfel dep\u0103\u0219ea rubrica, dar click pe ea s-o vede\u021bi mare.<\/p>\n
dafuq??<\/em><\/p>\n Sun la ANAF Covasna. Ocupat. Probabil li se introducea c\u0103rni\u021ba \u00een frigider de altcineva.<\/p>\n Dup\u0103 trei ore de sunat, nimeresc o domni\u0219oar\u0103. Politicoas\u0103, dr\u0103gu\u021b\u0103. \u00cemi ia numele complet, CNP-ul. Intr\u0103 pe calculator.<\/p>\n -No, p\u0103i \u00een 2015 a\u021bi avut contract de munc\u0103. \u0218i atunci tipa mi-a dat-o glorios din fundul gr\u0103dinii:<\/p>\n -A\u0219a a calculat computerul.<\/p>\n Singur. F\u0103r\u0103 m\u00e2n\u0103 omeneasc\u0103. Era computerelor care \u0219i-au luat libertatea \u00een propriile m\u00e2ini e printre noi.<\/p>\n -Ave\u021bi un mail, s\u0103 trimit o cerere de clarificare \u00eentr-o prim\u0103 instan\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n -Pfff, face.<\/p>\n \u0218i strig\u0103:<\/p>\n -Marika, care e mailul nostru? \u0102\u0103\u0103. Ne pare r\u0103u, nu ne merge mailul. Trebuie s\u0103 veni\u021bi personal.<\/p>\n -Sunte\u021bi institu\u021bie de stat \u0219i nu v\u0103 merge mailul?<\/p>\n -Nu, e defect.<\/p>\n Aha. Drept care, s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare, facem plimb\u0103ri la Sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe. Dar mai facem ceva. \u00cencepem un nou serial care se va intitula Odiseea impozitelor.<\/p>\n Ai o poveste intens\u0103 \u0219i amoroas\u0103 cu ANAF, cu impozite aberante inventate din pix? Te a\u0219tept ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd. Pe birou@lorenalupu.com.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 noi, cet\u0103\u021benii, nu facem circ mediatic legat de asta, c\u00e2t\u0103 va fi recalcularea pe 2016? 1800 de lei? 100.000 de lei? 1.000.000 de lei?<\/p>\n Cerul e limita. Sau mergem to\u021bi \u0219i d\u0103m statul rom\u00e2n \u00een judecat\u0103 la Bruxelles.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0163i plac textele Trollywood? Po\u0163i sus\u0163ine \u015fi tu proiectul.<\/p>\n *** Salut, sunt Lorena Lupu \u0219i sunt un cet\u0103\u021bean cu impozitele la zi. Sau cel pu\u021bin a\u0219a credeam. Faza e c\u0103, de c\u00e2nd e PSD...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14251,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/pedophilia.jpg?fit=692%2C331&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17216"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17235,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17216\/revisions\/17235"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/wtf.jpg?resize=150%2C92&ssl=1\")
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\n-Da, \u0219i s\u0103n\u0103tatea a fost cu stopaj la surs\u0103.
\n-A\u021bi avut \u0219i drepturi de autor.
\n-Tot cu stopaj la surs\u0103.
\n-\u0218i dob\u00e2nzi.
\n-Doamn\u0103, am un singur cont bancar. Dob\u00e2nda e ceva de genul 25 de lei la 6 luni, sau a\u0219a ceva. C\u00e2t\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103tate s\u0103 re\u021bine\u021bi din 25 de lei?<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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